Ask A Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer (Volume II)

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No. I tried it once and sprained my ankle, so presumption's not really safe either.

Wouldn't we be better off if our ankles were made of spider silk?
 

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Oh absolutely, yes.

Would you pay ten grand for a knee replacement (maintenance-free ball bearings)?
 

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Ten grand is a lot of money, but then your knees are your knees.

What if you had to choose between spending 10k on a bionic knee or on treatment for that large and hairy mole on your nose?
 

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The one that keeps leaking our secrets to the real world.


How shall we catch them?
 

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We always used to catch moles with a clutch of Cheetos tied to a string, but they need to be cooked fresh or jarred for pickling quickly otherwise they'll go off.

Can you turn something on again after it's gone off?
 

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I hope so.


Can you believe this thread's been resting for close to TWO weeks?
 

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Why--you're back!

Please state your reason(s) as to why you haven't posted here?
 

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I could certainly ask the same of you!


Is this working? Should we post some more?
 

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Yeah, why not. But we'll only post our absolute best, okay!?

Do you mind me saying that the greyish blue doesn't go well with your red dress?
 

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Let me count: I can smell, see, hear, feel, judge--just five senses, I'm afraid.

What is my sixth sense telling me?
 

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Something's coming around the corner.


Has your fear kicked in now?
 

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Who? Me? How would you feel about being interrupted in your snore?

Who needs students?