Ask A Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer (Volume II)

AlterEgox5 · Apr 27, 2013

As an American, I have no idea.

Is it safe to assume you are referring to what we call soccer?

thepicpic · Apr 28, 2013

It's never safe to assume anything.

How about presumption?

birdwhistle · Apr 28, 2013

No. I tried it once and sprained my ankle, so presumption's not really safe either.

Wouldn't we be better off if our ankles were made of spider silk?

Robbert · Apr 28, 2013

Oh absolutely, yes.

Would you pay ten grand for a knee replacement (maintenance-free ball bearings)?

birdwhistle · Apr 28, 2013

Ten grand is a lot of money, but then your knees are your knees.

What if you had to choose between spending 10k on a bionic knee or on treatment for that large and hairy mole on your nose?

thepicpic · Apr 30, 2013

Well, that's easy. I'd...

Wait. What mole?

KellyAssauer · Apr 30, 2013

The one that keeps leaking our secrets to the real world.

How shall we catch them?

birdwhistle · Apr 30, 2013

We always used to catch moles with a clutch of Cheetos tied to a string, but they need to be cooked fresh or jarred for pickling quickly otherwise they'll go off.

Can you turn something on again after it's gone off?

thepicpic · May 1, 2013

You'd better believe it.

Was that enlightening?

birdwhistle · May 1, 2013

Very much so. I was blind but now I can see.

Is anyone there?

thepicpic · May 3, 2013

Yes. I mean, no.

Where is there?

Jehhillenberg · May 3, 2013

There is everywhere.

Care to skip around the place here?

thepicpic · May 5, 2013

Can't skip. Doctor's orders.

Does a noodle incident always involve noodles?

KellyAssauer · May 16, 2013

Yes, but not always el dente...

Are there pills to fix that?

Jehhillenberg · May 16, 2013

I hope so.

Can you believe this thread's been resting for close to TWO weeks?

thepicpic · May 17, 2013

Yes. I was beginning to fear I'd need to resuccitate it.

Is that a bad sign?

Jehhillenberg · May 17, 2013

No.

Maybe it's lost that special something?

Robbert · May 17, 2013

Why--you're back!

Please state your reason(s) as to why you haven't posted here?

Jehhillenberg · May 17, 2013

I could certainly ask the same of you!

Is this working? Should we post some more?

Robbert · May 17, 2013

Yeah, why not. But we'll only post our absolute best, okay!?

Do you mind me saying that the greyish blue doesn't go well with your red dress?

Jehhillenberg · May 17, 2013

Well then!

Have you no sense of bold fashion?

Robbert · May 17, 2013

Let me count: I can smell, see, hear, feel, judge--just five senses, I'm afraid.

What is my sixth sense telling me?

Jehhillenberg · May 17, 2013

Something's coming around the corner.

Has your fear kicked in now?

thepicpic · May 18, 2013

Not yet. Not nearly awake enough.

Anyone else on a different day to the rest of reality?

Robbert · May 18, 2013

Who? Me? How would you feel about being interrupted in your snore?

Who needs students?

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