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Old 02-01-2013, 03:54 AM   #22351
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DJ has the uncanny ability to discern that SLS's maiden name was Australian slang for "sandwich."

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Old 02-01-2013, 04:01 AM   #22352
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Only in Australia a sand witch is an evil sorceress who turns the desert against people.

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Sandwich Lane (as she's named on her birth certificate) collected all of her picked-off scabs from childhood and swapped them with your Corn Flakes.
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Robbert braided his beard in corn rows.

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Lavern has written to the Baltimore Ravens, telling them she will date all the players and show them "a real good time" if they win the Super Bowl. She says she knows this will motivate them, but she hasn't heard back yet.
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Nymtoc wrote me a note inviting me to NYC.

He said he'd take me to the top of the Empire State Building and "show me the world," and then we'd dine on pasta at Mama Leone's.

He's bummed because I haven't replied yet.
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Lavern invited me for a rooftop picnic on top of the World Trade Centre. I was pretty pissed to get there and see it's gone.

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Samantha sees some sort of a problem with that.
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WriterWho has a little problem with pronoun confusion.

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