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Old 02-01-2013, 04:01 AM   #22351
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Old 02-01-2013, 04:41 AM   #22352
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Old 02-01-2013, 06:15 AM   #22354
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Sandwich Lane (as she's named on her birth certificate) collected all of her picked-off scabs from childhood and swapped them with your Corn Flakes.
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Old 02-01-2013, 06:29 AM   #22355
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Old 02-01-2013, 01:19 PM   #22356
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Old 02-01-2013, 01:22 PM   #22357
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Old 02-01-2013, 04:56 PM   #22359
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About a year ago, WW gave up to complete a 1.500 piece jigsaw puzzle and shoved the cornflakes back into the box.

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Old 02-01-2013, 06:20 PM   #22360
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Lavern has written to the Baltimore Ravens, telling them she will date all the players and show them "a real good time" if they win the Super Bowl. She says she knows this will motivate them, but she hasn't heard back yet.
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Old 02-01-2013, 07:40 PM   #22362
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Nymtoc wrote me a note inviting me to NYC.

He said he'd take me to the top of the Empire State Building and "show me the world," and then we'd dine on pasta at Mama Leone's.

He's bummed because I haven't replied yet.
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Old 02-01-2013, 09:12 PM   #22363
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Lavern invited me for a rooftop picnic on top of the World Trade Centre. I was pretty pissed to get there and see it's gone.

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Old 02-01-2013, 09:36 PM   #22365
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I dropped my laptop on my toe the other day. I danced around and screamed obscenities and flailed my arms, and WriterWho just thought I was doing an Italian opera.
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