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MJNL · Aug 7, 2012

What about the 'procreated writing style'?

People should really make an effort to understand words before using them.

Though, some of my typos have created humdingers... Let's pretend none of these people intended to type anything that resembles what they actually typed.

Riley · Aug 7, 2012

I saw this earlier and cracked up.

heyjude · Aug 7, 2012

I love SlushPile Hell.

thothguard51 · Aug 7, 2012

I wish they really answered those query's that way...

C. K. Casner · Aug 7, 2012

I needed a good laugh today.

kaitie · Aug 7, 2012

That site never fails to crack me up.

DreamWeaver · Aug 7, 2012

I love Slushpile Hell. It is one of the highlights of Monday (some would say the only highlight of Monday

).

Re: fiction novel...anyone seen the Fifth Third Bank redundancy commercial? "Oh no, this could ruin and destroy us!"

Silver-Midnight · Aug 7, 2012

That was funny. The all caps made it even funnier I think.

Layla Nahar · Aug 8, 2012

Wow. Thanks for that link. I'm comforted to know what others are up to...

Phaeal · Aug 8, 2012

I take that query letter as a heinous swipe at Cylon literature, and I'm not sure I can restrain my avatar from swiping back.

Jupiter · Aug 8, 2012

Phaeal said:
I take that query letter as a heinous swipe at Cylon literature, and I'm not sure I can restrain my avatar from swiping back.

What will I do with my 3000 page 'History of the Klingon Empire'? I've written it in Klingon for Klingons. My spirit guide told me that I have produced a definitive work.

Phaeal · Aug 8, 2012

Pretend you're a Klingon. Nobody will mess with you then. Well, except for us Romulans.

gothicangel · Aug 28, 2012

How Not To Start A Query Letter

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Deer agent, …

LindaJeanne · Aug 28, 2012

gothicangel said:
http://slushpilehell.tumblr.com/

Deer agent...

Click to expand...

Meanwhile, the hunting & fishing licencing department is wondering why someone sent them the manuscript for a spy novel.

Kitty27 · Aug 28, 2012

Oh my damn.

This is hilarious!

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Silver-Midnight

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Whatever I did, I didn't do it.

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Whatever I did, I didn't do it.

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