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.. and the 'voices'
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Blood should be shaken, not stirred
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http://porterstarrbyrd.blogspot.com/ We have met the enemy and he is us - Pogo The reason I spend so much time out of the box is that somebody crapped in it Porter Starr Byrd |
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the kavorka.
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Goonsquad
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It's a Bird! It's a Plane! It's an
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Kavorka... didn't he used to kill ol' people?
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It's a Bird! It's a Plane! It's an
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Thick-skinned, but I shoot back.
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See? Case in point.
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Thick-skinned, but I shoot back.
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We're going to have a tough time explaining to Sami her family members.
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Goonsquad
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She's gnawing on your corner, Lavern.
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.. and the 'voices'
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Sweet
** wonders where the grandpa Porter picture is on display**
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http://porterstarrbyrd.blogspot.com/ We have met the enemy and he is us - Pogo The reason I spend so much time out of the box is that somebody crapped in it Porter Starr Byrd |
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Thick-skinned, but I shoot back.
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DANG!
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It's ok, Hag.
She took it literally when she heard me say: Bite me!
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Derailed
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Sick people. Not th'e same thing. 'Course you can find some of both right here. Just watch PSBs avatars, and then there's Haggis with his anger issues.
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OH!!!!! you sick old fart! i mean,...ew. that's.....that's,...... yanno, porter on there. ![]() you don't know where he's been!
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Frightening, JB. Truly frightening.
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Thick-skinned, but I shoot back.
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WM, she's got a couple teeth already - two on the bottom and they're growing and SHARP! Momma Bear will testify to that!
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It's a Bird! It's a Plane! It's an
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I see you've denied her a pic of her loving Auntie OFG... and I could teach her SOOOOOO much...
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.. and the 'voices'
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do it
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http://porterstarrbyrd.blogspot.com/ We have met the enemy and he is us - Pogo The reason I spend so much time out of the box is that somebody crapped in it Porter Starr Byrd |
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Thick-skinned, but I shoot back.
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Erotica is not a four letter word!
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aww left out cause I'm a bad influence-- JB would need two shotguns if she learned from me--lol
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Thick-skinned, but I shoot back.
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In fact, we were just talking about that tonight. A friend of Momma Bear asked about night terrors which young cubs can get and the lady's baby does. But Sami doesn't; in fact, she's not afraid of anything. She gets startled by sounds she's never heard (e.g., she'd be startled by Porter's digestive issues, Haggis' wolf whistles, or a battery exploding [cray]), but even then, she doesn't cry or get upset. She's going to be a tough one; besides, she'll be learning some self-defense skills, e.g. using a pearl choker to choke an attacker, using a tube of lipstick to gouge an attacker's eyes out, threaten an attacker with a makeover, defeather him if it's a gull [Del] ... y'know, scary stuff like that. |
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Erotica is not a four letter word!
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don't forget cay keys between the fingers, and get her a ka-bar knife.
Round here every car has a handgun, every bedroom a shot gun, a knife, pepper spray, and a handgun. And everyone has a weapons permit. Hairspray makes a good pepper spray alternative.
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.. and the 'voices'
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Safe
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http://porterstarrbyrd.blogspot.com/ We have met the enemy and he is us - Pogo The reason I spend so much time out of the box is that somebody crapped in it Porter Starr Byrd |
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It's a Bird! It's a Plane! It's an
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Awwww. That's such a cute li'l OFG outfit! I bet it's her fave to drool on.
Uncle Porter's, on the other hand, appears to be already ruined. |
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Thick-skinned, but I shoot back.
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SR, we got her the infant size pepper spray a couple weeks ago but she keeps spraying it on her pabulum to add some taste We hope to give her the most powerful weapons possible - knowledge and skills. |
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