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In Honor of Peter Tomich,USS Utah
Join Date: May 2007
Location: King Louie's town
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you'll be okay if you stay away from the lions.
I';m sorry the Martians think you're insane
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blue eyed floozy
Join Date: May 2007
Location: St. John, Kansas
Posts: 5,532
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that martian housewife thinks you are hot
i'm sorry that you have to cut through the ravine on your way to the movies |
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Benefactor Member
Join Date: Sep 2007
Location: in the shadow of Lincoln Center
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...but the werewolves only come out when there's a full moon, and tonight--oops, I was looking at the wrong chart. There will be a full moon tonight. When you get to the bottom of the ravine, they will disable your car. Then they...you know the rest of the story...
I'm sorry you went swimming in that polluted river, but...
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blue eyed floozy
Join Date: May 2007
Location: St. John, Kansas
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as long as you don't wear a backless gown and always wear a deerslayer cap, nobody will see the hair.
i'm sorry that you don't grok life here on earth but... |
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In Honor of Peter Tomich,USS Utah
Join Date: May 2007
Location: King Louie's town
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it beats being kidnapped by wormfaces.
I'm sorry you've got a large black monolith on your lawn but
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Benefactor Member
Join Date: Sep 2007
Location: in the shadow of Lincoln Center
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...it could mean that you have been given an immensely important assignment by the forces that control the galaxy. Or not.
I'm sorry I took your husband to the Bunny Ranch, but...
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blue eyed floozy
Join Date: May 2007
Location: St. John, Kansas
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the monolith wasn't doing the trick.
i'm sorry that i substituted dandelion wine for vermouth in your martini but... |
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Benefactor Member
Join Date: Sep 2007
Location: in the shadow of Lincoln Center
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...you're no James Bond, and you wouldn't know the difference between vermouth and Worcestershire sauce.
I'm sorry my lawnmower went wild and cut down all your deliphiniums, but...
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Practical experience FTW
Join Date: Oct 2011
Location: GMT
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...you sure have a lawnmower liability insurance, don't you?
I'm sorry you crashed into an electricity post while driving me to hospital, but... |
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In Honor of Peter Tomich,USS Utah
Join Date: May 2007
Location: King Louie's town
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at least you got free shock treatment.
I'm sorry I ate all the cavorite
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blue eyed floozy
Join Date: May 2007
Location: St. John, Kansas
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but it was so delightfully light
i'm sorry that i invited the morelocks to your dinner party but... |
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In Honor of Peter Tomich,USS Utah
Join Date: May 2007
Location: King Louie's town
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now you don't have to worry about what to serve the Eloi.
I'm sorry I got you assigned to throw the magic ring down the volcano
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blue eyed floozy
Join Date: May 2007
Location: St. John, Kansas
Posts: 5,532
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but who the hell is that spook with the bad combover standing behind you?
i'm sorry that your blind date turned out to be a balrog but... |
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In Honor of Peter Tomich,USS Utah
Join Date: May 2007
Location: King Louie's town
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but don't worry your wizard friend will throw it off the bridge. Of course he'll have to throw himself as well so no more wizard friend.
I'm sorry your appliances have taken control of your house but
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blue eyed floozy
Join Date: May 2007
Location: St. John, Kansas
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don;t bother trying to escape. the trucks have taken over the highways.
i'm sorry that hitchhiker you just picked up is DEATH but |
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In Honor of Peter Tomich,USS Utah
Join Date: May 2007
Location: King Louie's town
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just don't go to Samarra.
I'm sorry your mother in law was a real witch but
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blue eyed floozy
Join Date: May 2007
Location: St. John, Kansas
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with a green face and a warty nose, what other career choice could she have made?
i'm sorry i will have to drown your little doggy and you too |
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In Honor of Peter Tomich,USS Utah
Join Date: May 2007
Location: King Louie's town
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it has to be done to save the world from Martian flu.
I'm sorry the Martians are invading Grover's Mills but
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blue eyed floozy
Join Date: May 2007
Location: St. John, Kansas
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thank god i have my cream sponge para lightfoot sneakers to outrun them
i'm sorry that i told the lonely one where you lived but |
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In Honor of Peter Tomich,USS Utah
Join Date: May 2007
Location: King Louie's town
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I'm sure you'll enjoy the new experience of being stalked.
I'm sorry I cut up your curtains to make myself a dress but
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Benefactor Member
Join Date: Sep 2007
Location: in the shadow of Lincoln Center
Posts: 29,057
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...green and purple Teddy bears will look better on me than they did in your window.
I'm sorry I left the skylight open during the thunder storm, but...
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blue eyed floozy
Join Date: May 2007
Location: St. John, Kansas
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at least the softball sized hail didn't beak the glass. shame about your head.
i'm sorry that i have eaten the plums that were in the icebox and that you were probably saving for breakfast but... |
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Benefactor Member
Join Date: Sep 2007
Location: in the shadow of Lincoln Center
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...plums are not good for you. They add to your already purplish complexion.
I'm sorry I didn't come to your cat's funeral, but...
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Crazy Cat Lady
Join Date: Mar 2012
Location: In my own little world
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...don't you think a gold-and-marble mausoleum is a bit excessive?
I'm sorry busted all the lights on your truck with a baseball bat, but...
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Imagine something clever here.
Join Date: Dec 2009
Location: Living in the rain somewhere near Seattle.
Posts: 15,116
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I was watching the Carrie Underwood music video and got carried (get it) away.
I'm sorry I keep forgetting your name, but ...
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