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New Fish; Learning About Thick Skin
Join Date: Jun 2012
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In Search of the Universal Truth Publisher / ISOTUT Publisher (Michael Kiser)
who are Insearch Of the Universal Truth Publishing
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Crypto-fascist
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Join Date: Jul 2006
Location: Under your couch
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Do you have a link? ETA: found it. That might be one of the most inept publisher sites I have ever seen. This is a vanity press. They want to separate you from your money.
To learn more about how publishing works, I recomend you read This is nothing like an official FAQ.
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nobody's sidekick
Join Date: Jul 2010
Location: between rising apes and falling angels
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And English does not appear to be their primary language, at least judging by the punctuation and grammatical errors on the site.
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New Fish; Learning About Thick Skin
Join Date: Apr 2012
Location: right behind you
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Yeah, that site reads like it's created by a group of ESL students. Yikes!
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Super Browser
Join Date: Feb 2005
Location: In a van down by the river
Posts: 10,188
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Ooooph! Definitely one to avoid.
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Madeleines! Don't get me started.
Absolute Sage
Join Date: Apr 2005
Location: London, UK
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I'm not sure there's a bargepole long enough in the whole world.
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volitare nequeo
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Join Date: Feb 2005
Location: right here
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The anti-evolution book they promote as their bestseller states in the introduction: "Neither is this book written with any perfect skillfulness such as in proper sentence structuring, or even correct usage of grammar - as that it not its true purpose."
Typos and bad grammar in the service of the creator. Sigh.
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Behold, yon interrobang!
Join Date: Nov 2006
Location: WIP it, WIP it good...
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Promoting books by mentioning they were sent in for nomination but didn't even make it that far.
Leaving the blanks open for an upcoming event. On the FAQ page: Quote:
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Write faster! FASTER!
Join Date: Oct 2010
Location: Oregon
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I clicked on the About Us and was disappointed that Michael Kiser is not, in fact, a Nigerian prince.
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A Gentleman of a refined age...
Join Date: Oct 2009
Location: Out side the beltway...
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The problem with a company like this is someone will go with them...
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She of the 16 trunk novels.
Join Date: Jun 2010
Location: The Land of Playoff Disappointment
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'til the end of time
Join Date: Jul 2011
Location: Montreal
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figuring it all out
Join Date: Oct 2011
Location: Brisbane, Australia
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The "Generating more book sales" section of the website has to be seen to be beleived.
The actual advice is a number of How-To lists quite clearly plagiarized from other websites, and then at the end they add: (bolding mine) Quote:
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Writer Beware's Faithful Igor
Join Date: Mar 2005
Location: Central Maryland
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Ya know, maybe I'm old-fashioned, but I thought the author's primary job was to write the next book. Promotion was a supplimental job to the publisher's marketing effort.
Course, I still like to work with pencil and paper sometimes and still use cursive. Guess I'm just not "with it" these days. |
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Brian Boru
Join Date: Jul 2006
Location: The desert of S. California and the coast of N. Ireland.
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I'm gonna wash that publisher right out of my hair. I'm gonna wash that publisher right out of my hair and send him on his way!
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Wait, didn't I kill that character?
Join Date: Feb 2009
Location: Querying Central
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Absolutely Fazed
Join Date: Feb 2005
Location: Fort Worth, Texas
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I guess I'll just go back to writing, since it obviously requires neither of those.
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nobody's sidekick
Join Date: Jul 2010
Location: between rising apes and falling angels
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Very sad, when I consider the rigorous debate and rhetoric of Enlightenment philosophers and politicians. Once upon a time, being smart and well-read was considered a virtue.
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New Fish; Learning About Thick Skin
Join Date: Sep 2010
Location: Hillsboro Ohio
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See how easy it is to make mistakes?
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Consulting nosey parker
Join Date: Dec 2010
Location: Oop North
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They're onto us! I just popped over to the site and got a 404 message.
Oh, wait - false alarm. They can now be found here: http://www.insearchoftheuniversaltru...com/index.html Sadly, their offer to publish your book for only $300 (without editing) expires tomorrow. Something tells me that this might be a safer option than paying $700 to have your book tinkered with by this merry band of functional illiterates. The company seems to have started out as a self-publishing venture by Michael Joseph Kiser, whose books will tell you everything you need to know about ISOTUT. And much, much more.
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Has a horse, unlike you.
Join Date: Apr 2010
Location: Wearing the Tudor Green
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As you point out, it's easy to make mistakes. It's easier still to make typos. We have one rule here: Respect Your Fellow Writer. What can you tell us about ISOTUT? I'd particularly like to hear about the editing because I've had a quick look at a couple of your books and there are errors which shouldn't be there. Also: Link to ISOTUT (as the above doesn't work) |
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starting over
Join Date: Dec 2006
Location: Toronto. Gotta love it.
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This is amazing stuff.
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Maybe Traditional Publisher is Independent Publisher. Sort of a Zen thing. |
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Consulting nosey parker
Join Date: Dec 2010
Location: Oop North
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Sandra, I'm intrigued by the review printed at the beginning of your book Alien Harvest. It's credited to:
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http://www.amazon.com/HOPE-Lost-Fall.../dp/B008IJ4BLY According to Only A. Guy's publisher, VIP Ink: Quote:
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"He radiated fun and he never lost the sense of mischief which had prompted him as a small boy to write 'bugger' with a pin on a burgeoning vegetable marrow in a vicarage garden." Obituary of a Cambridge academic, quoted by Karl Sabbagh in A Rum Affair Absurdly tenuous link with literary greatness: my great-great-grandfather James Sunderland was baptized by the Revd. Patrick Brontė! Last edited by aliceshortcake; 03-15-2013 at 02:16 AM. |
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Seen 'em come, seen 'em go
Join Date: Feb 2005
Location: Land o' Goshen, and packed with nougaty goodness
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I'm just glad the "all your base are belong to us" guys got a new gig.
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