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"Another rumor I've heard is that the Higgs boson is dating Snooki."

Likely the implosion of the space-time continuum.
I suspect that would be disastrous on a cosmic scale....
And here I was getting overwhelmed by 20 odd books. *Breathes easier**sits on 150+ book TBR pile *
Yeeessssssss.....?*looks in thread*
Oh...
*backs away slowly*
Morning gang.
Whut up?

We've frightened BW, apparently.
Which is saying a lot.
Also, we're crossing Jersey Shore with particle physics.
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Also, we're crossing Jersey Shore with particle physics.
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But someone will want to weaponize it.No good can come from this.
You OTR fans in the Cantina will love this.

No good can come from this.
It's already a cultural black hole.
How much worse could it get?
Or should I not have tempted fate that way?
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Oooo, yummy. Thank you.You OTR fans in the Cantina will love this.
Wait. Wait. I want to join your class. Puurrr-leeeaaase?!*is tempted to "teach" class by making my students listen to these the rest of the afternoon*
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*dons helmet and flak*
Wait. Wait. I want to join your class. Puurrr-leeeaaase?!
*Dons pedantic pants* Don't you mean flak jacket? Actually, wandering around wearing ye actual flak could raise some questions.
ION, I have minature ice creams.

It does in my world.Since you're wearing the pants - "ice cream" doesn't take an "s."
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Make them diagram various sentences/lines from the shows.I said "tempted."
In actuality, we are doing grammar.
Since you're wearing the pants - "ice cream" doesn't take an "s."
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It does in my world.

Be glad I didn't bring up the Kardashians.It's already a cultural black hole.
How much worse could it get?
Or should I not have tempted fate that way?
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