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Old 05-08-2012, 04:50 PM   #15301
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Yeah, Rob. Sheesh. We've TOLD you to put that thing away before you come in here.

Sorry, angie.

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Sorry, angie.

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That's much better. But "friends" is an awfully strong word for so early in the morning...

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Old 05-08-2012, 05:08 PM   #15304
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*adjusts monocle*

*extends pinky finger*

*sips guinness*

Ain't no jarmans here, yo.
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*adjusts monocle*

*extends pinky finger*

*sips guinness*

Ain't no jarmans here, yo.
Funny...you still look Jarman.
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Old 05-08-2012, 05:18 PM   #15306
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Illogical.

This does not compute.

*adjusts wiener*
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Old 05-08-2012, 05:22 PM   #15307
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Illogical.

This does not compute.

*adjusts wiener*
I think it's the glasses. They just have a...Jarman vibe going on.
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Old 05-08-2012, 05:37 PM   #15308
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Wft?

These glasses are like twenty years too fashionable for jarmany!
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Oh. Well, maybe it's just you, then.
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Grrrr.

If you hadn't hypnotised me with your dancing, I'd be more angry right now.
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Old 05-08-2012, 06:13 PM   #15311
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*adjusts monocle*
*extends pinky finger*
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Ain't no jarmans here, yo.
*searches for mixed cd of bad german techno.*

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These glasses are like twenty years too fashionable for jarmany!
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Old 05-08-2012, 07:16 PM   #15314
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Ooooo, muppeh, I might be needin to make a mold of those teeth!

Mornin peeps---good day for being creative!

Yikes---Gilroy, you need to post something--quick!!!

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Poor Nina.
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Cass mulled this over for a moment and replied, "First, did your research also show that my mother is dying after a long illness, and has medical bills that are several times her annual income?"

Embarrassed, the United Way rep mumbled, "Um ... no."

Cassy interrupts, "or that my brother, a disabled veteran, is blind and confined to a wheelchair?"

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