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Old 05-08-2012, 05:50 PM   #15301
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Yeah, Rob. Sheesh. We've TOLD you to put that thing away before you come in here.

Sorry, angie.

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Old 05-08-2012, 05:53 PM   #15302
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Old 05-08-2012, 06:00 PM   #15303
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Sorry, angie.

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That's much better. But "friends" is an awfully strong word for so early in the morning...

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Yeah, what Porter said! *high-fives Porter*

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Old 05-08-2012, 06:08 PM   #15304
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*adjusts monocle*

*extends pinky finger*

*sips guinness*

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Old 05-08-2012, 06:14 PM   #15305
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*adjusts monocle*

*extends pinky finger*

*sips guinness*

Ain't no jarmans here, yo.
Funny...you still look Jarman.
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Old 05-08-2012, 06:18 PM   #15306
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Illogical.

This does not compute.

*adjusts wiener*
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Old 05-08-2012, 06:22 PM   #15307
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Illogical.

This does not compute.

*adjusts wiener*
I think it's the glasses. They just have a...Jarman vibe going on.
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Old 05-08-2012, 06:37 PM   #15308
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Wft?

These glasses are like twenty years too fashionable for jarmany!
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Old 05-08-2012, 06:39 PM   #15309
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Oh. Well, maybe it's just you, then.
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Grrrr.

If you hadn't hypnotised me with your dancing, I'd be more angry right now.
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Old 05-08-2012, 07:13 PM   #15311
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*adjusts monocle*
*extends pinky finger*
*sips guinness*

Ain't no jarmans here, yo.
*searches for mixed cd of bad german techno.*

HA! He has one tucked in his socks!
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Old 05-08-2012, 08:12 PM   #15312
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Wft?

These glasses are like twenty years too fashionable for jarmany!
Yup Rob is back to his old self...


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Old 05-08-2012, 08:16 PM   #15314
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Ooooo, muppeh, I might be needin to make a mold of those teeth!

Mornin peeps---good day for being creative!

Yikes---Gilroy, you need to post something--quick!!!

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Poor Nina.
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The New York City United Way office realized that the organization had never received a donation from Cassandra. The person in charge of contributions called her to persuade her to contribute.

"Our research shows that out of a yearly income of at least $500,000, you give not a penny to charity. Wouldn't you like to give back to the community in some way?"

Cass mulled this over for a moment and replied, "First, did your research also show that my mother is dying after a long illness, and has medical bills that are several times her annual income?"

Embarrassed, the United Way rep mumbled, "Um ... no."

Cassy interrupts, "or that my brother, a disabled veteran, is blind and confined to a wheelchair?"

The stricken United Way rep began to stammer out an apology, but was interrupted again.

"or that my sister's husband died in a traffic accident," Cass' voice rising in indignation, "leaving her penniless with three children?!"

The humiliated United Way rep, completely beaten, said simply, "I had no idea..."

On a roll, she cut him off once again, "So if I don't give any money to them, why should I give any to you?"
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