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On the Beach
Join Date: May 2011
Location: NJ
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Join Date: Aug 2006
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.. and the 'voices'
Join Date: Feb 2011
Location: Moose Rapids, Quebec
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Link is in my signature
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http://porterstarrbyrd.blogspot.com/ We have met the enemy and he is us - Pogo The reason I spend so much time out of the box is that somebody crapped in it Porter Starr Byrd |
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I'm on the phone.
Join Date: Jul 2009
Location: Vantucky, WA
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How does pico de gallo fit into the equation?
(Nice graphic, Porter)
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"I never said, 'I could write.' I said, 'I could, right?'." Hushpuppy: "When it all goes quiet behind my eyes, I see everything that made me flying around in invisible pieces. When I look too hard it goes away. And when it all goes quiet, I see they are right here. I see that I'm a little piece of a big, big universe and that makes things right. When I die, the scientists of the future, they're gonna find it all. They're gonna know, once there was a Hushpuppy and she lived with her daddy in the bathtub." ~ Beasts of the Southern Wild |
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Working my way up!
Join Date: Jul 2010
Location: LaLa Land
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Aww, muppeh, so touching. But I have to ask---aren't ya spreading kitty germs when you lick us all?? Dry, rough tongue... *cough* hairball *cough* GET YER MINDS OUTTA DA GUTTA!!
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Riff-Raff
Join Date: Jul 2009
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I'm on the phone.
Join Date: Jul 2009
Location: Vantucky, WA
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You're a British kitty in Jarmany. If we sent you our Mexican condiments, you'd just boil them and add sauerkraut.
Nice work on the blog, Porter and Cass.
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"I never said, 'I could write.' I said, 'I could, right?'." Hushpuppy: "When it all goes quiet behind my eyes, I see everything that made me flying around in invisible pieces. When I look too hard it goes away. And when it all goes quiet, I see they are right here. I see that I'm a little piece of a big, big universe and that makes things right. When I die, the scientists of the future, they're gonna find it all. They're gonna know, once there was a Hushpuppy and she lived with her daddy in the bathtub." ~ Beasts of the Southern Wild |
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Join Date: Aug 2006
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I'm on the phone.
Join Date: Jul 2009
Location: Vantucky, WA
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Teh author never make tpyos. Duh. You just raed it rong.
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"I never said, 'I could write.' I said, 'I could, right?'." Hushpuppy: "When it all goes quiet behind my eyes, I see everything that made me flying around in invisible pieces. When I look too hard it goes away. And when it all goes quiet, I see they are right here. I see that I'm a little piece of a big, big universe and that makes things right. When I die, the scientists of the future, they're gonna find it all. They're gonna know, once there was a Hushpuppy and she lived with her daddy in the bathtub." ~ Beasts of the Southern Wild |
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my bad.
was that bad form on my part to point that out? my bad (again). |
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bad.
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The usual suspect
Join Date: Feb 2011
Location: Johannesburg, South Africa
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S'okay, cray. We understand. You find points irresistable.
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Writing is the most fun anyone can have by themselves - Terry Pratchett New blog - Fact, Fiction and Dead Crocodiles ![]() |
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*stares at gails rack*
what? |
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The usual suspect
Join Date: Feb 2011
Location: Johannesburg, South Africa
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Well, that just proves my point. (.)(.)
Oh, never mind....
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Writing is the most fun anyone can have by themselves - Terry Pratchett New blog - Fact, Fiction and Dead Crocodiles ![]() |
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Riff-Raff
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On the Beach
Join Date: May 2011
Location: NJ
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This can only result in a SR fairy-winged beat down. I should help you hide. Also, nice job on the interview Porter and Cass |
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Goonsquad
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Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: In your worst nightmare
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*pushes Bob into the pool...turns off avatars*
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The usual suspect
Join Date: Feb 2011
Location: Johannesburg, South Africa
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NO, Rob. NOOOOOOO!
Not Tom again. NOOOO. Please!!!!! ![]() HEAD ASPLODE!
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Writing is the most fun anyone can have by themselves - Terry Pratchett New blog - Fact, Fiction and Dead Crocodiles ![]() |
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on leave
Join Date: Feb 2012
Location: somewhere altogether ooky
Posts: 3,426
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*checks out Porter's eye-catching blog advertisement*
Cool, Porter! I'm not sure what possessed me when I chose that outfit, though. I mean, my gym hairstyle, my old cheerleading outfit, and my best pair of fuck-me pumps -- what was I thinking? ETA: Muppet. Don't you dare change out that adorable kitten for Sir Tom. *grabs adorable kitten and clutches him to her bosom* |
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Riff-Raff
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Working my way up!
Join Date: Jul 2010
Location: LaLa Land
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You were prolly thinkin Haggis would show up!!
Nice blog you two!!
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on leave
Join Date: Feb 2012
Location: somewhere altogether ooky
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*suddenly realizes she's clutching Tom Jones to her bosom*
*shrieks* *runs away to scrub herself with steel wool and bleach* |
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I'm on the phone.
Join Date: Jul 2009
Location: Vantucky, WA
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That's not steel wool and bleach. It's chest hair and baby oil.
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"I never said, 'I could write.' I said, 'I could, right?'." Hushpuppy: "When it all goes quiet behind my eyes, I see everything that made me flying around in invisible pieces. When I look too hard it goes away. And when it all goes quiet, I see they are right here. I see that I'm a little piece of a big, big universe and that makes things right. When I die, the scientists of the future, they're gonna find it all. They're gonna know, once there was a Hushpuppy and she lived with her daddy in the bathtub." ~ Beasts of the Southern Wild |
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Working my way up!
Join Date: Jul 2010
Location: LaLa Land
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Would look sooooo much better if he had his cute lil muppeh face!!
NINA---a little help on the muppeh!!
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on leave
Join Date: Feb 2012
Location: somewhere altogether ooky
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