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I have a pet snake named Sparky :)
Join Date: Oct 2010
Location: Under the catapult in a bed of hay
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^has reached the end of the one-liners I remember
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it's a start..
Join Date: Nov 2010
Location: where I need to be..
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^picked the wrong week to quit drinking
I got more, unfortunately..
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There is not one big, cosmic meaning for all, there is only the meaning we each give to our life, an individual meaning, an individual plot, like an individual novel, a book for each person. ~ Anaïs Nin |
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it's a start..
Join Date: Nov 2010
Location: where I need to be..
Posts: 16,648
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^ wrote the original screenplay for Snakes on a Plane, but never got credit
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There is not one big, cosmic meaning for all, there is only the meaning we each give to our life, an individual meaning, an individual plot, like an individual novel, a book for each person. ~ Anaïs Nin |
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Edit, revise..*&@#
Join Date: Jun 2010
Location: San Diego, CA
Posts: 12,112
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^needs a sedagive
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practical experience, FTW
Join Date: Oct 2009
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^needs the web address to Dictionary.com
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it's a start..
Join Date: Nov 2010
Location: where I need to be..
Posts: 16,648
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^ frequently consults the Urban Dictionary regarding those "questionable" words
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There is not one big, cosmic meaning for all, there is only the meaning we each give to our life, an individual meaning, an individual plot, like an individual novel, a book for each person. ~ Anaïs Nin |
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practical experience, FTW
Join Date: Oct 2009
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^starts urban legends
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it's a start..
Join Date: Nov 2010
Location: where I need to be..
Posts: 16,648
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^the subject of many rural legends
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There is not one big, cosmic meaning for all, there is only the meaning we each give to our life, an individual meaning, an individual plot, like an individual novel, a book for each person. ~ Anaïs Nin |
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practical experience, FTW
Join Date: Oct 2009
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^front page cover of the National Enquirer
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#660 |
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practical experience, FTW
Join Date: Oct 2009
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^eats at Papa Razzi's Pizza buffet
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I have a pet snake named Sparky :)
Join Date: Oct 2010
Location: Under the catapult in a bed of hay
Posts: 22,943
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^knows it's way better than Papa Smurf's
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"Modern Descent" (Watch this guy's life completely fall apart! - Novel): 9000 words "Caleb and Princess Nadine" (fairy tale) - in edits "Overturning Phoenix" Submissions: 3 out there, 1 rejection, 2 still waiting... |
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#662 |
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practical experience, FTW
Join Date: Oct 2009
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^doesn't like blue pizza
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I have a pet snake named Sparky :)
Join Date: Oct 2010
Location: Under the catapult in a bed of hay
Posts: 22,943
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^tried blueberry pizza once
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"Modern Descent" (Watch this guy's life completely fall apart! - Novel): 9000 words "Caleb and Princess Nadine" (fairy tale) - in edits "Overturning Phoenix" Submissions: 3 out there, 1 rejection, 2 still waiting... |
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practical experience, FTW
Join Date: Oct 2009
Posts: 35,626
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^planted a pepperoni in hopes a pizza bush would grow
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#665 |
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practical experience, FTW
Join Date: Oct 2009
Posts: 35,626
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^replaced her spinach lasagna with wacky weed lasagna
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I have a pet snake named Sparky :)
Join Date: Oct 2010
Location: Under the catapult in a bed of hay
Posts: 22,943
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^only makes baconsagna
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"Modern Descent" (Watch this guy's life completely fall apart! - Novel): 9000 words "Caleb and Princess Nadine" (fairy tale) - in edits "Overturning Phoenix" Submissions: 3 out there, 1 rejection, 2 still waiting... |
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practical experience, FTW
Join Date: Oct 2009
Posts: 35,626
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^has Brussels sprouts with his eggs in the morning in place of bacon
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I have a pet snake named Sparky :)
Join Date: Oct 2010
Location: Under the catapult in a bed of hay
Posts: 22,943
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^puts Frank's Red Hot on her Brussels sprouts
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"Modern Descent" (Watch this guy's life completely fall apart! - Novel): 9000 words "Caleb and Princess Nadine" (fairy tale) - in edits "Overturning Phoenix" Submissions: 3 out there, 1 rejection, 2 still waiting... |
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practical experience, FTW
Join Date: Oct 2009
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^just gave me a good idea
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#670 |
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practical experience, FTW
Join Date: Oct 2009
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^still recovering from her hot date with Texas Pete
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Maestro of Mischief
Join Date: Apr 2012
Location: Suncheon, South Korea
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^ spying on Kelly, apparently
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Edit, revise..*&@#
Join Date: Jun 2010
Location: San Diego, CA
Posts: 12,112
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The rule of three
Join Date: Sep 2008
Location: Land of the naked lunch
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^carpe banana
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Drifting through the clouds
Join Date: Jul 2006
Location: o,0
Posts: 2,183
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^ shiny
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it's a start..
Join Date: Nov 2010
Location: where I need to be..
Posts: 16,648
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^snitchy
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There is not one big, cosmic meaning for all, there is only the meaning we each give to our life, an individual meaning, an individual plot, like an individual novel, a book for each person. ~ Anaïs Nin |
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