The cattle better watch out.
the cows could crawl and still beat me. I'll have to find a mortally wounded one.
Grandma Susie's House of FUNNERS 'N FLOOZIES (Volume IV)
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the cows could crawl and still beat me. I'll have to find a mortally wounded one.
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I'd stay away from charging bulls for the next few days, if I were you.
Oh, I know! Find a farm with a milking shed. Stationary cows, plus all the farmers you can eat!
Oh, I know! Find a farm with a milking shed. Stationary cows, plus all the farmers you can eat!
I once faced down a very large, very angry bull.
That was in my "brave but stupid" youth. Now I'm just stupid.
Is there an echo in here?
*swaps gowns with the Duchess and sends her out into the world*
me too! And i'll have a mounds, please. I kicked that bull in the head right between his horns. I bet he thought it was a fly.
then clearly you didn't care about the little mounds, that's it, send 'em all to me. I'll take care of them.
I agree. stick a mounds on a cow's head with a stamp and slap him in the mail for me. I'll be waiting.
In this particular case, I would give you all my Mounds candy bars, n-f.
Just this once, since you're in the hospital.
Don't expect me to be this generous ever again.
Just this once, since you're in the hospital.
Don't expect me to be this generous ever again.
aw, aren't you sweet- oh yeah, you're a strawberry. send 'em to BSA Hospital to the girl with no blood. Everyone knows who I am here.
send 'em to BSA Hospital to the girl with no blood. Everyone knows who I am here. 
It's cute AC. Kind of making me hungry too...
Little story of something I saw today. I had a package and a postcard for a customer. The package would fit in the box, but it was a little too long. And their 3-year-old little boy was outside so...I didn't want to get out and go up to the house. (God knows what kind of excitement that might stir up, let alone keeping track of the tyke when I got ready to leave.) I stuck the package in the box on top of the card and figured it would hold it till mom got the mail. Little did I count on the ingenuity of a 3 YO boy...
I noticed that he made a bee-line for his Tonka dump-truck when I pulled up, but I didn't make the connection until I watched the little devil in my rearview mirror. He 'drove' his truck down to the mailbox, stood in the bed and began unloading the mailbox. I have a feeling they'll never find that postcard.
Little story of something I saw today. I had a package and a postcard for a customer. The package would fit in the box, but it was a little too long. And their 3-year-old little boy was outside so...I didn't want to get out and go up to the house. (God knows what kind of excitement that might stir up, let alone keeping track of the tyke when I got ready to leave.) I stuck the package in the box on top of the card and figured it would hold it till mom got the mail. Little did I count on the ingenuity of a 3 YO boy...
I noticed that he made a bee-line for his Tonka dump-truck when I pulled up, but I didn't make the connection until I watched the little devil in my rearview mirror. He 'drove' his truck down to the mailbox, stood in the bed and began unloading the mailbox. I have a feeling they'll never find that postcard.
oh that Sara, she was probably in search of a sugar high when she came across that, she's such a wild one.
I found one a them stationery cows Cliff was talking about. Wrote a "Be Well" note on it and dropped it in the mail.
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Hope yo' feelin' much better, nighty 'n can be home very soon! Just make sure the docs give you a clean bill of health! You deserve that 'n tell 'em how much your Grandma Suse 'n the gang here worry 'bout you, k. 
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hey, all. Hope you'll all have a good weekend,s!
s s!hey, all. Hope you'll all have a good weekend,
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Nooo want NF's hospital gowns! NOOO. I went through that when I gave birth to my daughter. Air conditioning, not needed!
Rest, NF. Hope you're up to charring soon.
Rest, NF. Hope you're up to charring soon.
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I've been indulging in youtube and writing.
I love music videos. Can't get enough of them. Okay, that's not true - some bands I don't like, so I don't want to watch their videos.
I love music videos. Can't get enough of them. Okay, that's not true - some bands I don't like, so I don't want to watch their videos.
good mornin' all. How's our nighty? Hope doing better and can go home very soon! s s!
Hope you all have a good weekend!s s!
s s!Hope you all have a good weekend!
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Roses are red
Violets are blue.
Let's all par-tay
Cuz it's MrW's birthday - Whohoo!
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Violets are blue.
Let's all par-tay
Cuz it's MrW's birthday - Whohoo!
Here's
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