The Bent Nail Saloon.
- Thread starter CDaniel
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<wanders into bar with ancient book, a pail of red paint, and a brush, looks around, starts painting odd symbols on bar's floor>
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<consults book, looks up at ceiling, nodds, continues painting strange symbols on floor>
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<consults book, looks up at ceiling, nodds, continues painting strange symbols on floor>
Left hand.....red.
Right foot....red.
Left foot......red.
Who's the crazy person with the bright idea to use just one color?
Right foot....red.
Left foot......red.
Who's the crazy person with the bright idea to use just one color?
Greetings,.
Shh, don't tell anyone, I'm not really here, I'm still editing
S'ok. You don't have to talk. We just want to look at you.
<looks, screams in terror, looks away, continues painting symbols and consulting ancient book>
<tucks scroll of tanned human skin in cassock, reconsiders, takes it out, reads a few lines, mutters in more ancient unknown language, takes on distant look, rolls scroll back up and tucks it into cassock again, drools, starts to giggle insanely while painting arcane symbols on floor>
<symbols start to glow>
<symbols start to glow>
*opens the Gates of Hell and unleashes the undead*
What? You mean this isn't the Horror Hounds?
Oops.