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I got Kraken Treats, $1.50 a bag.
Join Date: Jan 2012
Location: Japan
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The following is not meant to be rude or insulting to anyone, please don't interpret it in that manner. True story: I worked the graveyard shift at 7/11 when I was 20/21. One of the regular customers played the pipe organ at a semi-famous local pizza place. He was very large. He must have weighed 300 lbs. I never asked. The weight thing has a bearing here, be patient. After a few months of talking, he told me he wanted to introduce me to his sister who was single. I declined, but only because he was a customer and I really didn't know him all that well, besides I had a serious case of lust for a co-worker. Then he told me she was a "little plump". This one stopped me. At the time I was 6'2" and about 135 lbs. He was about 5'10" and about 300 lbs. His meaning for plump and my meaning for plump were probably quite different. This day drove home that use of adjectives can be dangerous. I only recently thought to apply it to writing fiction, but I have used it in more formal stuff in college. It is one good reason to cut your adjective when they aren't needed. You are quite possibly giving the reader too much leeway in interpretation. |
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Never knowingly understood
Join Date: Dec 2011
Location: Hoogerland - Population: Heroes
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Excuse me for the interuption.
![]() I do feel it necessary to point that it's been announced that Jim Marshall has died. Heaven just got a whole lot louder. Thank you, carry on.
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Never knowingly understood
Join Date: Dec 2011
Location: Hoogerland - Population: Heroes
Posts: 4,797
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Yeah, it goes all the way up to eleven.
(I promise to stop there)
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Truckload of Art - Magnificent Monochrome Miniatures Science Fiction and Fantasy Review - SFF treasures old and new SFF Review Educational Supplement - Learning about writing SFF As the Cantina Turns index - updated Dec 31st 2012 |
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word-slinger
Join Date: Dec 2007
Location: Not Really Here
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She. And she goes way beyond 11.
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Never knowingly understood
Join Date: Dec 2011
Location: Hoogerland - Population: Heroes
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Truckload of Art - Magnificent Monochrome Miniatures Science Fiction and Fantasy Review - SFF treasures old and new SFF Review Educational Supplement - Learning about writing SFF As the Cantina Turns index - updated Dec 31st 2012 |
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I got Kraken Treats, $1.50 a bag.
Join Date: Jan 2012
Location: Japan
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word-slinger
Join Date: Dec 2007
Location: Not Really Here
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Never knowingly understood
Join Date: Dec 2011
Location: Hoogerland - Population: Heroes
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Is that like 'there is no spoon'?
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Waltzing with fae. Slowly.
Join Date: Aug 2007
Location: Pittsburgh, PA
Posts: 5,524
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Yeah, they're coming to see me. They even say that they don't care, and they never criticize me on it. They also know I just started a new job, etc.
I just hate having company when the house is a mess, you know? ![]() Mostly, I need to declutter and chuck a bunch of stuff. But that requires time, which I'm short of at the moment...
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Part-time ninja
Join Date: Jan 2012
Location: Dallas, Texas
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Illumination Gal
Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: Pittsburgh, PA
Posts: 2,776
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So...does that mean that 10 > 11?
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I hear you!
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going through the hay to your home
Join Date: Feb 2010
Location: not here, I swear
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A 1 to 10 weird scale? I resent that.
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That is the sweetest yet weirdest thing anyone has said to me today. You're a wise one, young grasshopper. ![]() *mangles quotes* Quote:
I like that and all it implies about pizza and chocolate. ![]() Remark of the day goes to: ETOLA! Sidenote, does anyone else have the urge to type Ebola?
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word-slinger
Join Date: Dec 2007
Location: Not Really Here
Posts: 38,142
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When have I *ever* acted that way?
![]() Though, really, it wouldn't be with something as impersonal as a scale. Maybe hands. I hear hands are a unit of measurement. ![]() Quote:
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But not Gilderoy Lockhart
Join Date: Oct 2011
Location: Deep in the State of Confusion
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I've always misread it as Enola, like from the plane...
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Illumination Gal
Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: Pittsburgh, PA
Posts: 2,776
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WOOOOO!!!!
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Illumination Gal
Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: Pittsburgh, PA
Posts: 2,776
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So I'm either a disease or carrying a nuclear payload.
I think I liked it better when I was the Quiet Storm...Oddly enough, years ago I came across a family tree I made in grade school, which suggested that my great-great-grandmother's name was actually spelled Etolla. However, if that is a more accurate spelling or was just bad spelling on the part of my child-self, I have no idea, since I've never been able to find an English-Iroquois dictionary. ETA: Boston, didn't we chat a while back about this? I remember you being curious and offering to look into it, but I didn't know which of the Iroquois nations my ancestor was descended from.
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Doing Pirate things...
Join Date: Jun 2007
Location: ...on my pirate ship.
Posts: 4,890
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Good morning!~
I am super happy today. I discovered that even though Word was not saving last night before it crashed (despite my constant nervous hitting of cmd+s), and although it refused to open the autosave version automatically (thereby making me think it didn't have one), there was an autosave version out there that I just had to find. I only lost 15 minutes of work instead of an hour and twenty. ![]() And hopefully now the stupid thing is fixed. |
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word-slinger
Join Date: Dec 2007
Location: Not Really Here
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![]() But that was long after I had you confused with something else. And really, is it so bad being mistaken for something so violently lethal it could be an end-time plague? This makes you a harbinger of the end, after all. If nothing else, ought to offer a modicum of job security, being a harbinger.
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Secret Stick-Figure Superhero
Join Date: Jan 2012
Location: Cambridge, Cambridgeshire
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![]() Evening, Cantinerites! Today I discovered that I definitely need a lighted mirror that I don't have to physically hold to get my (new) contact lenses in and out. I also discovered that a decent one is freakin' expensive. I made £40 today sorting out a friend's computer and laptop and satnav and handed it all over for a mirror. Ouch. Oh well, at least I had a nice time chatting with her and a good lunch at her local curry place.
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That kid is BACK on the escalator!
Join Date: Nov 2010
Posts: 5,134
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Fixed it for ya'.
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Doing Pirate things...
Join Date: Jun 2007
Location: ...on my pirate ship.
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Curry...sooo jealous. |
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That kid is BACK on the escalator!
Join Date: Nov 2010
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Illumination Gal
Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: Pittsburgh, PA
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Doing Pirate things...
Join Date: Jun 2007
Location: ...on my pirate ship.
Posts: 4,890
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*Referring to the Apple product, not the admin.
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Ghost horse.
Join Date: Jun 2007
Location: Near Hershey, PA
Posts: 22,452
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Alright, as promised, here is the dire ad so you know I wasn't exaggerating. I glanced at the poor boy today when I went to get my trailer. His paddock is full of poo in areas but he looked okay until he got excited. Then he looked a little rough.
http://harrisburg.craigslist.org/grd/2924759933.html
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