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Old 03-05-2012, 11:34 PM   #11626
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As ugly as it is, I can't stop staring at it. It has some mind control thing about it, drawing me in like a weird Steven King novel.

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Old 03-05-2012, 11:48 PM   #11627
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Hey, barkeep! Got anything back there that resembles descent food?
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Old 03-05-2012, 11:52 PM   #11628
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As ugly as it is, I can't stop staring at it. It has some mind control thing about it, drawing me in like a weird Steven King novel.

I need to go wash my brain out.
Stop it, Dan. You're scaring the lady.
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Old 03-05-2012, 11:52 PM   #11629
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Hey, barkeep! Got anything back there that resembles descent food?


Marble cake?
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Old 03-05-2012, 11:57 PM   #11630
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Old 03-05-2012, 11:58 PM   #11631
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Old 03-06-2012, 12:01 AM   #11632
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Hey, barkeep! Got anything back there that resembles descent food?

Hardtack and moldy jerky?

No, wait, that's what's in the bottom of my saddlebags.
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Old 03-06-2012, 12:02 AM   #11633
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Old 03-06-2012, 12:03 AM   #11634
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Hardtack and moldy jerky?

No, wait, that's what's in the bottom of my saddlebags.
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Old 03-06-2012, 12:05 AM   #11636
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I was right. Marble cake IS bad for your teeth.

You can borrow Penny's if you want. She don't need em no more.

Someone get that guy a drool rag.
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Old 03-06-2012, 12:14 AM   #11637
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Hmm. You know what I've noticed?

This here establishment lacks music.

Not to worry. I found something in honor of the contest.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OGoii...eature=related
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Old 03-06-2012, 01:06 AM   #11638
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This one seems pretty appropriate for this joint too.
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I haven't heard that one in ages.
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This one seems pretty appropriate for this joint too.

I don't know. You all are kind of an unstable bunch. Maybe something more like this. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7VKdw...eature=related
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This one seems pretty appropriate for this joint too.
How bout this one, haggis?
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Old 03-06-2012, 05:22 AM   #11642
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How bout this one, haggis?
Heh. If the Bent Nail ain't a low place, what is?

Let me date myself with this one.
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Heh. If the Bent Nail ain't a low place, what is?

Let me date myself with this one.
Well, with a face like that, who else would date you other than yourself, huh?
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Well, with a face like that, who else would date you other than yourself, huh?
I know what you're thinking. You're thinking no one is good enough for me. But I'm an equal opportunity Chihuahua. Y'all come. There's plenty of me to go around.
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I know what you're thinking. You're thinking no one is good enough for me. But I'm an equal opportunity Chihuahua. Y'all come. There's plenty of me to go around.
Well, not that I've been checking you out, but...seriously your looking a little emaciated. Like....Where's the beef?
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Well, not that I've been checking you out, but...seriously your looking a little emaciated. Like....Where's the beef?
Well, not to brag, but you're only looking at a facial profile.
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Oh, I got friends in low places, whar the whiskey drowns an' the beer chases...

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Well, not to brag, but you're only looking at a facial profile.
I once was a dental assistant.

Teeth, and more importantly, the gums play an important role in heart disease.

Heart disease can cause problems with....uh...beef.

Haggis, your teeth aren't looking too good.
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