Grandma Susie's House of FUNNERS 'N FLOOZIES (Volume III)
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There's a line in one of Agatha Christie's Poirot novels where Poirot says something like "What can you say about a sport where even the players don't understand the rules?"
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Go poke someone with a stick, that should liven things up
Or, in the case of a muppet, hit them with the stick!
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A spider knock-knock joke:
Spider: Knock knock.
Me: Who's there?
Spider: I'm going to bite you with my venom so that you become paralysed, and then I'm going to lay eggs in your eyes.
Me: Augh!!!
Spider: Knock knock.
Me: Who's there?
Spider: I'm going to bite you with my venom so that you become paralysed, and then I'm going to lay eggs in your eyes.
Me: Augh!!!
Spiders make good baby food.
Gah!
And I was just going to correct Cliff and tell him it's wasps that lay their eggs in living things, not spiders.
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