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In every waiting room,
A man will find,
He has little to do,
For an evil has been done,
To force him to,
Look inside ,
Those awful women’s magazines.
Be it the dentists,
Doctors,
Or a councillors waiting room,
Be it for business,
Be it pleasure,
You will never find,
A manly waiting room.
Some evil has made it so,
Every male will sit bored,
Or be forced,
To look at fashion,
Six months out of date,
What to eat this summer gone,
To keep that slimmer figure.
Who could do so bad a thing?
Sure a very sick mind,
To torture all mankind,
Though you don't need to look far,
For it has to be,
That woman behind the desk,
That smiles so sweetly as you enter.
Behind her smile,
Sits this evil plan,
To bring down man,
By driving him mad,
Through devious means,
Make men know,
That women are truly in command.
A man will find,
He has little to do,
For an evil has been done,
To force him to,
Look inside ,
Those awful women’s magazines.
Be it the dentists,
Doctors,
Or a councillors waiting room,
Be it for business,
Be it pleasure,
You will never find,
A manly waiting room.
Some evil has made it so,
Every male will sit bored,
Or be forced,
To look at fashion,
Six months out of date,
What to eat this summer gone,
To keep that slimmer figure.
Who could do so bad a thing?
Sure a very sick mind,
To torture all mankind,
Though you don't need to look far,
For it has to be,
That woman behind the desk,
That smiles so sweetly as you enter.
Behind her smile,
Sits this evil plan,
To bring down man,
By driving him mad,
Through devious means,
Make men know,
That women are truly in command.