Facepalmy. I'm having to explain the satire in an Onion article to my mom.
Good. A girl called me hot, and I think I might have a date Thursday (not the same girl who called me hot).![]()
Would it be overly dramatic to say I feel like a bag full of smashed assholes?
I guess everyone has their favorite comfort food. I prefer mashed potatoes.
I thought you had a girlfriend, and that it had been set up or something?