Comedy Cabaret and Cheeseball Factory

Inky · Mar 15, 2010

Delarege said:
Aw Reg, Why would I migrate from the wonderful attention you give me every morning...

ETA: You missed Friday, Saturday and Sunday...what say we go in the back and catch up...

Reg?
One word: FREAK!
Oh, and apparently, you're like a dude in cold water: your avi is shrinking.

regdog · Mar 15, 2010

Delarege said:
Then I should ignore the summons?

I usually do

Inky said:
Reg?
One word: FREAK!

Oh go on, you do flatter me

regdog · Mar 15, 2010

Inky said:
Oh, and apparently, you're like a dude in cold water: your avi is shrinking.

No worries. All set and without the need of a little blue pill

quickWit · Mar 15, 2010

*swipes reg's little blue pill*

It's not for me. It's for a friend.

Wait...that didn't come out right.

wait...

Haggis · Mar 15, 2010

*takes qWitters little blue pill while he's trying to talk his way out of whatever he just got himself into*

Stew21 · Mar 15, 2010

Del · Mar 15, 2010

Stew, you always add a little something to any conversation.

ETA: I think she is being cheeky.

Del · Mar 15, 2010

Haggis said:
*takes qWitters little blue pill while he's trying to talk his way out of whatever he just got himself into*

WTF are you going to do with it? Even if it worked on your canine butt, you can't reach higher than Inky's red pumps.

ETA: [SUB]Refrained from pasting in his canine butt.[/SUB]

Jaycinth · Mar 15, 2010

*ping*

I'm kinda busy tonite so I'm going to go back to meatspace, do a tax return, and not write anything.

Especially not anythng fictional.

*gnip*

Del · Mar 15, 2010

Jaycinth said:
*ping*

I'm kinda busy tonite so I'm going to go back to meatspace, do a tax return, and not write anything.

Especially not anythng fictional.

*gnip*

Yeah right.

Haggis · Mar 15, 2010

Delarege said:
WTF are you going to do with it? Even if it worked on your canine butt, you can't reach higher than Inky's red pumps.

ETA: [SUB]Refrained from pasting in his canine butt.[/SUB]

That's just high enough.

Jaycinth said:
*ping*

I'm kinda busy tonite so I'm going to go back to meatspace, do a tax return, and not write anything.

Especially not anythng fictional.

*gnip*

It's not about damn time that you didn't write anything.

Del · Mar 15, 2010

Haggis said:
It's not about damn time that you didn't write anything.

Is there a map that comes with this statement?

:Wha:

Inky · Mar 15, 2010

No maps...those are on Reg's legs: vericose veins...
*runs*

Haggis · Mar 15, 2010

Delarege said:
Is there a map that comes with this statement?

Not necessary. Jay's lost with or without one.

Inky said:
No maps...those are on Reg's legs: vericose veins...
*runs*

Getting frisky, huh? Like to live dangerously, huh? She will so be after you tomorrow.

*sets VCR to record*

Del · Mar 15, 2010

Haggis said:
Not necessary. Jay's lost with or without one.

*Looks under tables and jukebox*

Jay?

Haggis · Mar 15, 2010

Delarege said:
*Looks under tables and jukebox*

Jay?

See?

Inky · Mar 15, 2010

when a woman sits at a table, it is rude to look under said table...
*looks under table*
however, when a MAN sits at a table, a woman will drop her napkin...so she can look under said table...and determine if her date is worth taking home...
*smiles at Haggis & Del...drops napkin*

CHECK PLEASE!

Inky · Mar 15, 2010

Haggis -

regdog -

Wyntermoon - :Trophy:

And just how does one sign up for this madness?

cray · Mar 15, 2010

Inky said:
when a woman sits at a table, it is rude to look under said table...
*looks under table*
however, when a MAN sits at a table, a woman will drop her napkin...so she can look under said table...and determine if her date is worth taking home...
*smiles at Haggis & Del...drops napkin*

CHECK PLEASE!

ya. and i heard some guys stuff socks into their wallets to trick gals into taking them home.

Inky · Mar 15, 2010

I heard some gals stuff socks into their bras, tricking guys into taking 'em home...though bunnies work just as well.

cray · Mar 15, 2010

...and bunnies taste better.

Inky · Mar 15, 2010

only when deep fried

with lemon juice

Inky · Mar 15, 2010

...and you can save their feet for good luck charms.....elevates that whole 'going green' thing...recycle, recycle, recycle!

cray · Mar 15, 2010

i like the way you think, young lady.

*orders a bunny-tail fur coat for inkers*

eta: how's writing? when am i going to be reading your next book?

Del · Mar 15, 2010

Inky said:
when a woman sits at a table, it is rude to look under said table...
*looks under table*
however, when a MAN sits at a table, a woman will drop her napkin...so she can look under said table...and determine if her date is worth taking home...
*smiles at Haggis & Del...drops napkin*

CHECK PLEASE!

[SUB]pssst...Haggis. Is she taking us home or dumping us? You notice she smiled before dropping the napkin.[/SUB]

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