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Silent Rob · Feb 8, 2010

For me, evil is a lifestyle choice.

Are you gnarly?

KellyAssauer · Feb 8, 2010

No.

Do you surf?

Silent Rob · Feb 8, 2010

Not really.

Do you turf?

Seams · Feb 8, 2010

i used to fight for turf but eh, i'm all growed up now so i bought it instead

do you want a plot

Silent Rob · Feb 8, 2010

Depends what its underlying theme is.

Can you elaborate?

Seams · Feb 8, 2010

collaborate possibly, but elaborate, nevahhhh

do you want to hold the pen or the sword

Silent Rob · Feb 8, 2010

I want to hold a sword shaped like a pen. With a water pistol in the hilt.

What are you holding onto?

Seams · Feb 8, 2010

my breath so you don't hear me...i's deathly afraid of water and its cleansing properties

does that pen-sword help with your cutting words from the story of just bleed it dry?

Silent Rob · Feb 8, 2010

It helps me write with swashbuckling flair and panache.

Do you think I should use a sledgehammer instead?

Oshodisa · Feb 8, 2010

It depends if you have a nut to crack.

Does anyone want to swap jobs so they can deal with crappy regulatory bodies for me?

Silent Rob · Feb 8, 2010

Not really.

Is that code for 'fight crime and heal the wrongs of the world'?

kayleamay · Feb 8, 2010

Undoubtedly.

Is it okay to fight crime with a crowbar?

Silent Rob · Feb 8, 2010

That's a roger.

Who's rogering the cabin boy?

Woof · Feb 8, 2010

That will be revealed when the captain drops his anchor.

Do they still use Morse code?

Seams · Feb 8, 2010

only in Little Big Planet

ever have to copy it down

L.J. · Feb 8, 2010

I downed a copier once, followed by an eight ounce glass of water.

Is that what you meant?

Purple Tulip · Feb 8, 2010

I think he meant the planet.

What is the smallest now that Pluto isn't?

L.J. · Feb 8, 2010

The Taco Bell Dog.

Chihuahuas are smaller than bloodhounds, right?

Silent Rob · Feb 9, 2010

Right. But infinitely more vicious.

Toyota Prius or dog sled?

KellyAssauer · Feb 9, 2010

Dog sled, fewer accelerator issues.

Where do you put the kibble?

Silent Rob · Feb 9, 2010

In the dibble, fo' shibble.

Fancy a nibble?

KellyAssauer · Feb 9, 2010

I won't quibble.

Did you dribble?

Silent Rob · Feb 9, 2010

Only a libble.

Can we stop dobbling this now?

Woof · Feb 9, 2010

Dobbling? Are you referring to Dobbling-Upon-Hump-By-The-Sea? What a charming resort.

Are you speaking your own private language?

Silent Rob · Feb 9, 2010

Yes. It's a form of the suburban homeboy vernacular.

Do you know it?

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