Comedy Cabaret and Cheeseball Factory
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Haggis, You have to stop being so profound. This is a drinking establishment, after all.
*makes another note*
Leuk has a drinking problem. Do not include him in the study, he will skew the statistics.
*adds exclamation points*
*P.S.*
Do not allow him around your animals.
*nods to self*
Yep, that ought to take care of it.
Leuk has a drinking problem. Do not include him in the study, he will skew the statistics.
*adds exclamation points*
*P.S.*
Do not allow him around your animals.
*nods to self*
Yep, that ought to take care of it.
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What is disturbing is this horse is not dead. I warn you to divert your eyes before this vulgar act continues.
Remember in 'White Christmas' where Bing and Danny start singing about snow?
***PFFFFFFFFFFFFFFTTTTTTTTTTT***
I gotcha freakin' snow right here!
Too bad I'm clueless about how to post pics. . .
Ok...back to the edit...
***PFFFFFFFFFFFFFFTTTTTTTTTTT***
I gotcha freakin' snow right here!
Too bad I'm clueless about how to post pics. . .
Ok...back to the edit...
I am sick of snow. Too much farking snow this year. Gah! I am also sick of people telling me how "pretty" it is while enjoying the comfort of a warm house and a Lazy Boy.
Come slide around in this slop for six hours and then tell me how "pretty" it is. *rant over*
Don't mind me. I'm going postal. No wait...too late.
Come slide around in this slop for six hours and then tell me how "pretty" it is. *rant over*
Don't mind me. I'm going postal. No wait...too late.
It troubles me where that smilie guy is smashing that poor dead horse. But, you know, if you're into that kind of stuff, it's not my place to try to stop you.
See, us being writerly types and all, we can kinda picture what your finger would have looked like had you the skillz to post pictures.
Don't mind me. I'm going postal. No wait...too late.
If you're gonna go postal, give me a heads up first, please so I can send you to threads that need that kind of...um...government service.
I know a pilot. He's familiar with the route to Turkey. Just sayin.'It's snowing!
It's so purdy.
*glances up at Syn...*
It's snowing!
It's so purdy.
*glances up at Syn...*
Inky missed the 'going postal' reference, didn't she.
If you're gonna go postal, give me a heads up first, please so I can send you to threads that need that kind of...um...government service.
Let me at 'em, I've been primed since the big snow we got three weeks ago. (Those poor people won't know what just landed on them.)
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Every Saturday morning Cray has an early tee time. He gets up early and, golfs all day long.
One Saturday morning he gets up, grabs his clubs and goes to his car to drive to the course.
Coming out of his garage rain it's a torrential downpour.
There is snow mixed in with the rain, and the wind is blowing 50 mph.
Cray returns to the garage, goes back into the house and turns the TV to the weather channel. He finds it's going to be bad weather all day long, so he puts his clubs back into the closet, quietly undresses and slips back into bed.
There he cuddles up to his wife's back, now with a different anticipation, and whispers, "The weather out there is terrible." To which Mrs cray sleepily replies, "Can you believe my stupid husband is out golfing in that crap?"
One Saturday morning he gets up, grabs his clubs and goes to his car to drive to the course.
Coming out of his garage rain it's a torrential downpour.
There is snow mixed in with the rain, and the wind is blowing 50 mph.
Cray returns to the garage, goes back into the house and turns the TV to the weather channel. He finds it's going to be bad weather all day long, so he puts his clubs back into the closet, quietly undresses and slips back into bed.
There he cuddles up to his wife's back, now with a different anticipation, and whispers, "The weather out there is terrible." To which Mrs cray sleepily replies, "Can you believe my stupid husband is out golfing in that crap?"
Yeah, and Vera Ellen wants to wash her hair in snow. Anybody who thinks washing their hair in snow is a good idea has never been in snow.
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If she's looking for highlights she should use the yellow snow.
Cause, that would be the highlight of MY day.
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