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Keeper of Fort Blanket
Join Date: Jun 2008
Location: The Coffee Shop
Posts: 1,375
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For a coffee-spewing timewaster, go to this link:
http://www.rinkworks.com/dialect/ Choose the dialect option, and provide the URL for your favorite thread. If you're really brave, try selecting the Elmer Fudd option.
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"We are plain quiet folk and have no use for adventures. Nasty disturbing uncomfortable things! Make you late for dinner! I can't think what anybody sees in them.” -JRR Tolkien The Hobbit |
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Angelic Muse
Join Date: May 2009
Location: Sierra foothills
Posts: 480
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Okay, that was really hilarious. Just what I needed this morning, thanks!
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Historicals and Horror rule
Join Date: Apr 2006
Location: Winter Haven, Florida
Posts: 7,439
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I tried Friends, Romans, countrymen ....
I heard a better jive satire in the 1950's: Hipsters, flipsters, finger-snapping daddies, knock me your lobes. I come here not to praise Caesar but to put the man down. Grinchly yours.....
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