Random trivia: I once read in a very dry work of onomastics that Nottingham was originally spelled Snotingaham and that the name means "the hamlet of the followers of Snot." Snot, as it turns out, was a Viking whose name in Old Norse means ... snot.
I'm trying to write a scene where the protag is hiding in fear under a desk, and she notices a pretty hefty dried booger deposit on the underside of the desk near her head.