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Woof · Nov 20, 2009

Verily, wouldst thou say the bard speakest in a foreign tongue?

Nymtoc · Nov 20, 2009

Faith, hath there not been many members here that have not grasp'd words writ by the Bard?

Woof · Nov 20, 2009

Wouldst thou then in good faith cousin cast them hither but not send them with all haste to make purchase of a brace of sonnets at Amazon for their education?

Nymtoc · Nov 20, 2009

Yea, so shall I do and gladly, but pray tell if thou wouldst, how far doth an Amazon Kindle throw it beams?

Woof · Nov 20, 2009

Neither kind nor kin be an Amazon as thou well knowest, for was not thy wife of late an Amazon shrew of blemished virtue, of unruly tempers and sallow skin?

Nymtoc · Nov 20, 2009

My wife, sayest thou? But was not all which I told thee of her not a tale told by an idiot, signifying nothing?

talkwrite · Nov 20, 2009

Do you implyeth that your wife amounts to nothing or that your life without her would be nothing?

brad_b · Nov 20, 2009

Do we forsake the griefs that sluggards bear upon shoulders turned down to the weight of downtrodden dreams?

Matera the Mad · Nov 20, 2009

Speak not lightly of downtrodden dreams, for dost thou not also long to vaunt thy attainments throughout the wide world of webdom?

Nymtoc · Nov 20, 2009

Faith, hast thou then a Muse of Fire, that would ascend the brightest heaven of invention, a kingdom for a stage, princes to act, and monarchs to behold the swelling Web?

Woof · Nov 21, 2009

Nay, for hath not that swelling web of which thou speakest not a snare to drag the noblest mind into a hell of vile imaginings and perverse affections with all?

Nymtoc · Nov 21, 2009

Fie! Hath the world then grown so bad, that wrens make prey where eagles dare not perch?

AuburnAssassin · Nov 21, 2009

Do the lofty bon mots of my predecessors preclude a simple inquiry from a simple mind?

Woof · Nov 21, 2009

Fair lass hath dissembled well the wingèd words here pronounced, methinks. What say ye?

Shay · Nov 21, 2009

Aren't we in the 21st century?

Matera the Mad · Nov 21, 2009

Speakest thou not the Queen's own mellifluous tongue?

flyingtart · Nov 22, 2009

Beshrewme! What knowest thou of the Queen's tongue? Art thou a knave?

Woof · Nov 22, 2009

If knave I be, art thou a villainous swag-bellied flax wench?

Nymtoc · Nov 22, 2009

[SIZE=-1]O friends! Is this not the excellent foppery of the world, that when we are sick in fortune (often the surfeits of our own behaviour) we make guilty of our disasters the sun, the moon, and stars: as if we were villains on necessity; fools by heavenly compulsion; knaves, thieves, and treacherous by spherical predominance; drunkards, liars, and adulterers by an enforced obedience of planetary influence; and all that we are evil in, by a divine thrusting on. Is this not an admirable evasion of whoremaster man, to lay his goatish disposition on the charge of a star?[/SIZE]

Woof · Nov 22, 2009

King Lear, Act I, Scene II ?

Nymtoc · Nov 22, 2009

Indeed, and how is it that thou knowest my source and think not (as I had fondly hoped) that I myself had writ those lines?

Matera the Mad · Nov 22, 2009

Wot thou not Polonius' sage advice?

Woof · Nov 23, 2009

Neither a borrower nor a lender be?

flyingtart · Nov 23, 2009

Don't you owe me a quid?

Woof · Nov 23, 2009

In lieu of a quid, will you accept a squid?

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