Limericks Live!

talkwrite · Nov 20, 2009

The police caught the thief red-handed
But to their surprise, they had landed
A very big fish
Who walked with a ~swish~

Lavern08 · Nov 20, 2009

The police caught the thief red-handed
But to their surprise, they had landed
A very big fish
Who walked with a ~swish~
"My name's Charlie, and I think that I'm stranded!"

I once had a puppy named Shoe

archerjoe · Nov 20, 2009

I once had a puppy named Shoe
Named after what he liked to chew

Matera the Mad · Nov 20, 2009

I once had a puppy named Shoe
Named after what he liked to chew
I hadn't one pair

Matera the Mad · Nov 22, 2009

I once had a puppy named Shoe
Named after what he liked to chew
I hadn't one pair
That he didn't tear

Come on, limerick lovers, where are ya?

Sir_Nigel · Nov 23, 2009

I once had a puppy named Shoe
Named after what he liked to chew
I hadn't one pair
That he didn't tear.
It was quite a long distance he flew.

‘It lives!’ cried the nutty professor

archerjoe · Nov 23, 2009

‘It lives!’ cried the nutty professor
"Pay up!" ordered the tax assessor

flyingtart · Nov 23, 2009

‘It lives!’ cried the nutty professor
"Pay up!" ordered the tax assessor
But science don't pay

Lavern08 · Nov 23, 2009

‘It lives!’ cried the nutty professor
"Pay up!" ordered the tax assessor
But science don't pay
'Cause back in the day

talkwrite · Nov 23, 2009

It lives!’ cried the nutty professor
"Pay up!" ordered the tax assessor
But science don't pay
'Cause back in the day
The Pope was the Main predecessor

Once a King dared to refuse battle

flyingtart · Nov 24, 2009

Once a King dared to refuse battle
Which made all his courtiers prattle

archerjoe · Nov 24, 2009

Once a King dared to refuse battle
Which made all his courtiers prattle
Can he be loyal?

Lavern08 · Nov 24, 2009

Once a King dared to refuse battle
Which made all his courtiers prattle
Can he be loyal?
Or is he just royal?

Matera the Mad · Nov 25, 2009

Once a King dared to refuse battle
Which made all his courtiers prattle
Can he be loyal?
Or is he just royal?
Does he fear we'll to the Queen tattle?

In a cave in a mountain in Austria

flyingtart · Nov 26, 2009

In a cave in a mountain in Austria
Two nights on the trot will sure cost ya

Matera the Mad · Nov 26, 2009

In a cave in a mountain in Austria
Two nights on the trot will sure cost ya
The bed is cold stone

Sir_Nigel · Nov 27, 2009

In a cave in a mountain in Austria
Two nights on the trot will sure cost ya
The bed is cold stone
But you won’t sleep alone

flyingtart · Nov 27, 2009

In a cave in a mountain in Austria
Two nights on the trot will sure cost ya
The bed is cold stone
But you won’t sleep alone
Which is good cos there's nowhere quite frostier

Oh Marvin's the talk of the town

Matera the Mad · Nov 28, 2009

Oh Marvin's the talk of the town
He went out in his sister's old gown

flyingtart · Nov 29, 2009

Oh Marvin's the talk of the town
He went out in his sister's old gown
But the lining was torn

heth718 · Nov 29, 2009

Oh Marvin's the talk of the town
He went out in his sister's old gown
But the lining was torn
and he stuffed it with corn

Matera the Mad · Nov 29, 2009

Oh Marvin's the talk of the town
He went out in his sister's old gown
But the lining was torn
and he stuffed it with corn
Squirrels chased him up Main Street and down

My new kitten is cute as can be

Nymtoc · Nov 30, 2009

My new kitten is cute as can be
But this morning he ran up a tree

Autodidact · Nov 30, 2009

Nymtoc said:
My new kitten is cute as can be
But this morning he ran up a tree

I got out the ladder

Matera the Mad · Nov 30, 2009

My new kitten is cute as can be
But this morning he ran up a tree
I got out the ladder
And I almost had 'er

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Passion in full bloom

Sit Down, and Shut Up!

Bartender, gimme a Linux Mint

Bartender, gimme a Linux Mint

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I don't have Tourettes, I just like swearing.

Sit Down, and Shut Up!

Passion in full bloom

I don't have Tourettes, I just like swearing.

Sit Down, and Shut Up!

Bartender, gimme a Linux Mint

I don't have Tourettes, I just like swearing.

Bartender, gimme a Linux Mint

aka Dylan di Vilde

I don't have Tourettes, I just like swearing.

Bartender, gimme a Linux Mint

I don't have Tourettes, I just like swearing.

With a passion!

Bartender, gimme a Linux Mint

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...in my Maidenform Bra.

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