You may not know this, but...
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I gained ten pounds and didn't even notice, because I was so enamored with my new toys. I tried on every dress in my closet and looked in the mirror so I could say, "Oh! So that's what it looks like with boobs in it."
Dammit, that was mine.
I once stayed awake for 40 hours straight just to see if I could.
I'm related to a member of a pretty famous 60s musician's band.
Most of the stuff I could tell you is either X-rated or would get other people in trouble. When it comes to teh ordinaries, I'm just not that interesting.
Oh, and I've never done coke but I'm curious. If someone offered I couldn't swear I'd say no. Hash, skunk and E are the most I've done.
Hmm. Boring, huh?
I've got a bald patch on the back of my head from where the surgeon's scalpel cut my mother's stomach open.I'm a C-section. My mom had an appointment with the doctor that day and he saw that the umbilical cord had broken. They were supposed to be removing a dead baby.
I came our with a cigarette in one hand and a vodka tonic in the other
I can walk and run in four inch heels with no problems.
I wear Victorian Goth clothing with a healthy dash of hip-hop swagger.
I HATE rabbits.
I had a 10 pound,5 ounce,21 inch baby who is now a six foot,150 lb 17 year old.
With no meds or C-section.
I get drunk every year on his b-day because I am STILL not over it.
I have relatives who have "appeared" on Cops.
I wear Victorian Goth clothing with a healthy dash of hip-hop swagger.
I HATE rabbits.
I had a 10 pound,5 ounce,21 inch baby who is now a six foot,150 lb 17 year old.
With no meds or C-section.
I get drunk every year on his b-day because I am STILL not over it.
I have relatives who have "appeared" on Cops.
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I was very nearly taken by an alligator at twelve years old; it knocked the boat sideways instead of catching me by the bottom. Parents about had a heart attack. Sister thought it was the funniest thing she'd ever seen, though I think the tears were fright not funny.
I once lodged an axe into my foot. Didn't hurt at first but after seeing the wound, you better believe it hurt.
I punched a policeman and didn't get arrested
It's an ambition of mine to get arrested - I've tried very hard
I once hit my brother with a poker. I don't remember it,( I was 3) but my mother says it was justified considering. Bent the poker -- didn't bend the head. Sadly.
I have a passion for roses. Yes really
I don't celebrate Christmas ( apart from I moved some of my festivities to that day, for family/ that's the day you get off work reasons)
Sometimes me and reality actually have a relationship. Not often ( mostly we don't speak to each other), I'll grant. But occasionally.
My celeb crushes are..odd. Looks are nice - but they could look like Quasimodo if I like their( the character's) personality.
It's an ambition of mine to get arrested - I've tried very hard
I once hit my brother with a poker. I don't remember it,( I was 3) but my mother says it was justified considering. Bent the poker -- didn't bend the head. Sadly.
I have a passion for roses. Yes really
I don't celebrate Christmas ( apart from I moved some of my festivities to that day, for family/ that's the day you get off work reasons)
Sometimes me and reality actually have a relationship. Not often ( mostly we don't speak to each other), I'll grant. But occasionally.
My celeb crushes are..odd. Looks are nice - but they could look like Quasimodo if I like their( the character's) personality.
I once stabbed my sister through the foot with a number two pencil; she was cheating at boggle or scrabble or maybe it was monopoly. I felt terrible. A couple of weeks later she stabbed me in the rear with a barbecue fork. She didn't feel terrible.
When I was a kid my friends and I would compare scars. My best friend always won. Her scar was smaller, but the story behind it made us all go "eeewwwww".
She was playing on the crosspost of an old clothes line and crucified herself on a rusty spike (through the wrist). Her father had to lift and pull her off of it.
She was playing on the crosspost of an old clothes line and crucified herself on a rusty spike (through the wrist). Her father had to lift and pull her off of it.
You may not know this, but...
this thread is now part blackmail list and part therapy session.
Now, how does that make you feel?
this thread is now part blackmail list and part therapy session.
Now, how does that make you feel?
You may not know this, but...
this thread is now part blackmail list and part therapy session.
Now, how does that make you feel?
I have more on you, with photos ( and baboons) .
how does that make you feel?
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And my pet name for Kathy is Electra.
You may not know this, but I'm afraid of drowning and hyperventilate just thinking about such a demise.
That makes me feel like I want to split the money in the monkey's offshore account with you.
How are you at disposing of *problems* with only one digit?
You may not know this but...
Hell is the short way to spell Oklahoma...
and I live there...
Hell is the short way to spell Oklahoma...
and I live there...
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I rarely go to bed before 3am.
Oh, wait. If you're up, you probably already know this. Going to bed now.
Oh, wait. If you're up, you probably already know this. Going to bed now.
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I can dislocate my shoulder, which allows me to turn my arm around in a complete 360 degree circle.
Ain't that sexy??
Ain't that sexy??
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Ditto, though I don't hyperventilate.
I rarely go to bed before 3am.
Oh, wait. If you're up, you probably already know this. Going to bed now.
More dittos, yay for night owls!
Once, about twenty years ago, an artist paid me $250 to pose nude. I thought it was the coolest thing ever.