Comedy Cabaret and Cheeseball Factory
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For Leukman
A little girl asked her mother, "How did the human race appear?"
The mother answered, "God made Adam and Eve and they had children, and so was all mankind made.."
Two days later the girl asked her father the same question.. The father answered, "Many years ago there were monkeys from which the human race evolved."
The confused girl returned to her mother and said, "Mom, how is it possible that you told me the human race was created by God, and Dad said they developed from monkeys?"
The mother answered, "Well, dear, it is very simple. I told you about my side of the family and your father told you about his."
A little girl asked her mother, "How did the human race appear?"
The mother answered, "God made Adam and Eve and they had children, and so was all mankind made.."
Two days later the girl asked her father the same question.. The father answered, "Many years ago there were monkeys from which the human race evolved."
The confused girl returned to her mother and said, "Mom, how is it possible that you told me the human race was created by God, and Dad said they developed from monkeys?"
The mother answered, "Well, dear, it is very simple. I told you about my side of the family and your father told you about his."
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Boy - "dear Santa, for Christmas I would like a baby brother."
Santa - "Send me your mother."
Santa - "Send me your mother."
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I don't get it?
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Leukman – “dear Santa, for Christmas I want all the ladies to love me.”
Santa – “Move to rural area.”
Santa – “Move to rural area.”
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cray – “dear Santa, for Christmas I would like to be stronger than cray, jr.”
Santa- “Send $20 for membership fee to Woman’s Workout World. Gotta start somewhere.”
quickWit- “dear Santa, for Christmas I would like to be handsome.”
Santa- “Can’t work miracles.”
ToT- “dear Santa, for Christmas I want to be perfect.”
Santa- “Can’t get any better.”
Santa- “Send $20 for membership fee to Woman’s Workout World. Gotta start somewhere.”
quickWit- “dear Santa, for Christmas I would like to be handsome.”
Santa- “Can’t work miracles.”
ToT- “dear Santa, for Christmas I want to be perfect.”
Santa- “Can’t get any better.”
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so yesterday the Redskins were ahead 6 to 0 and my bf's best friend says "just watch...in the last 3 min Dallas will make aa tocuhdown and win by one point."
he is sooooooo off my Christmas list.
AHEM:
I was talking to Auntie Bug and she told me she was totally unconcerned about the H1N1 Flu.
I asked why
She said : Well Jaycinth, I've taken out every drifter through my fair county and buried them in my yard.
So i said "Why did you do that Aunti Bug?"
and she said...
"Duh, Jay, haven't you ever hear of ...
Aunti - BODIES???"
AHEM
Luekman and Quickwit were driving down the road when thy accidentally crossed into toon town.
One thing led to another and Luekman got into a big fight with the cartoon King Kong.
It looked like it was all over for Leukman so Quickwit went to get help.
He looked all ove AW ville and finally ran into the Cabaret.
The only person there was Haggis.
"Why are you so Anime ted Quickie?"
"It's Leukman, Haggis. He went to toon town and got all Manga'd up."
If I had more booze, I'd tell less jokes.
he is sooooooo off my Christmas list.
AHEM:
I was talking to Auntie Bug and she told me she was totally unconcerned about the H1N1 Flu.
I asked why
She said : Well Jaycinth, I've taken out every drifter through my fair county and buried them in my yard.
So i said "Why did you do that Aunti Bug?"
and she said...
"Duh, Jay, haven't you ever hear of ...
Aunti - BODIES???"
AHEM
Luekman and Quickwit were driving down the road when thy accidentally crossed into toon town.
One thing led to another and Luekman got into a big fight with the cartoon King Kong.
It looked like it was all over for Leukman so Quickwit went to get help.
He looked all ove AW ville and finally ran into the Cabaret.
The only person there was Haggis.
"Why are you so Anime ted Quickie?"
"It's Leukman, Haggis. He went to toon town and got all Manga'd up."
If I had more booze, I'd tell less jokes.
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This has to be a mistake.
Neither of us should be operating anything more than a beer tap.
eta: DA birds.
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yep. we eeked out a win.
we still hate our coach and quaterback though.
angie, i have new nail clippers,....
you are welcome to borrow them anytime.
we still hate our coach and quaterback though.
angie, i have new nail clippers,....
you are welcome to borrow them anytime.
i read an article this morning that gave the lions some serious props,...
"With the win, the Lions avoided becoming the first NFL team in history to go 2-32 over a 34-game stretch."
"With the win, the Lions avoided becoming the first NFL team in history to go 2-32 over a 34-game stretch."
Aren't those the things that Han Solo rode in one of the Star Wars movies?
Oh wait...that was Princess Leia. Nevermind.
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