Your favourite Simpson Moment and or One liner

CaroGirl · Oct 25, 2009

I'm not a fan of The Simpsons at all. But I remember one episode where Homer decided to gain weight, so that he could get special dispensation to work from home. He started wearing floral muumuus and so on.

Lisa: Dad! Dad, where are you?
Homer: I'm down here, washing my fat guy hat!

augusto · Oct 25, 2009

Homer: "No, Lisa... Song lyrics aren't s'pose to mean anything. They're just nonsense words like 'Sham-a-lam-a-ding-dong' or 'Give peace a chance'."

C.bronco · Oct 25, 2009

"Mmmm: floor pie!" Homer Simpson.

maxmordon · Oct 25, 2009

Satan: and Richard Nixon!
Nixon: I am not dead yet!
Satan: Silence, you owe me one!
Nixon: Yes, my Lord.

brainstorm77 · Nov 4, 2009

Homer's inventions like the makeup gun and the automatic hammer

Sophia · Nov 4, 2009

LOL - Yes! The makeup gun has me in stitches every time.

brainstorm77 · Nov 4, 2009

I never did forget it.

spikeman4444 · Nov 4, 2009

Homer: Bart you're going to do chores for that woman until you pay off the damage to the window. It's called responsibility.

Homer backs out of the driveway, hitting a mailbox. He screams and drives off.

Mandy-Jane · Nov 5, 2009

"Is it about pies?"

Broadswordbabe · Nov 5, 2009

For sheer writing brilliance:

When Homer is about to eat the bicarb that's been in the refrigerator for ever, because it's there, Lisa goes to the phone, dials the emergency room number (from memory) and goes; "Hi, Alex? Just a heads-up."

You wouldn't need to have seen a single other episode to understand a huge amount about Homer, Lisa, and their relationship from that. Perfect character and backstory delineation, in so few words. Plus, you know, funny.

Chauchat Butterfly · Nov 7, 2009

Dental Plan

Lisa needs braces

Dental Plan

Lisa needs braces

Dental Plan

Lisa needs braces

K. Q. Watson · Nov 7, 2009

Both are from the episode where Homer gets outsourced to India.

Burns comes out of a snake basket, all sly and slithering.
Smithers: Why did you make an entrance like that, sir?
Mr. Burns: I'm a showman!

Burns is floating in a river with a bunch of dead bodies.
Mr. Burns: No office talk. I'm floating down the Ganges with my friends.
Smithers: Those are corpses!
Mr. Burns: You never like my friends.

I laughed so, so hard.

Edit:
Mz. Krabappel. Embiggens. I've never heard that word before moving to Springfeild.
Miss Hoover: I don't know why, it's a perfectly cromulent word.

Toothpaste · Nov 7, 2009

I like the "Spring in Springfield" song.

Also in the episode where Marge is trying to join the country club, there's that golf scene where one of the women puts down her outfit. Marge doesn't look happy, and to make her feel better one of the other ladies tells her not to worry, that:

"Her idea of wit is nothing more than an incisive observation humorously phrased and delivered with impeccable timing."

And of course, from Camp Krusty: "Gentlemen, to evil!"

Kaiser-Kun · Nov 7, 2009

Me fail english? That's unpossible.

I use it everytime I mispronounce something.

AdamH · Nov 7, 2009

Homer: Oh, so they have the internet on computers now.

Hans Moleman: I was saying "Boo-urns!"

Homer (to Bart): Correction...this is the worst day of your life...so far.

and Ralphie: Hi, Super-Nintendo Chalmers.

Wavy_Blue · Nov 7, 2009

I watched a bunch of the Treehouse of Horror episodes last week and it reminded me of a whole bunch of classic lines...

Mr. Burns: That's odd, the blood usually gets off on the second floor.

Homer: Look! I can see my voice! Bleep bleep bleep! Blip blip blip blip blip! This is my voice on TV!
Bart: Dad! You're ruining the mood.

Carl: I wish we going to Candy Apple Island.
Lenny: Candy Apple Island? What do they go there?
Carl: Apes, but they're not so big.

Mr. Burns: I was strolling through the gas one day.

TV Announcer: ...And the ball is turning into a fat bald guy! And you know anytime something strange happen, we say its good that Bart did that thing! Real good!

I could go on. Those old Treehouse of Horrors are genius!

childeroland · Nov 7, 2009

"Have your picture taken with the reclusive author."

gabbleandhiss · Nov 8, 2009

Marge, typing the first line of her novel: Swim, swim, swim, thought the whale, flapping his flappers. Brownie break!

HelloKiddo · Nov 8, 2009

I'm not sure these are exact quotes, but I think so:

Groundskeeper Willy:

No the kilt was only for day to day wear. In battle, we donned a full-length ball gown covered in sequins. The idea was to blind your opponent with luxury.

Grandpa Simpson, responding to Marge's suggestion that the system of measurement should be changed to the metric system:

The metric system is the tool of the Devil. My car gets forty rods to the hogshead and that's the way I likes it.

Jake G · Nov 8, 2009

BART: "Dad! You killed the zombie Flanders!!!"
HOMER: "He was a zombie?"

Also, when Homer lives at the retirement home for a couple of days and checked in under "Cornelius Talbridge."
HOMER: Jasper. Gladys. Beatrice. Looking good, Hatty! Asa. Asel.. Asel.. Asel. To hell with her! Ester. Ameil. Prudence. Clemnial. Increase. Dad.
GRANDPA: Cornelius.

Kaiser-Kun · Nov 8, 2009

Flanders: You know, most people don't know the difference between apple cider and apple juice, but I do. Now here's a little trick to help you remember. If it's clear and yella', you've got juice there, fella! If it's tangy and brown, you're in cider town. Now, there's two exceptions and it gets kinda tricky here...

[Homer's brain gets bored]

Homer's Brain: [moans] You can stay, but I'm leaving.

[brain floats away; Homer is now staring blankly]

Ned: ... can be yellow, if they're using late season apples. And, of course, in Canada, the whole thing's flip-flopped.

[Homer collapses]

Wavy_Blue · Nov 8, 2009

AdamH said:
and Ralphie: Hi, Super-Nintendo Chalmers.

And the great follow-up to this one:

Ralph: I'm learnding!

Also...

Flanders: I'm making record time on this fog walk!

Justin91 · Nov 9, 2009

Homer talking to Marge in a whiny voice...

"Ohhh, honey you have me...but what do I have?"

Really funny in context!

Paul · Nov 9, 2009

Jake G said:
BART: "Dad! You killed the zombie Flanders!!!"
HOMER: "He was a zombie?"

Also, when Homer lives at the retirement home for a couple of days and checked in under "Cornelius Talbridge."
HOMER: Jasper. Gladys. Beatrice. Looking good, Hatty! Asa. Asel.. Asel.. Asel. To hell with her! Ester. Ameil. Prudence. Clemnial. Increase. Dad.
GRANDPA: Cornelius.

Excellent choices. Still laughing

Sarpedon · Nov 9, 2009

Homer at post office, speaking in funny voice: Good afternoon. My name is Mr Burns. I believe you have a letter for me.
Clerk: Ok Mr Burns, whats your first name?
Homer: (pause) I don't know.

(later, to bart)

Homer: Great plan, Bart!

Your favourite Simpson Moment and or One liner

Living the dream

I have plans...

Penúltimo

practical experience, FTW

practical experience, FTW

The snozberrys taste lke snozberrys

venturing ever further into the unknown

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