thanks, C, but mine's got lots of gratuitous sex in it. why? because i miss that in bad horror movies. this PG-13 stuff doesn't cut it most of the time, lol. besides, zombies are just a small part of it, i've got an entire 'league of evil' (though i'll have to come up with a better name than something i ripped-off from 'the simpsons') trying to take over the world, starting with l.a.. that's just a funny place, too many easy gags to pass up, like when they impale all the heads of stars that just irk me, such as michael moore who continues to speak after dead and tara reid whose head just bounces around because there's no brain there to hold it steady on the stake. just stupid humour, no sophistication. my heroine is a french nun with tatooes and wears sexy lingerie under her dress. silly, goofy junk. kung fu mummies. skeleton guards who can't see or hear for a damn, and with no way to yell, they can't raise an alarm-- just poor planning on the league's part. the grizzled old man who knows everything, his eye patch moves from side to side in alternating scenes (brilliant, eh? okay, maybe not). i forget all the dumb ideas; one that pops to mind is the generic bad guy that's a compilation of jason, darth vader, freddy, etc., whose wicked glove has a razor sharp knife, spoon, fork and screwdriver ala freddy's glove. it's okay because it's a parody and you can get away with ripping-off stuff easier. 
gotta put some scary stuff in there, too, though. think naked gun/monty python junk.
gotta put some scary stuff in there, too, though. think naked gun/monty python junk.
