Movie Quote Game

childeroland · Jun 7, 2009

Charlie and the Chocolate Factory?

No, this is not a food baby all right? I've taken like three pregnancy tests, and I'm forshizz up the spout.

justinai · Jun 7, 2009

Juno.

I thought you'd be bigger.

DamaNegra · Jun 7, 2009

Roadhouse?

My brains are going to my feet!

som1luvsmi · Jun 7, 2009

DamaNegra said:
My brains are going to my feet!

Spaceballs!

"Oh, did I stutter? Everybody gone all quiet and sh-t? About a minute ago it was like an evening at the Apollo up in this motherf----r, now all of a sudden it's quiet as a church."

dancingandflying · Jun 7, 2009

Poolhall Junkies

"What did he say?"
"He said the train is lost."
"How can a train be lost? It's on rails."

dclary · Jun 7, 2009

dancingandflying said:
Poolhall Junkies

"What did he say?"
"He said the train is lost."
"How can a train be lost? It's on rails."

Wild Wild West.

"We'll make spears. Spears as long as a man."
"That long?"
"Some men are longer than others."
"Your mother telling stories about me again?"

C.bronco · Jun 7, 2009

Braveheart.
Hold on, my quote comes next...

C.bronco · Jun 7, 2009

The balls roll funny for everybody, kiddo.

dancingandflying · Jun 7, 2009

dclary said:
Wild Wild West.

Nope. It was The Darjeeling Limited.

d&f.

justinai · Jun 8, 2009

The Color of Money.

This is your wakeup call I AM AN F... B... I AGENT!
I know, isn't it wild!

seun · Jun 8, 2009

Charlie and the Chocolate Factory.

"How do you give a lemon an orgasm?"

Bmwhtly · Jun 8, 2009

"Tickle it's citrus"
Sorry, I mean The Descent

Years ago my mother used to say to me, she'd say, "In this world, Elwood, you must be," - she always called me Elwood - "In this world, you must be oh so smart, or oh so pleasant." Well, for years I was smart. I recommend pleasant. You may quote me.

som1luvsmi · Jun 10, 2009

Harvey

"I wish I could say something classy and inspirational, but that just wouldn't be our style.
Pain heals. Chicks dig scars. Glory... lasts forever."

dclary · Jun 10, 2009

som1luvsmi said:
Harvey

"I wish I could say something classy and inspirational, but that just wouldn't be our style.
Pain heals. Chicks dig scars. Glory... lasts forever."

The Replacements.

"Have I thanked you?"
"No."
"I will."

Imbroglio · Jun 22, 2009

Obviously no one knows or this would be alive.

I'll start a new one if no one minds. I even googled that and couldn't find it.

-cheater!-

Anyway.

"Good grief, woman. Your skills in the art of matchmaking are positively occult."

AmandaAcidic · Jun 22, 2009

Pride and Prejudice

"You and all your family, you just assumed that for all my education, I was still little better than a servant, still not to be trusted. Thanks to you, they were able to close ranks and throw me to the fucking wolves!"

Bmwhtly · Jun 22, 2009

dclary said:
"Have I thanked you?"
"No."
"I will."

Desperado
(sorry, I've been off a while)

The wind rises electric. She's soft and warm and almost weightless. Her perfume with sweet promise that brings tears to my eyes. I tell her that everything will be alright. That I'll save her from whatever she's scared of and take her far far away. I tell her I love her.

Noah Body · Jun 22, 2009

"Wait, watch out for her--(thump!)--head..."

Imbroglio · Jul 4, 2009

Okay, I think we need another thread mover.

"I said I wanted four minute eggs. Not four one minutes eggs, and where in GOD'S NAME is our bread?"

AmandaAcidic · Jul 4, 2009

Ever After

"If you had access to a car like this, would you take it back right away?
Neither would I."

Bookdragonette · Jul 4, 2009

Ferris Bueller's Day Off.

"He disclosed to me the child's true name. Would you like to know it?"
"I already know what to call him. I call him "son"."

childeroland · Jul 4, 2009

Hellboy.

"Recreational drugs ... giving the people what they want. Good times today, Stupor tomorrow. But this is now, so until prohibition ends make hay whilst the sun shines."

Bmwhtly · Jul 8, 2009

Layer Cake!

"What came first, the music or the misery? People worry about kids playing with guns, or watching violent videos, that some sort of culture of violence will take them over. Nobody worries about kids listening to thousands, literally thousands of songs about heartbreak, rejection, pain, misery and loss. Did I listen to pop music because I was miserable? Or was I miserable because I listened to pop music?"

Exir · Jul 8, 2009

High Fidelity (Oh yeah!)

Now you're looking for the secret. But you won't find it... Because, of course, you're not really looking. You don't really want to know... you want to be fooled. But you couldn't clap yet. Because making something disappear isn't enough -- you have to bring it back.

AmandaAcidic · Jul 8, 2009

The Prestige

Who was that and where can I get one?

Another one from the same movie in case that's too obscure:

Oh how refreshing! A man who doesn't believe in marriage!

Movie Quote Game

What happened to my LIFE?!

SHAZAM!!

Mexican on the loose!

My brother loves me thiiis much! :)

Is it tea time yet?

Unabashed Mercenary

I have plans...

I have plans...

Is it tea time yet?

SHAZAM!!

Horror Man

Yes, I'm back.

My brother loves me thiiis much! :)

Unabashed Mercenary

PERPETUAL EXISTENTIAL CRISIS VICTIM

Good morning beautiful!

Yes, I'm back.

Entertainment Ronin

PERPETUAL EXISTENTIAL CRISIS VICTIM

Good morning beautiful!

Differently Actual

What happened to my LIFE?!

Yes, I'm back.

Out of the cradle endlessly rocking

Good morning beautiful!