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flyingtart · Jan 6, 2009

RIP said the RC MD
This old chap's DOA, QED
His name, FYI
Is Sam, AKA Sly,
And he died clutching his WIP.

A doctor who'd studied for years

Pragmatic_Dreamer · Jan 6, 2009

A doctor who'd studied for years
Looked in the mirror and broke into tears

donroc · Jan 6, 2009

A doctor who'd studied for years
Looked in the mirror and broke into tears
"I'd rather be writing."

Nymtoc · Jan 6, 2009

A doctor who'd studied for years
Looked in the mirror and broke into tears
"I'd rather be writing.
It's much more exciting."

donroc · Jan 6, 2009

A doctor who'd studied for years
Looked in the mirror and broke into tears
"I'd rather be writing.
It's much more exciting.
Than playing Goldfinger with rears."

That man from Nantucket went limp

Pragmatic_Dreamer · Jan 6, 2009

That man from Nantucket went limp
He thought on the tip he could skimp

Pthom · Jan 6, 2009

That man from Nantucket went limp
He thought on the tip he could skimp
But his rod, it did flex...

Sir_Nigel · Jan 7, 2009

That man from Nantucket went limp
He thought on the tip he could skimp
But his rod, it did flex...
prompting lithe, bendy sex

Nymtoc · Jan 7, 2009

That man from Nantucket went limp
He thought on the tip he could skimp
But his rod, it did flex...
prompting lithe, bendy sex,
and no lass ever called him a shrimp.

Lady Elspeth would not wear a wimple

Sir_Nigel · Jan 7, 2009

Lady Elspeth would not wear a wimple
She was proud of her bright purple pimple!

flyingtart · Jan 7, 2009

Lady Elspeth would not wear a wimple
She was proud of her bright purple pimple!
She flashed it around

donroc · Jan 7, 2009

Lady Elspeth would not wear a wimple
She was proud of her bright purple pimple!
She flashed it around
That magnificent mound

oneblindmouse · Jan 7, 2009

Lady Elspeth would not wear a wimple
She was proud of her bright purple pimple!
She flashed it around
That magnificent mound
And everyone thought it a dimple.

Lord Nelson was tall, dark and dashing

Woof · Jan 7, 2009

Lord Nelson was tall, dark and dashing
And he had a habit of flashing

Pragmatic_Dreamer · Jan 7, 2009

Lord Nelson was tall, dark and dashing
And he had a habit of flashing
From the window spied

oneblindmouse · Jan 7, 2009

Let's get the rhythm right:

Lord Nelson was tall, dark and dashing
And he had a habit of flashing,
From the window he spied
his lady and cried:

Woof · Jan 7, 2009

Lord Nelson was tall, dark and dashing
And he had a habit of flashing,
From the window he spied
his lady and cried:
"I say, would you like a lashing?"

Elizabeth, the virgin queen

Pragmatic_Dreamer · Jan 7, 2009

Elizabeth, the virgin queen
Had the biggest knockers ever seen

donroc · Jan 7, 2009

Elizabeth, the virgin queen
Had the biggest knockers ever seen
They aroused Essex's lust

flyingtart · Jan 7, 2009

Elizabeth, the virgin queen
Had the biggest knockers ever seen
They aroused Essex's lust
When he glanced at her bust

Nymtoc · Jan 7, 2009

Elizabeth, the virgin queen
Had the biggest knockers ever seen
They aroused Essex's lust
When he glanced at her bust.
Said he, "Queen, let's begin the beguine."

:e2brows:

Soon the queen sent her navy to sea

donroc · Jan 7, 2009

Soon the queen sent her navy to sea
With Hawkins, Drake, and Walter Raleigh

Nymtoc · Jan 7, 2009

Soon the queen sent her navy to sea
With Hawkins, Drake, and Walter Raleigh
They set out for Spain

flyingtart · Jan 7, 2009

Soon the queen sent her navy to sea
With Hawkins, Drake, and Walter Raleigh
They set out for Spain
But then came back again

Pragmatic_Dreamer · Jan 7, 2009

Soon the queen sent her navy to sea
With Hawkins, Drake, and Walter Raleigh
They set out for Spain
But then came back again
Just in time for the royal afternoon tea

A girl who likes pickles on her icecream

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I don't have Tourettes, I just like swearing.

Talks fast when excited

Historicals and Horror rule

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Historicals and Horror rule

Talks fast when excited

Word butcher

aka Dylan di Vilde

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aka Dylan di Vilde

I don't have Tourettes, I just like swearing.

Historicals and Horror rule

The new me

Outward Hound

Talks fast when excited

The new me

Outward Hound

Talks fast when excited

Historicals and Horror rule

I don't have Tourettes, I just like swearing.

Benefactor Member

Historicals and Horror rule

Benefactor Member

I don't have Tourettes, I just like swearing.

Talks fast when excited