I've written several parodies for company events where I work, and I've just been asked for a whopper. They want me to write and perform a funny parody for our VP of sales birthday party next Friday. His name is Matt Hemmingway; he's a former Olympic high-jumper (he won the silver medal in the 2004 games), is 6'7", and has no perceptible sense of humour. Furthermore, they've requested that the song be heavy metal or hard rock. Does anyone know a fairly common song of either genre that has a title or major lyric that rhymes with Hemmingway?
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