Faust: Did not my conjuring speeches raise thee? Speak.
Mephistopheles: That was the cause, but yet
per accidens....
Last night I heard of the brangle on the PA boards, more fully described in the
Death of Shemp topic below. What can I say? I was weak. I went to look. I was, and am, astounded. But, while looking at that, I saw the next thread over, which has the title
To The PA Bashers That Lurk Here.
I believe that's addressed to me, so I feel that it's okay to comment on that thread. If someone who has access to the PA boards wants to tell the folks there that their prayers, and their posts, have been answered, well ... go ahead.
My Nice-O-Matic is still in the shop.
I was laying in bed tonight thinking about those that bash PA. You know what I'm not going t let you people rain on my parade.
I sure hope you meant "lying," because when I'm in bed laying usually my mind is on other things than messageboards and publishing. That aside, "bash" isn't the right word either. The term you're looking for is "tell the truth about." And you know something else? No one is trying to rain on your parade. Reality will do that all by itself without any help from anyone. Your book isn't out yet. It isn't even scheduled. Have you ever noticed how many of the "boosters" are folks whose books only recently came out or aren't yet published, while the "bashers" are people who started where you're standing now, but have walked a bit farther down the road?
You say that PA will publish anything, well I know for a fact that that's not true.
I know for a fact it
is. Eli Smith and the Purple Pony. Atlanta Nights. Dee's sting manuscript. And, hate to bring this back up, but
Night Travels of the Elven Vampire. You want me to tell you what happened to your manuscript the first time you submitted it? It came in after they'd already reached their quota for that day. It's that simple.
I sent the same ms to another company and guess what for a lot of money they were willing to take the ms.
If you're sending your work to people who ask you for money to publish you're sending it to the wrong people.
PA didn't ask and hasn't asked for any money as a matter of fact they gave me a doolar advance.
Fair enough. Now take the pledge:
I swear or affirm that I will never pay any money to PublishAmerica for any reason.
That dollar advance: Out in the world of publishing the advance is generally set to be about what the publisher expects your royalties to be.
...to me that was showing that they have faith in my work.
Not a whole lot of faith. Actually, they have no faith in your work whatever. What they have faith in is that you'll buy multiple copies of your own book.
Also I have read where the PA bashers talk about how sentences aren't always right or words aren't speeled right, guess what I'm reading a book by a well known author and not all of his things are done right and he paid someone to look his work over.
If he was with a real publisher, no, he didn't pay anyone to look his work over. The publisher paid the editor. And the publisher paid the author, too, an amount that didn't limit him to the Dollar Menu at Wendy's.
No one is perfect and everyone makes mistakes but I don't feel that I made a mistake using PA.
Come back a year after your book comes out and repeat that.
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Well said. I agree completely.
Your book came out in February. Come back in September and tell us again.
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I don't know if quality control is the real issue with PA or not. Print anything? Well if they do that they will bring about their own demise.
Quality control is a problem with PA in three ways: First, they accept anything that folks send. Second, their covers are cheesy and their interior design is cheap. Third, their editing is poor-to-nonexistent. Yes, this will bring about their demise.
Being the only financial investor in the project,why would they accept anything they receive?
They have confidence that you, the author, will "invest" in around 35 copies of your own book, and you'll be able to lean on your friends and family to buy another 35-40 copies.
They (PA) claim that they reject 80 to 90 percent of all the manuscripts they receive, so they must be prudent.
You're aware that the second half of your sentence doesn't follow from the first half?
If someone doesn't like what you are doing, there is no limit to how stupid they will get in their accusations.
Entirely agree!
I see your book came out last July. Tell me -- how are sales? How many did you buy yourself? Isn't it true that every copy that sold so far has gone to someone you know by name, or you were looking in the eye at the moment money changed hands? How's it feel to be an unpaid salesman?
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I went through the route of self publishing, before I came to PA and there is a difference in that and what PA does.
I just cannot get why it cannot be seen, by those who put down this company?
I'm sorry you went the self-publish/vanity-publish route. The question should be, why are you comparing PA with self-publishing? Isn't PA supposed to be "traditional" publishing?
I do not have to buy any of my books, unless I want to.
But you
will want to, eh? That's what PA is betting on.
Family members don't have to buy my books either, if they don't want to.
They don't
have to, but they
will, right?
So, that sort of shoot's, that bashing comment in the rump.(bang, bang)
No, not at all. It's observable fact that authors do buy their own books, and their family and friends do buy their books, in predictable numbers. PA knows that, and is banking on it.
I see your book is coming out in July of this year. PA will use their 90 Day Excuse for why you don't have any royalties in September. Tell you what -- come back in February and tell us how you feel about PA then.
However, there are no guarantees that your book will sell through any other publisher, or by going self-published.
Self-publishing is a hard road. I don't recommend it to anyone. (Standard exceptions: Niche fiction, specialized non-fiction, poetry,
and you're one heck of a salesperson.) Tell you what, when you hear authors with real publishers complaining about how their books had "no sales," what they mean is that they had sales that would make any PA author think he'd died and gone to heaven.
So, is it that you (the basher's) are loosing out on an income, because I'm not using your printing services that cost me at the least 200 bucks to have my book printed and then I pay my copyright, ISBN #, I'll have to then market this book myself, if I go through you. (bashers)
I don't know where this idea that the truth-tellers represent vanity presses comes from. Listen, I'm telling you right now: If someone asks you to pay to publish your book,
don't do it. Get out of there.
I'm not losing any income to you (except the time I'm wasting posting here that I could spend writing). You aren't competing with me.
When you figure up your costs with the two, its pretty much a no brainier.
Dang! I didn't even hurt my brain, figuring that one out!!!!!
Comparing PA with self-publishing again? Maybe you should have hurt your brain a bit. Not only is PA just acting as a printer, they're an expensive one, with a horrible seven-year contract attached.
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The comment about PA isn't any good check with our work. I did that on purpose also to make a point.
Perhaps so. But ... what's the point of the misspellings on your web page? Would you please fix them? It's ... embarrassing.
What they haven't figured out is all that they are doing is making us more determined to show them wrong.
Yeah. Let me know how that works out for you.
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There are also many people who enter a situation with unrealistic expectations.
Those expectations come from the false and misleading advertising on PA's web page, don't they?
PA provides a method for people to have their writings published in book form and available to order, with very little upfront investment ($30.00) from the aspiring author. This is a good thing.
It isn't the upfront investment you should worry about. It's the down back investment that's the killer.
Try not to be discouraged when literary professionals thumb their nose at you.
Not so much thumb their nose at you. Most don't even know you exist. The others -- some turn away, covering their eyes and muttering "Oh, the humanity!" and some try to throw you life lines. A few may laugh at you, but those are a distinct minority.
Wasn't it Larry who said that y'all were thumbing your noses at
us?
Book sales, especially in fiction genres, have dwindled substantially in the last few decades.
This would be even more impressive it if were true.
Have fun with it. If you're not having fun with it, what's the point?
Couldn't agree more.
Your book just came out in March. Drop by and let's revisit these issues in September, okay?
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They wont print anything, hell I am angry that they wont print my genealogy!!
Does your genealogy have a lot of tables? They reject those because it takes a lot of time to format, and their business plan revolves around getting a lot of titles through the pipeline as fast as possible. Either that, or your book hit them after they'd already reached that day's quota. Just resubmit it.
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If someone out there feels like I am such a threat as to cut and paste my words then they are worried I will make something of myself.
No, I'm worried that you
won't make something of yourself. I'm afraid that you wrote a good book, and no one will read it. That's my worry.
Your book is coming out in May. Check back in six or nine months and tell me how you feel about PA then.
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Bashers and smashers
And slammers all rot
Notice they are
Often anonymous
Are they not
That's my real name over there to the left.
Want my guess about the initials of at least one anonymous slammer/slimer? Do the letters "HB" mean anything to you?
Tell you what -- your books have been out three and four years. You know how many you sold, and through what route. Take copies of your books down to a local printer and ask 'em how much it would cost for you to print the same number as you bought from PA. Then figure out how much more money you would have earned by selling books you'd had printed yourself.