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Scenario
That scenario has never happened, and never will happen. Not one piece of it is anything like realistic. It isn't just exaggerated a million times over, it's pure fantasy.
How about this scenario, only somewhat exaggerated from normal reality.
Your book gets sold to a house. Their marketing people go great guns, & sell 1,000 copies to each&every B&N and Borders and Hastings and Books-A-Million under the sun, plus 5,000 copies to every Wal-Mart, Sam's, & Costco. Your publisher is ecstatic, takes all these advance orders, & not only prods them to order more but gets all sorts of orders from mid-tier outlets.
The house gives you $15 million. Your book rockets to the top of every list. Your next book is rushed into editing & you get pressure for #3.
Three weeks after it's released, 95% of the chain-store copies are pulled & returned. From the big-box stores, it's 98%.
If you didn't read your contract properly, you not only give up the advance on the returns but have to pay for their disposal. Then again, your agent made 20% & has no intention of giving that back to you. Your literary career is a giant smoking crater about the size of Hudson's Bay.
And you're far more likely to have this experience than that of, say, Rowling or King or Robb or Koontz or....
That scenario has never happened, and never will happen. Not one piece of it is anything like realistic. It isn't just exaggerated a million times over, it's pure fantasy.