Lords of the Prance
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Larry: So the new contracts aren't going to help us any?
Janet: Nope. Not anymore.
Larry: We need a plan because everything is falling apart.
Willem: I can go home.
Janet: How is that going to help us you twit?
Larry: He may be right. Willem, take the money and go home. In a few months we can close PA and set up a new account an you just transfer the money to it.
Willem: All right. We can also right off my plane ticket as a biz expense. Call the bank and transfer the money, I will go home and pack.
Four months later.
Larry: Has anyone heard from Willem?
Miranda: He sent me an email today. Said he was lost in the airport and couldn't find his way out.
Janet: Nope. Not anymore.
Larry: We need a plan because everything is falling apart.
Willem: I can go home.
Janet: How is that going to help us you twit?
Larry: He may be right. Willem, take the money and go home. In a few months we can close PA and set up a new account an you just transfer the money to it.
Willem: All right. We can also right off my plane ticket as a biz expense. Call the bank and transfer the money, I will go home and pack.
Four months later.
Larry: Has anyone heard from Willem?
Miranda: He sent me an email today. Said he was lost in the airport and couldn't find his way out.
Sher2 said:I like it, Renee. It moves, it's got rhythm and, best of all, you can prance to it.
You know how I like music to prance to.
Let's prance! :Spam:
I will if you will.Renee Bagley said:You know how I like music to prance to.
Let's prance! :Spam:
Sher2 said:I will if you will.
Hell, I never stop prancing. It's like (think valley girl lingo) my favorite pastime..lmfao..
Let's Prance! Everytime I hear that song "Let's Dance," it now cracks me up!
Prance, Sherry, prance! lol..
I know what you mean. You ought to see me prancing with the vacuum cleaner these days. I can't hear the word "dance" any more without breaking into prance. Oooo -- oooo, I just thought of another one -- "Prancing With Myself." Is that Billy Idol? I know I have that. We need the Prince of Prance in here, Renee, so we don't look so odd, you know what I mean?Renee Bagley said:
Sher2 said:I know what you mean. You ought to see me prancing with the vacuum cleaner these days. I can't hear the word "dance" any more without breaking into prance. Oooo -- oooo, I just thought of another one -- "Prancing With Myself." Is that Billy Idol? I know I have that. We need the Prince of Prance in here, Renee, so we don't look so odd, you know what I mean?
LOL....ditto.
"Prancing with Myself," now that might be a good one to prance to. Billy Idol? Not sure on that one. And the Prince of Prance is..occupied..lmfao..
We need better love slaves. When we say "Prance," they're supposed to be right there, asking "How fast?"Renee Bagley said:
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Where I come from, Love Slaves don't ask "How fast?" They prance as fast as they can and hope it's fast enough.
And whose little love slave are you, Kev? You can still prance, can't you, bum ankle or not?Kevin Yarbrough said:
Here With Glee
Here With Glee
(instead of Here With Me by Dido)
I didn't hear PA screw me, I wonder how am I still here,
I don't want to sign a thing, it might change my memory
Oh I am what I am, I'll do what I want, but I can't sign
I won't go, I won't sleep, I can't breathe, until down goes PA's POD*
I won't leave, I can't hide, I cannot be, until PA releases me
I don't want to call my lawyer, they might wake me from this dream
And I can't leave this board, risk forgetting all that's been
Oh I am what I am, I'll do what I want but I can't sign
I won't go, I won't sleep, I can't breathe until down goes PA's POD
I won't leave, I can't hide, I cannot be, until down goes PA's POD
**evil laugh...this is just too fun!**
Here With Glee
(instead of Here With Me by Dido)
I didn't hear PA screw me, I wonder how am I still here,
I don't want to sign a thing, it might change my memory
Oh I am what I am, I'll do what I want, but I can't sign
I won't go, I won't sleep, I can't breathe, until down goes PA's POD*
I won't leave, I can't hide, I cannot be, until PA releases me
I don't want to call my lawyer, they might wake me from this dream
And I can't leave this board, risk forgetting all that's been
Oh I am what I am, I'll do what I want but I can't sign
I won't go, I won't sleep, I can't breathe until down goes PA's POD
I won't leave, I can't hide, I cannot be, until down goes PA's POD
**evil laugh...this is just too fun!**
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This little love slave went to Fred'rick
This little love slave stayed home
This little love slave had a signing
This little love slave had none
This lttle love slave went prance, prance, prance,
All the way home.
This little love slave stayed home
This little love slave had a signing
This little love slave had none
This lttle love slave went prance, prance, prance,
All the way home.
hehee..little love slave?
Is it like one of those "I think I can, I think I can," moments!
Keep on prancin'!
Is it like one of those "I think I can, I think I can," moments!
Keep on prancin'!
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"I wanna dance with somebody" by Whitney Houston...
Oh, i wanna prance with somebody
Print up a book with somebody
Yeah, wanna prance with somebody
With somebody who'll screw me!
Cloppers stikes, upon the hour
And the messages disappear
He needs enough time to figure out
how to chase Shemp away
He needs some writers to take a chance
On a publisher that's not built to last
But when the night falls
The IRS calls...
Oh, i wanna prance with somebody
Print up a book with somebody
Yeah, wanna prance with somebody
With somebody who'll scam me!
OOOOoh
Don't ya wanna prance, with me baby
Don't ya wanna prance, with me boy
Hey don'tch a wanna prance with me baby
With somebody who'll scam me!
Oh, i wanna prance with somebody
Print up a book with somebody
Yeah, wanna prance with somebody
With somebody who'll screw me!
Cloppers stikes, upon the hour
And the messages disappear
He needs enough time to figure out
how to chase Shemp away
He needs some writers to take a chance
On a publisher that's not built to last
But when the night falls
The IRS calls...
Oh, i wanna prance with somebody
Print up a book with somebody
Yeah, wanna prance with somebody
With somebody who'll scam me!
OOOOoh
Don't ya wanna prance, with me baby
Don't ya wanna prance, with me boy
Hey don'tch a wanna prance with me baby
With somebody who'll scam me!
Christine, you rock! That is absolutely brilliant.Christine N. said:
(I'm not just trying to cop a brownie, either.)
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Aw Sher, thanks Sometimes I am given to flashes of brilliance LOL.
Here's a brownie anyway. I'll even throw in a rep point!
Sometimes I am given to flashes of brilliance LOL. Here's a brownie anyway. I'll even throw in a rep point!
Oh, bless your heart!Christine N. said:
And now here's a little something in memory of he who shall not be named. RIP. Not!
("Crazy," as sung by Patsy Cline. I don't think she wrote it, though. Willie Nelson maybe?)
CRAZY
Larry, am I crazy for feeling so lonely?
Moe, am I crazy, crazy for feeling so blue?
I knew he'd shill for me as long as he wanted,
And then someday he'd leave me for somebody new.
Nein, why do I let myself worry?
Wond'ring what in the world did I do?
Crazy for thinking that my dollars could hold him,
I'm crazy for trying and mad about lying,
And I'm crazy for killing off Shemp.
Crazy for thinking that Frederick could hold him,
I'm too crazy for trying and open to bribing,
And I'm crazily digging up Shemp.
"Kick Shemp's Booty"
(sung to the tune of "Shake Your Booty")
Everybody,
Get on the floor,
Let's prance,
Don't fight the feelin',
Give Perry Como songs a chance...
Take, take, take,
Take, take, take,
A shoe to Shemp's booty,
A shoe to Shemp's booty.
Ah, you can, you can kick it,
Very well,
Please kick his twice dead ***,
Straight into hell.
Take, take, take,
Take, take, take,
A shoe to Shemp's booty,
A shoe to Shemp's booty.
(sung to the tune of "Shake Your Booty")
Everybody,
Get on the floor,
Let's prance,
Don't fight the feelin',
Give Perry Como songs a chance...
Take, take, take,
Take, take, take,
A shoe to Shemp's booty,
A shoe to Shemp's booty.
Ah, you can, you can kick it,
Very well,
Please kick his twice dead ***,
Straight into hell.
Take, take, take,
Take, take, take,
A shoe to Shemp's booty,
A shoe to Shemp's booty.
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They Never Truly Publish in Fredricksburg
Found a site that I thought would amount to heaven
Didn't think before deciding what to do
Oooh, that talk of publication, credit and acclamation
Rang true, sure rang true
Seems they never truly publish in fredicksburg
Seems I was told to ignore that kind of talk before
THey never truly publish, but the truly pub'd try to warn ya
They print, man they print
Will you tell my folks that I thoughtI'd really made it
But I found out too late my publisher was a fake
Please don't tell em how you found me
Don't tell em how you found me
It won't resonate, it won't resonate
Found a site that I thought would amount to heaven
Didn't think before deciding what to do
Oooh, that talk of publication, credit and acclamation
Rang true, sure rang true
Seems they never truly publish in fredicksburg
Seems I was told to ignore that kind of talk before
THey never truly publish, but the truly pub'd try to warn ya
They print, man they print
Will you tell my folks that I thoughtI'd really made it
But I found out too late my publisher was a fake
Please don't tell em how you found me
Don't tell em how you found me
It won't resonate, it won't resonate
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And it's...
...my favvvvoooorrrriiiittttteeeee person from Texas....Renee Bagley said:Oh yummy, it's the Prince of Prance himself!