Grandma Susie's House of FUN and MORE FUN!

Newp, I think the US Marshal wears the other one around their own wrist.

*jazz hands*

*wonders what specific things I'd have to do to get a left-handed marshal*

There's an app for that!

@SouthpawPolice

Swipe left when you get that freaky bracelet feeling again..

I think standing in front of a mirror and asking for one three times backwards is usually pretty reliable.

ROAR

Dude! That actually summons Borat!



Allegedly..

Candyman, Candyman, Candy...

Anyone? Anyone?

I think Ted has the trenchcoat.

He'll freeze his ass off if all he has is a trenchcoat.


I'm bummed. I found a house that I fell in love with, did a walkthrough, decided to make an offer, but while waiting for the realtor to send me the forms the seller accepted someone else's offer.

Fark. I hate this process. It's just like online dating. The good ones were either never on the market or get snagged up by someone else..

swachski said:

It's just like online dating. The good ones were either never on the market or get snagged up by someone else..

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The problem (as I see it) is that you know what you want.

If you didn't know what you wanted, it might be way easier.

Apply Calvinball rules...?

Genius!

*puts shuttlecock on head*

*types "oogy to boogy" in house search field*

And consider moving in with HJude!

*capers*

w00t! House party has been moved to HeyJude's crib!

apartments, condos, RVs, motorboats, warm benches by the beach...

KellyAssauer said:

apartments, condos, RVs, motorboats, warm benches by the beach...

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One of the house listings shows an "incentive" pic of a beach and lifeguard shack. Think I should put an offer on it? The neighbors are pretty noisy, so I don't know..

I'll bring the vegan martinis!

And maybe the warm benches by the beach.

*capers*

swachski said:

One of the house listings shows an "incentive" pic of a beach and lifeguard shack. Think I should put an offer on it? The neighbors are pretty noisy, so I don't know..

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Is there a good hitching post for a Robby Horse?

Yes! There's shuttlecock possibilities too!

Of course I own a trench coat! Geez!

I can't wait to get to HeyJudes house!

*twitches*

swachski said:

There's shuttlecock possibilities too!

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Don't tell Lill.

Your wrist has been watching the shopping channel again

swachski said:

One of the house listings shows an "incentive" pic of a beach and lifeguard shack. Think I should put an offer on it? The neighbors are pretty noisy, so I don't know..

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Is there a pic of the lifeguard? I think that should play an important role in the decision making process.

Calvinball? WT - *Searches for link*

Beetlejuice, anyone?

Yes! Beetlejuice ... lurves that movie.

I wouldn't mind hanging out in Florida for a while. It's freezing here.

Lavern! Lavern! Lavern!

Aw shucks, nothin'!