*walks in, dragging accordion*
*starts singing "Yo, ho and a bottle of..."*
Erm. Wait...
*clears throat*
*makes funky noises with accordion for good measure*
"Happy Birthday to you! Happy Birthday to you! Happy Birthday, awesome puppy! Happy Birthday to youuuuuu."
Accordion solo!
Only for you, Elaine. May this next year be filled with great things for you.