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One of the hallmarks of 21st century Western culture is the concept of choice. We can tailor so many details of our lives to suit our most minor preferences, so that we may assert and trumpet our individuality right down to the color of every frame and font within our clickable reach.
And this is great, when it's not feeding narcissism and distorting the importance of our most minor likes and dislikes to the point we're confused about how much getting from Atlanta to Cleveland should feel like a spa day.
To that end, Delta is rolling out a five-tier class system for flying their airline. Oh the choices! The most notable of the changes being Tumi skin care kits and Westin bedding in the new premier class, Delta One, which actually makes First Class the second best (or first worst, if you're keeping score) choice for your discriminating tastes. On the other end of the spectrum are the enhanced risks and penalties if you've got neither the money nor the sense of self-worth to live a little at 30,000 feet - namely, if you book that cheap-ass seat (at probably at least $300 anyway) you couldn't upgrade even if you won the lottery on your way to the airport. And if you miss your flight or your travel plans change? Sucks to be you. No credit for unused tickets and no standby.
So, how are you going to fly? What are you willing to pay for to end up in the same place as everyone else in a few hours?
And this is great, when it's not feeding narcissism and distorting the importance of our most minor likes and dislikes to the point we're confused about how much getting from Atlanta to Cleveland should feel like a spa day.
To that end, Delta is rolling out a five-tier class system for flying their airline. Oh the choices! The most notable of the changes being Tumi skin care kits and Westin bedding in the new premier class, Delta One, which actually makes First Class the second best (or first worst, if you're keeping score) choice for your discriminating tastes. On the other end of the spectrum are the enhanced risks and penalties if you've got neither the money nor the sense of self-worth to live a little at 30,000 feet - namely, if you book that cheap-ass seat (at probably at least $300 anyway) you couldn't upgrade even if you won the lottery on your way to the airport. And if you miss your flight or your travel plans change? Sucks to be you. No credit for unused tickets and no standby.
So, how are you going to fly? What are you willing to pay for to end up in the same place as everyone else in a few hours?
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