Limericks Still Live!

annetpfeffer · Dec 1, 2013

I almost forgot the next line
I've probably drunk too much wine
I did not use a glass,
But a shoe, so alas
Its flavor was hardly divine.

When you drink from a dirty old shoe

Steve Coate · Dec 1, 2013

When you drink from a dirty old shoe
There's not much else you won't do

Matera the Mad · Dec 1, 2013

When you drink from a dirty old shoe
There's not much else you won't do
Like eating roadkill

Sir_Nigel · Dec 2, 2013

When you drink from a dirty old shoe
There's not much else you won't do
Like eating roadkill
Or swallowing Trill (bird feed)

Nymtoc · Dec 2, 2013

When you drink from a dirty old shoe
There's not much else you won't do
Like eating roadkill
Or swallowing Trill (bird feed)
Or smearing your biscuits with glue.

The life of the party I'm not

iLion · Dec 2, 2013

The life of the party I'm not
So I nap when I bring my own cot

alexaherself · Dec 2, 2013

The life of the party I'm not
So I nap when I bring my own cot.
When I leave it at home

CDSinex · Dec 2, 2013

The life of the party I'm not
So I nap when I bring my own cot.
When I leave it at home
with my toothbrush and comb

alexaherself · Dec 2, 2013

The life of the party I'm not
So I nap when I bring my own cot.
When I leave it at home
with my toothbrush and comb
I just have to snooze on the spot.

A young Roman soldier called Rex

CDSinex · Dec 2, 2013

A young Roman soldier called Rex
had muscles that he liked to flex

annetpfeffer · Dec 2, 2013

A young Roman soldier called Rex
had muscles that he liked to flex
His arms were so ripped

iLion · Dec 3, 2013

A young Roman soldier called Rex
had muscles that he liked to flex
His arms were so ripped
That you'd get fat-lipped

Matera the Mad · Dec 3, 2013

A young Roman soldier called Rex
had muscles that he liked to flex
His arms were so ripped
That you'd get fat-lipped
If you stood too close while he wrote checks

I knocked over a bucket of fish guts

annetpfeffer · Dec 3, 2013

I knocked over a bucket of fish guts
While admiring how charmingly Trish struts

Steve Coate · Dec 3, 2013

I knocked over a bucket of fish guts
While admiring how charmingly Trish struts
She turned and giggled

Nymtoc · Dec 3, 2013

I knocked over a bucket of fish guts
While admiring how charmingly Trish struts
She turned and giggled
And her boobies jiggled

annetpfeffer · Dec 3, 2013

I knocked over a bucket of fish guts
While admiring how charmingly Trish struts
She turned and giggled
And her boobies jiggled
But she wouldn't allow me my wish. Nuts!

The problem with limerick rhyming

Nymtoc · Dec 3, 2013

The problem with limerick rhyming
Is that it's as tough as rock climbing

Sir_Nigel · Dec 4, 2013

The problem with limerick rhyming
Is that it's as tough as rock climbing
But follow the rules

laurasbadideas · Dec 4, 2013

The problem with limerick rhyming
Is that it's as tough as rock climbing
But follow the rules
Bad rhymes are for fools

ajaye · Dec 4, 2013

The problem with limerick rhyming
Is that it's as tough as rock climbing
But follow the rules
Bad rhymes are for fools
And so is bad rhythm and timing

Janine likes to shimmy and shake

alexaherself · Dec 4, 2013

Janine likes to shimmy and shake
And knows how to make her legs quake

Sir_Nigel · Dec 4, 2013

Janine likes to shimmy and shake
And knows how to make her legs quake
She is 23 stone

iLion · Dec 4, 2013

Janine likes to shimmy and shake
And knows how to make her legs quake
She is 23 stone
Much fat on the bone!

Kolta · Dec 4, 2013

Janine likes to shimmy and shake
And knows how to make her legs quake
She is 23 stone
Much fat on the bone!
And leaves many heads turned in her wake

Whenever the power goes out

Limericks Still Live!

practical experience, FTW

...

Bartender, gimme a Linux Mint

aka Dylan di Vilde

Benefactor Member

Why do I say these things?

Wordsmith and shoechick

Imagine something clever here.

Wordsmith and shoechick

Imagine something clever here.

practical experience, FTW

Why do I say these things?

Bartender, gimme a Linux Mint

practical experience, FTW

...

Benefactor Member

practical experience, FTW

Benefactor Member

aka Dylan di Vilde

partial to a gum tree

Wordsmith and shoechick

aka Dylan di Vilde

Why do I say these things?