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WriterWho has two completely different looking eyes. And only one side of her face has freckles.
 

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JoBird owns the Luxor in Las Vegas. He only comes to AW when he feels like slumming.
 

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Nymtoc just barely missed out on a chance to act in the Star Trek show Voyager. He was up for the part of Seven of Nine. It was a tough decision, the producers told him, but they finally decided to go with Jeri Ryan.

Nymtoc still regrets missing out on his ever-so-close brush with fame. Every night he wears the Seven of Nine costume at home. Alone. Pouting his lips. With a glass of wine and a padded bra. In front of a full length mirror. Surrounded by cats.

It's actually kind of creepy. He should really get some curtains.
 

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JoBird has a similar story, he was rejected for the role of Worf, in the end they just decided his forehead was too deformed to be believable.
 

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DJ has applied for American citizenship. He believes it's easier on the other side of the border to make it from rags to riches.
 

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Robbert's collects pictures of oddities worldwide. He's hoping to publish a picture book named, "The Day the World Woke Up". He hopes to make millions, even though all these "oddities" are related to camels.
 

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^WriterWho is actually a Siamese twin. Together they are WriterWho and WriterWhere.

They always see eye-to-eye.
 

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^ alleycat's true wish is to be the Lion King. One day, he'll get the look just right. He believes he's almost perfected it.
 

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WriterWho tried to perform home-liposuction on a friend the other day. All she ended up doing was giving the friend a hickey.

Turns out, the 'lip' in liposuction means something completely different than she thought it did.
 

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If you asked WriterWho whether a guy named Skippy, or a guy named Hambone likes dolphins more, she'd say Skippy.

She'd be wrong though, it's Hambone.
 

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Captain Ryan just wants to dance. But he's a famous writer's son. And his dad says he has to write. So he writes.

But still, he dreams of dancing.
 

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JoBird doesn't dream of dancing, he dreams of Danson, Ted Danson, naked, every night.
 
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