The Old Neverending PublishAmerica Thread (Publish America)

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Ed Williams 3

Jenna, geez, you know I have a ton...

...of respect for you and your work, and I think that Absolute Write is the greatest, but Jenna, the male in me has just got to spit this out, you are quite babe-ish. And then some.

I'm shutting up now, and I will never say something complimentary about how a woman looks again...at least not tonight...

:p :evil :p :evil
 

Sher2

Re: Sting Manuscript

Here is a copy of the accepance letter. I've altered it in the following manner: I've removed the "author" name; that individual who acted as my surrogate in submitting the manuscript can identify himself if he cares to.


Welcome home, Uncle Jim! I absolutely love the "sting" concept and look forward to seeing the fallout. I, by the way, have the exact same "acceptance letter" in my files. I'm now calling it the "Sucky File."
 

CaoPaux

Re: Sting Manuscript

Note that their initials spell out: PUBLISHAMERICA IS A VANITY PRESS.

:rollin :rollin :rollin

Hold on to your seats, folks. This is gonna be a wild ride!
 

Chacounne

One of Those Names

:rollin :rollin

Isaac Stevens - My nephew's name is Izaac Stevens, and I'm sure he would be honoured to have his name used in such an illustrious and worthy project; if he wasn't six years old :lol

Good job everyone!

Chacounne
 

absolutewrite

Re: NBC report

LOL!

And Ed: THANKS! Hey, the woman in me doesn't exactly mind hearing that she's a babe. ;)

Jim, more! More! Thank you for meeting my deadline and saving the forum from my cruel overpunctuation.

This is such an exciting time. :D
 

Trapped in amber

Re: NBC report

A thread has been started on the broadcast on the PA boards.

www.publishamerica.com/cg...e/7434.htm

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Thank you for meeting my deadline and saving the forum from my cruel overpunctuation.

Jim, thank you. Jenna used flashing text. If you hadn't come back................ :eek

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The Real Joe Shmoe

Re: attention...

Joe,

Your buddy is not funny.

There is no doubt that HB needs to work on his comedy routine. There was nothing funny in his post about eating a live dog.

Definitely a reason not to purchase his books of humor.

Are you here to keep HB's name in the discussion?


No doubt, he needs a tune up for his routine....;)

I don't believe I need to do anything to keep HB's name in this thread, He gets mention enough without my help.

Let me say again, I'm anti-PA. I'm anti-PA.
 

James D Macdonald

The Sting

Here is the contract PA offered:

Contract

Here is the acceptance letter:

Acceptance.

Here is the novel itself:

Manuscript.

The manuscript has been modified from the submission copy in the following ways: A) the "author" name has been removed, and B) it is saved in .rtf format (rather than .doc) so that more word processors can read it.

To save Miranda the trouble of running her mailmerge, here's the press release for this book, as it would have been sent out:

<BLOCKQUOTE>PublishAmerica is proud to announce that it has acquired the rights to publish Atlanta Nights, by Alabama's newly discovered author, Travis Tea. Editorial Director Miranda Prather expressed confidence today that Mr. Tea's book will quickly resonate with an audience.

"Atlanta Nights is a well written and crafted work of contemporary fiction that fits our specialty like a glove. PublishAmerica primarily publishes works by, for or about people who face a challenge in life and who overcome it by turning stumbling blocks into stepping stones. We believe that Mr. Tea is a promising talent in this field."

Most of PublishAmerica’s books are written by new and previously undiscovered talent, such as Alabama’s newly discovered author. A traditional publishing company, PublishAmerica pays advances and royalties while offering a distinct alternative to authors who would most likely be overlooked by larger, more commercial publishers simply due to their lack of experience in the industry.

More details about book and author will soon appear at www. publishamerica.com When released, the book will be available through all local bookstores as a trade paperback.

For more information, please contact Miranda Prather at [email protected]. You may also contact Travis Tea at [email protected].</blockquote>

Enjoy.
 

Ed Williams 3

OH MY GOD!!!!

Uncle Jim, I read the first three pages of your manuscript, and that is hysterical! Absolutely hysterical! Anyone that could read that and offer a publishing contract does not give a tee total damn about what they'd put out.

This is just brilliant. Absolutely brilliant! I would write more, but God, that manuscript is so wild that I've gotta read some more, it's like reading a "Plan 9 From Outer Space" type manuscript....
 

absolutewrite

Re: "The Sting"

Jim, are you going to post more tonight? Just let me know, 'cause I'm sitting here pressing reload like a giggling idiot. :lol

Edited: I posted before I saw that you actually posted the manuscript.

Oh.

My.

God.

:rollin

I am reading with unrestrained glee.
 

Sarashay

Re: PA authors

Seems the PA authors are sticking their fingers in their ears and going la-la-la. Some are pulling out the old "Any publicity is good publicity" line.

I honestly don't know if this is going to bring them down or if they'll keep going the way the "International Library of Poetry" keeps kicking along even after they've been busted on national TV. Time will tell.

'shay
 

Trapped in amber

Re: "The Sting"

I'm a few pages in. It's incredible. I think my eyes are beginning to bleed. :p


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Ed Williams 3

I will never be able to look at a nurse...

...in her eyes or chest again....

:evil :evil :evil
 

The Real Joe Shmoe

Atlanta Nights

Actually you've submitted quite a good manuscript there...stream of consiousness head twistingly good.

Is there some way you can get out of the contract, and submit it to a real publisher?
 

Trapped in amber

Confused?

Kas seems to think you have to pay to join AbsoluteWrite?

kas

1/24/2005
20:03:20


RE: I just saw PA on TV!


Message:
ah fizzle, Those comments came from absolute write. Go join their site for 250.00 a year.
They're always popping off about something, or someone.
kas

1/24/2005
20:12:13


RE: I just saw PA on TV!


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Below is a list of Ms. Glatzer's publishers. I'll let someone else do the research and see if they are POD or traditional- or just plain self published. She has several listed on B&n. What a laugher.

JayJo Books, L L C
Booklocker.com, Incorporated
Hunter House, Incorporated
Mason Crest Publishers
Lyons Press, The
Nomad Communications, Incorporated
Adams Media Corporation
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absolutewrite

Re: PA Authors

I read Kas's comments on www.publishamerica.com/cg...e/7434.htm

Anyone who's checking here from there:

$250 to join AbsoluteWrite? WHERE?! Huh? We have two free newsletters and one premium edition that costs $15 a year.

List of my publishers: He chose to leave out McGraw-Hill, obviously.

My latest two publishers are Simon & Schuster and Andrews McMeel.

Everyone he listed is a traditional press with the exception of Booklocker, with whom I published a specialized title for greeting card writers that's now out of print.

Kas, basic research is a skill writers should have, and it's rather important before you pop your top in the hopes of discrediting me. It will only make you look silly.

Anyone who cares to do even the smallest bit of research will have no doubt about my credentials, I'm sure.
 

Kate St Amour

Re: The Sting

Welcome back Uncle Jim. I'm glad to hear you made it back home safely.

As for "The sting":rollin

Thank you for all that you do!
 
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