Glad you're feeling better.

I'm not allowed those things. I might go direct to a dodgy landlord who prefers to be be paid in cash and turns up at my door once a month to stare down my cleavage. I can hardly wait... 





OMG I JUST FOUND THIS POST GOING BACK THROUGH THE PAGES! You...know of...the Hitchhiker's...you're the first....Ooooh, Gargle Blaster!
A lemon-wrapped gold brick sounds amazing right about now.