What do you mean by "we've taken a dip into the ridiculous"?
It means that I believe you lack the necessary experience to make such sweeping statements about how easy an agent's job is. I'm not saying you don't have some lovely experience in publishing, but your experience doesn't qualify you for being an effective agent. You put yourself - and your authors - at a further disadvantage with your claims that establishing relationships is a waste of time.
You don't even understand how things work in the US, so how do you plan on querying US editors? Query letters are the first, and in most cases, the only thing we see. If you did little more than send me an entire manuscript with a letter that says "here ya go," I'd think you were daft because I need to see the pitch - the plot.
You're competing with agents who do know what they're doing and how to send a proper query, so you do your own clients a grave disservice by not learning the rudiments of the US process.
living in Australia doesn't provide the special case to explain away my claims about publishing and agents.
I'm afraid that it does because you appear to be unaware of how we work over here. I don't know of any successful American agent who has your attitude. Your beliefs are simply incompatible to the realities of American publishing.
Let me ask you this: what do you think of an agent who doesn't know what SEO is? I think they are old and out of touch. You?
Why would they? How does search engine optimization help them sell a client's manuscript to an editor? I know a few agents who used to do book publicity, but they certainly have no use for it in their current jobs.
My comments have been compared to the Emperor wearing no clothes, but may I suggest that since I work in the US and work very closely with some very top agents, that perhaps I have a clearer idea of how things work in over here?
That is why I suggested that things must work very differently in Australia because we simply don't operate in the manner that you claim is industry wide. You paint your agents up to be little more than bumbling idiots, and you do your credibility no good by claiming that you, and you alone, are the only one with the right answers, and everyone else is doing nothing more than shoring up a broken model.
Confidence is good if it's built on a solid foundation, like agent experience and solid sales. But you aren't there yet. Yes, you claim that you've made huge sales but you weren't an agent at the time. What were those books? I've found that humility and the willingness to listen and learn goes a long way toward building a successful business. Those who lack those elements are doomed to failure because they go no further than seeking their own counsel.
As I said before, come back in six months with your list of big sales. Only then will I happily eat my words and suggest that you have a winning combination. For now, it's just words.