I added one statement near the one from their attorney.
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* We respect what you have accomplished thus far as a writer.
* We believe that great authors are made, not born. We are willing to develop talent.
* We pledge straight talk in a confusing and old-school industry.
* We can't promise a sale. We can promise a professional relationship.
p.s. Missed Emails, Spam, Whitelists, and other reasons for lapses in communications. There's an old joke in showbiz that asks the question, "What do you get if you cross an agent with a turnip?" The answer is "A turnip that doesn't return your phone calls." That won't happen with us. We are very, very diligent about returning every email that we receive within a couple of days. The same is true for our vendors and suppliers. IF YOU DO NOT RECEIVE A COMMUNICATION AND YOU BELIEVE THAT YOU SHOULD HAVE, PLEASE, CHECK WITH US AND WE WILL SEE WHAT HAPPENED. Please don't jump to negative conclusions. The Internet is not 100% foolproof and we are very sensitive to our clients' expectations and our promises about timely communications.
FINAL NOTE: VERY IMPORTANT: BE SURE TO CHECK YOUR SPAM AND JUNK EMAIL FOLDERS. THE BIG ISPS ARE RECLASSIFYING EMAILS CONSTANTLY. Also, please make a meaningful SUBJECT LINE. We are so deluged with spam that it is tough to pick out the real emails. (sigh).
And if you can always try to be sure your first name, last name, and title is in the email somewhere it would be appreciated.
-----Original Message-----
From: xxxxxxxxxx
Sent: Saturday, January 12, 2008 2:48 PM
To: [email protected]
Subject: RE: WL Screenplay Agency: Thank You For Your Query
Thank you for your speedy response but due to discoveries made by a little internet research, I've decided not to pursue your company.
> From:
[email protected]
> To: xxxxxxxxxx
> Subject: WL Screenplay Agency: Thank You For Your Query
> Date: Fri, 11 Jan 2008 12:35:57 -0500
>
> Thank you for your query to the WL Screenplay Agency and Management Co.
> Based on your query form information we would like to see your work and
> learn a little bit more about you.
>
>
> 1) Would you please send us an electronic copy
> of your screenplay for further evaluation?
>
> Please email your manuscript to
>
[email protected] .
>
> 2) Would you please answer these 2 questions
> in the body of the SAME email? (Just copy and paste
> the questions).
>
> A. How long have you been writing, and
> what are your goals as a writer?
>
> B. Do you consider your writing 'ready-to-go', or do you think it needs
> some polishing? If you have had coverage or a formal critique please list
> the details and dates and discuss the changes you made. If you have worked
> with accredited screenwriters, please discuss that as well.
>
>
> You may send either 30 or so pages, or the entire screenplay, whichever you
> are more comfortable sending to us. Your screenplay is completely safe
> within our company. We take care to properly manage all access and if we
> don't end up working together, we delete all files.
>
> Please DO NOT include any questions with your submission. If you have a
> question, please send it to
[email protected] where the proper
> people may address your question. Most of the questions you may have are
> answered on the website and at the bottom of this email. Please see the
> FAQs below.
>
>
> Our preference for receiving your script is via email.
> ============================================
> If you simply must mail your work, please email our question email and
> request a mailing code and address. Please explain thoroughly why you feel
> that you must mail the work. (Can you tell by now that we really want to
> make it difficult to mail? We hate mail. It costs money to ship, buyers
> don't want hardcopy, etc, etc.) Mailed scripts may take up to 6 weeks to
> reply/process. As a matter of fact, we will probably lose it and you will be
> mad at us <grin>. Emailed scripts are processed much more quickly.
>
>
> We believe we are very different than other agencies.
> ==========================================================
> We believe that we are unique in that we are willing to develop an author
> and their talent. We like the metaphor of a business incubator as a
> description of how we will take time to bring an author's work to the proper
> quality level, even if it takes months to do so. We take pride in the fact
> that we answer every email personally within 2-3 days.
>
> Also, you may understand how a Literary Agency works, but many authors
> don't, so please excuse me while I take a minute and let you know how the
> process works. As your Literary Agent, our mission is to assist you in
> finding a buyer for your work and to coach you along the way in various
> options available to you. We don't edit your work, our mission is to sell
> for you. As for compensation, get paid on success only, meaning we only get
> paid if you get paid. Typically we will receive 10% of what you receive if
> we are successful.
>
> We do not charge fees, so our compensation is based on success only. Along
> the way, we may suggest that you improve the quality of your work and or how
> it is presented. Once your work is deemed 'presentable', then we'll start
> shopping it to buyers.
>
> We never promise a sale, but we can tell you that we have a model that
> works.
>
> We look forward to receiving your materials.
>
> Best regards,
> Sherry - V.P. Acquisitions
>
> p.s. You might as well get used to these long emails. Part of our filtering
> process is to see if you actually read them <grin>. Why the long emails? If
> you will read them you will actually get a decent view of the agency
> business and what we see from our side. We try to explain as much as we can
> along the way and I am always pleased when authors tell me that they enjoyed
> learning from these emails.
>
> Please don't be upset because we use forms and long emails. I spend my time
> doing two basic tasks, 1) managing submissions and evaluations (currently
> about 3000 applicants a month), and 2) answering questions. If I can answer
> your question BEFORE you ask it, then the entire process will proceed much
> more efficiently.
>
> As a corollary to that, if you want long-winded, personalized emails you
> will probably not enjoy our process. If you are as busy as we are, and you
> pride yourself on operating efficiently (it is a business after all), then
> you will enjoy how efficiently we focus on the point, and that is, whether
> we can work together based on your writing and attitude.
>
> PLEASE UNDERSTAND THAT YOU WILL HAVE A MUCH MORE PERSONALIZED INTERACTION
> WITH OUR AGENTS IF YOU PASS THE EVALUATION PROCESS. This is the biggest
> complaint that we get and I wish I could spend oodles of time with each of
> you. I just can't. Sometimes it's like drinking from a firehose over here.
> So, please rest assured that there will be plenty of personal interaction
> with your agent but not with me. I am a real person, and I do look at every
> email. After that we have some pretty sophisticated tools for managing
> emails.
>
>
>
> Frequently Asked Questions
> =============================
> Q) Do you return screenplays?
> A) Sorry for the inconvenience however, WE DO NOT RETURN SCREENPLAYS due to
> the volume of submissions we receive. Please do not send us anything that
> you can't replace easily.
>
> Q) Would you prefer me to email or mail my script?
> A) WE MUCH PREFER EMAILED SCRIPTS.
>
> Q) How should I attach my script?
> A) PLEASE DO NOT PASTE YOUR MANUSCRIPT INTO THE BODY OF THE EMAIL. Please
> send it to us as an attachment, otherwise it hangs up the mail system. If
> you can't create an attachment, please get a friend to help you do so. We
> have every software known to the industry, so unless the format is pre-1990
> then we can read it.
>
> Q) Is my screenplay safe with you?
> A) Your materials are safe within our company. If you are uncomfortable
> sending your entire script, please only send half of it and a strong
> treatment. If we do not end up working together we will destroy and delete
> any copies of your work that we have.
>
> Q) How long does this review take?
> A) About 7-10 days. We're faster than most other agencies.
>
> Q) Why is there no phone number? I want to talk to someone...
> A) Quite frankly, we are deluged with submissions. It is our policy to
> provide a contact number later in the process, assuming we would like to
> proceed with you.
>
> Q) Where are you located?
> A) We maintain executive suites in Los Angeles and New York and we have
> various relationship partners in Los Angeles where we meet with clients and
> buyers. Other than that, we travel often and have the good fortune to live
> in Florida and California depending on the time of year. Sometimes we think
> that we live in airports.
>
> Q) Do I need to copyright my work before I send it?
> A) Not really. Your script and creations are completely safe within our
> company. We take care to properly manage all access and if we don't end up
> working together, we delete all files. You may also want to copyright it,
> but we don't need it to be copyrighted to analyze it. Regarding copyright,
> there are two ways you can go. One way is to do it yourself at
>
http://www.loc.gov/copyright/ . The other way is to let someone who does it
> all the time do it for you. We found a list of copyright services here.
>
http://www.inktip.com/protect-scripts.php Some of the services do books and
> some screenplays.
>
> Q) Tell me about your company.
> A) We are bigger than a small agency and smaller than a large agency. We
> have about 15 people total and at any one time it seems that we have about 3
> option agreements in negotiations. We market to the larger and medium sized
> producers. None of the options have made it to production yet, because
> we're on the newer side, but it should be a good year for our authors this
> year! As you noticed, we're new as a company. That's why we're seeking new
> talent to build our roster. Most agencies don't take new authors, so it's an
> opportunity for each of us. We have an "extended team" concept where we
> have various "partners" in Hollywood. If those partners like a script then
> they will work it with us (we pay them, not you). Those partners have
> connections of the highest caliber, Our principals have helped negotiate a
> number of options already though so we know the ropes. We are just now
> starting to work under our own corporate name. I wish I had more to say,
> but at least we're honest about our newness and we think our partners give
> us the reach that we need into inner Hollywood.
>
> Q) Have you ever been sued or in legal action with your clients/authors?
> A) We are very proud of the fact that we have NEVER been sued or a part of a
> legal action. (Note: We are bringing suit against a number of writers that
> have been bad mouthing our company, but that's different. We are very
> concerned about our repuation and will protect it strongly. As you know,
> there are nay-sayers everywhere if you want to look for them.)
>
> Q) How do I know you are for real?
> A) All we ask is that you judge us on the professionalism of our
> interactions together. We will never ask you for money, so that's one way to
> judge for yourself. Our commitment to you is that we believe that we should
> get paid only if we sell your work. Your commitment to us is that you will
> do what it takes to make sure your script is the best it can be and that it
> meets or exceeds industry quality standards.
>
> Q) What are you looking for during your evaluation?
> A) We mainly look for COMMERCIAL VIABILITY in the work coupled with good
> solid writing skills. "Is it something that will sell?" is of paramount
> importance to us. (We ARE NOT scrutinizing every word, spelling, and grammar
> usage. There's plenty of time later for that.) We believe that great writers
> are made, not born at least 99% of the time. But if a work doesn't have
> commercial potential, then we want to let you know as quickly as possible.
> Being willing to grow talent, we believe in the old adage, "luck is when
> opportunity meets preparation and hard work".
>
> Q) What if you find errors or problems with my screenplay? Should I spend
> time revising now, or later?
> A) We receive very few 'ready-to-go' screenplays. We believe we are unique
> in that we are willing to work with our authors along the way. Most that we
> receive need some level of polishing before we can submit them to buyers.
> Some need very little polishing. Some need a lot. Over the years, we've
> learned that it is worth our time and effort to do what it takes to develop
> new talent. We've learned that incubating new talent makes good business
> sense.
>
> Q) My screenplay isn't finished....
> A) As long as there is enough finished to determine your skills as a writer
> we are willing to look at your work. As mentioned previously, we take a
> long term view and we are willing to develop talent.
>
> Q) Is this an automated email? Is there a real person out there?
> A) Yes, and yes, and yes... We personally review each query form to
> determine whether the story idea/synopsis sounds interesting. This tells us
> which screenplays we would like to receive.
>
> Then, yes, we do use form letter emails to provide these FAQs. Can you
> imagine typing this time and time again? We pride ourselves on using
> technology to be as efficient as possible. This allows us to work with
> authors from anywhere in the world. By automating certain elements of our
> communications we can spend more thoughtful time on your questions that are
> specific to you and your situation.
>
>
> Best regards,
> Sherry - VP of Acquisitions
> We Grow Talent
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
> How Did You Hear of Us?
> Internet surfing.
>
> The Title of Your Work:
> * xxxxx xxxxx
>
> Logline/Synopsis:
> *
> YYYYY
>
>
>
> Your Name:
> * XXXXXXXXXX
>
> Your Email Address:
> * XXXXXXXXXX
>
>
> Do you have coverage or a critique, and if so give details please?
> * No
>
> Your Bio:
> ZZZZZZ
>
>
> And now for the questions (I hope not to offend but it's best to clear the
> air between us sooner, rather than later and your web-site does try to
> promote a somewhat candid sense of business):
>
> - P & E (
http://anotherealm.com/prededitors/peals.htm ) advises against
> using your company due to a vague "difference of interests" and labels
> Sherry Fine as not being recommended - would you care to clarify?
>
> - None of the writers who gave feedback on your site have names - I would
> like to check out their credentials on IMDb and was wondering if you'd
> provide me with a (partial is fine) list of clients?
>
> - You don't charge any fees which gives of the impression of legitimacy...
> are there any hidden costs such as stamps and envelopes?
>
> - 10% is pretty much the industry standard if not even on the lower end of
> the scale; could you apprise me as to the terms and conditions of any
> contracts that may exist between us regarding my work and your
> representation of it?
>
>
> AAAAA
>
> I thank you for your time and look forward to hearing from you again soon
> (in 2-3 days, right?);
>
> Sincerely,
>
>
> XXXXXXXXXX
>
Well, since The Bostonian Law Group opposes Internet fraud, I wonder how your attorney, Jerrold G. Neeff, will feel when all your victims write to him with their complaints?