It's about a young girl and her hamster
(she's a plotter and he is a pantser.)
But the rodent's great talent
is to flirt and be gallant
and his words best belong in a dumpster.
Plotters construct the best stories
whilst publishers get all the glories;
but the indignant pen,
will neither haw nor hem,
instead slicing the houses, all gory.
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