The thread in which Haggis now talks to himself

[parumpdragon]

we survive on homemade maple syrup.

what happened to you Cray???

Nice hose.

What party did you attend there, Cray?

Hi PD.

morning. How are you?

*straps Gilroy to chair, props eyelids open with toothpicks, forces him to repeatedly watch A Christmas Story*

I've never seen that movie.

 

[cray]

criminy sakes! pd and gil...
you two should go on a movie date.

 

[Leukman]

They'd prolly have more fun at a "candle party".









Okay, okay.

It would be easier to watch them at a candle party.




Yanno...more light and--



Nevermind.

 

[Haggis]

Guess who I heard from?

 

[parumpdragon]

criminy sakes! pd and gil...
you two should go on a movie date.

Not everyone has seen the movie, not everyone has to.

 

[parumpdragon]

Guess who I heard from?

Santa Clause

Cray in hosiery???

 

[cray]

Not everyone has seen the movie, not everyone has to.

*checks rule book*



actually, ummm, you're wrong.
...says here that everyone has to see that movie.

*closes book*


sorry pd. thems the rulez.

 

[PorterStarrByrd]

criminy sakes! pd and gil...
you two should go on a movie date.

.. or maybe Gil has a DVD player in the van

 

[parumpdragon]

*checks rule book*



actually, ummm, you're wrong.
...says here that everyone has to see that movie.

*closes book*


sorry pd. thems the rulez.

Your rules not mine

 

[cray]

pffft. whatever.


this is going in your permanent record though.

 

[parumpdragon]

pffft. whatever.


this is going in your permanent record though.

I've seen other movies, does that help, oh scantily-clad-Cray???

 

[PorterStarrByrd]

Thay made a movie out of that? or is that one of the videos Ted has in his van?

 

[parumpdragon]

Thay made a movie out of that?

Horror flick perhaps???

 

[PorterStarrByrd]

Horror flick perhaps???

..at best

more likely endless loop used in torture.

 

[Silent Rob]

I've seen other movies, does that help, oh scantily-clad-Cray???

You know what's the most disturbing thing about this whole sorry incident, pd?

cray is actually wearing far more clothes than normal.

 

[Haggis]

You know what's the most disturbing thing about this whole sorry incident, pd?

cray is actually wearing far more clothes than normal.

Good point, Muppet.

Sad point too.

 

[parumpdragon]

he's showing his femanine side.

 

[BigWords]

I am finding all kinds of Christmas movies.

Sometimes by accident.

 

[parumpdragon]

Kitty!!!

 

[BigWords]

The kitty is not my choice.

I'm leaving it there as a warning to others.

If you misbehave over Christmas, your avvies are likely gonna get changed.

 

[cray]

i hear that.

 

[BigWords]

You can hear with a lampshade on your head?

 

[cray]

...and with fishnets over my negative pip.

 

[BigWords]

Your ensemble suits you...






I a "now we can easily tell who the crazy person is" kinda way.

 

[cray]

it's true. we can tell who the crazy person is!


NINA.