Comedy Cabaret--2012 Road Trip

[Haggis]

of course. anytime. any question, rob. i'm an open book.
what's on your mind, friend?

You forgot the ",eh?"

 

[Silent Rob]

of course. anytime. any question, rob. i'm an open book.
what's on your mind, friend?

Well, thanks, it's kind of delicate. I hope you understand.

I'm in germany. It's the middle of winter.

So wtf is there a parrot sitting on my windowsill?

 

[Silent Rob]

You forgot the ",eh?"

That's how I knew he wasn't serious.

 

[cray]

you don't get use of the 'eh' until citizenship is approved.

 

[parumpdragon]

*it's still early this morning - but fortunately I know better than to believe a word of this.

 

[Haggis]

Morning is different in Canadia. They have Daylight Savings Moose.

 

[cray]

Morning is different in Canadia. They have Daylight Savings Moose.

off topic but for some reason your post reminded me to ask you, haggis, if you've ever seen documentary called alone in the wilderness?


if you have not seen it i recommend trying to get a copy or catch it on pbs.

google richard proenneke.

it's pretty amazing.

 

[parumpdragon]

daylight saving moose.


No moose here. No daylight savings either. I'm so lucky!!!

 

[kayleamay]

Why doesn't cray look Canadian yet?

 

[cray]

Why doesn't cray look Canadian yet?

batteries last extra long in cold weather, yanno.
how you doin'?

 

[Silent Rob]

so...you mean your eyebrows are going to keep doing that for even longer before you lose power?

 

[cray]

it all depends on klm.

 

[parumpdragon]

batteries last extra long in cold weather, yanno.
how you doin'?

THat is a myth. The legend was disproved last year on Myth Busters. Cold actually hurts batteries.

It does something to the acid particles and slows them down so they do not charge as well or hold their charge as long.

*you need to watch more TV Cray

 

[cray]

you know you're talking to an actual real live battery, right?














myth busters,...pffft.

 

[Haggis]

you know you're talking to an actual real live battery, right?














myth busters,...pffft.

You need one of those little caps the bald guy wears.

And a big, floppy mustache too.

 

[parumpdragon]

@ Cray -- Yes.

And physics never lies.


You are what you are Cray. Everready or not - you're still bound by the same rules

 

[Jaycinth]

So my daughter comes in and asks me if I saw the weird purple goo in the front steps.

(well, no...I just woke up and I'm drinking coffee with my eyes closed)

She's freaking out a bit, so I go and look and there it is. I suggest that it might be the liver of some poor animal that one of the cats ate. (they share)

Oh no, she's freaking out, that doesn't look like a mouse liver. (well, yeah, I don't want to meet a mouse big enough to have that liver.)

So I tell her to get something to scrape it up with and to dump it on the curb where the street cleaner goes.

She gets a paper towel, I tell her to use gloves and remind her of...well... every 'B' movie ever made but most especially 'The Thing'.

Does she listen? She doesn't listen. She touches it with a paper towel, AND IT VANISHES!!!

Ok now, I'm spooked. So she brings the paper towel into the house and puts it in the trash can. Note, there is an outside trash can, closer to the 'goo' spot than the indoor trash can.

OMG! John Carpenter's 'Thing' arrives on our front porch and she brings it inside.

When the Zombie virus starts, it ain't starting in my house.

(Where's the Lysol? Eff that, where's the bleach and the vinegar.)

Ok, so my daughter may make the zombies at Markoffs, but it is now obvious that, if she were to own a pair of high-heels she would probably put them on to run blindly through a swamp infested with bug-eyed alien fish monsters.


I grabbed the trash bag and took it out to the trash can and slammed the lid.

Once it gets landfilled, it won't be bothering anyone. anytime too soon.

 

[cray]

ok, so we have established that you've had your coffee.
now, what about your meds?

 

[parumpdragon]

*chuckles

 

[Haggis]

ok, so we have established that you've had your coffee.
now, what about your meds?

She's way more fun when she forgets her meds.

 

[cray]

You need one of those little caps the bald guy wears.

And a big, floppy mustache too.

@ Cray -- Yes.

And physics never lies.


You are what you are Cray. Everready or not - you're still bound by the same rules

oh yeah,..those guys are great. smart too.

just ask the people who live in this house.

 

[Silent Rob]

I had the very same experience this morning, jay.

Except instead of goo, it was a parrot.

And instead of coffee, it was absinthe.

And instead of a daughter, it was my chupacabra.

 

[Silent Rob]

oh yeah,..those guys are great. smart too.

just ask the people who live in this house.

these mythbuster guys seem like..well...

...like they might not be fully trained professionals.

 

[NinaK]

oh yeah,..those guys are great. smart too.

So are you.

 

[Silent Rob]

Say...what would happen if you shot a cannonball through cray?