No, you want true football horror? be a Cleveland fan. *shudders*
and yes... I know your name, oh MoSH... but that's not quite the same as a title. Unless you are truly a Lady, though in that case, wouldn't you be a Dame?
I'm not really up on my royal titelage, though.
PS: DL's warned me I shouldn't bait you. Something about eating me alive?
Yes. And I'll boil you in bleach first.
Knees...you haz dem