Help!

Zoombie · Apr 7, 2008

I need a semi-crude word to describe female genitalia that arn't the old incredibly foul fall backs of c**t and p***y?

Something that would be good for teenager, 14 and up.

Should I just use c**t?

Oh, and the context is, "Or maybe they just like E.L.F <word here>..."

A bad guy is saying this while holding a gun to the female main character's head, so I can't just use some kind of non-offensive word...but I'm not sure *how* offensive I should/can go.

HELP!

JoNightshade · Apr 7, 2008

What is the word Oprah uses? Something like "va-jay-jay?" (It makes me want to punch her.)

Other than that... ummmmmmmmmm... Oh you know what? Go to www.urbandictionary.com and look it up. They got lots of stuff to choose from.

Zoombie · Apr 7, 2008

Aha! Twat!

bluntforcetrauma · Apr 7, 2008

Thingy.

Anthony Matias · Apr 7, 2008

Snatch or beaver.

I don't believe I just said that.

Eldritch · Apr 8, 2008

Fluffy sausage wallet. That's what all the bad guys call it.

LimeyDawg · Apr 8, 2008

coochie.

auntybug · Apr 8, 2008

Hmmm... I could play my Bob & Tom's "Camel Toe" & see what they came up with...

I recall...hoochie, flapper, muffin, biscuit, pooter-clevage, taco, and perhaps a bearded clam.

*blushes*

Zoombie · Apr 8, 2008

There are too many words for things...

Trish · Apr 8, 2008

I

recall...hoochie, flapper, muffin, biscuit, pooter-clevage, taco, and perhaps a bearded clam.

*blushes*

by auntybug.

I think if you used, "bearded clam", you'd get a good laugh.

Zoombie · Apr 8, 2008

Please, it's all too much!

Danalynn · Apr 8, 2008

Help!

Zoombie

Dragon of the Multiverse

JoNightshade

has finally arrived

Zoombie

Dragon of the Multiverse

bluntforcetrauma

Esquire

Anthony Matias

Eldritch

LimeyDawg

Scars are poems too

auntybug

teh other evil broad

Zoombie

Dragon of the Multiverse

Trish

Zoombie

Dragon of the Multiverse

Danalynn

NEVER give up!!!!