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roskoebaby · Mar 27, 2008

Okay. So I’m lame. I’m starting a story and you’re in it. Walk in, say or do something, whatever. Just contribute to the story. I’d say keep it clean, but, really? Is that possible?

Add on:

I looked around the room. I had no idea who any of these people were. Was that REALLY Reen? I mean, I’d only seen his picture once. And Sasha? Who would of thought?

Oh man. I’m starting to think that this Random Musings retreat was a bad idea. Shit. Who is THAT???

Sage · Mar 27, 2008

Must be Sage. She's the only one with no pic. Who would have thought she was so, well... she doesn't look much like the avi.

Hey, what the hell is that?

goatprincess · Mar 27, 2008

"It's me!" I said. "I thought it was Dress Like a Pirate Day. What????"

Just then I noticed two guys getting into some kind of heated argument over in the corner. I inched closer. This could be good.

bethany · Mar 27, 2008

One of them was Reen and one of them was a sasquatch. Who invited a sasquatch to our party? It was wearing a striped necktie and the exact same bracelets as Reen. "Damn, that's a stylish Sasquatch, it's Dope," Suz said.

But what are they arguing about?

roskoebaby · Mar 27, 2008

"I'm not sure," Bethany said, scratching at her pasted-on beard. "You should go ask."

"Great. Like I need another hairy beast in my life." But I walked over anyway. They were cussing and pushing. "Knock it off!" I yelled.

They moved apart and turned to me, looking guilty. At least Reen did. I couldn't see the Sasquatch's features behind the fur.

"Hey, Suz," Bigfoot said. "Ever been to Canada?"

"What???"

Sage · Mar 27, 2008

"Ca-na-da. You know, up north. Speaking of North, don't you recognize the old man of the thread? Stop looking at me like I'm a Yeti."

althrasher · Mar 27, 2008

Oh, Lord. What did I just get myself into? I have no car, not a lot of cash, I forgot my vodka, and the Missing Link has found his way here. Cell phone? No signal. Dammit.

"North?" Huh. I hadn't imagined Bethany's voice sounding like that. "You said you wouldn't be able to come!"

bethany · Mar 27, 2008

And then Hap jumped out of a cake and started to dance around.

"You're voice would sound weird if you were wearing a fake beard for some reason, too. So there!" said Bethany.

althrasher · Mar 27, 2008

WHAT? Oh hell no. Does she really think my beard is REAL?!?

brittanimae · Mar 27, 2008

"I can't believe Shady made me come" Hap griped, wiping frosting from her ear. "I'm going to go down to the basement. And don't touch the cake. I think there's arsenic in there. Or maybe it's just the sugar. Anyway, see if you can avoid bleeding while I'm gone please."

roskoebaby · Mar 27, 2008

Bethany! That Pirate costume is AWESOME! Love the nipple ring. What is Hap supposed to be? And how the hell did she fit in that cake? It's not even a double layer.

Alt. Thank God you're here. Someone's been looking for you.

roskoebaby · Mar 27, 2008

I let out a low whistle. "Wow, Bethany. Hot dress."
"Thanks," she said. "I borrowed it from Reen."
"It's smokin'"
"I know, right. Who would have thought purple sequins with my hair?" She laughed. "Oh, well. At least I'm not wearing THAT!" She points at North.

"HEY EVERYONE!" Chicken yelled, bouncing in the door.

brittanimae · Mar 27, 2008

Just then, there was a loud crash outside. Everyone froze, silent. Another crash.

"I think that might have been a car door" said Chicken. "There was an enormous mini-van pulling up at the same time I got here."

A piercing scream was followed by shouting.

"Oh my Canadian no-name brand toque!" groaned North. "I think it must be Britt. Did she bring her kids? This might get wilder than we thought!"

bluntforcetrauma · Mar 27, 2008

No, it wasn't Brit. It was that blasted Bluntforcetrauma and his seven kids. One quick glance at the nipple ring by BFT resulted in Mrs. BFT bashing in his skull with a lead pipe Bethany loaned her.

"That smarts a might!" I shouted above the din of my clan slipping and sliding on birthday cake.

alainn_chaser · Mar 28, 2008

Everyone realized that their food was either plastered onto the walls of the cabin or being eaten off the floor by children that someone forgot to ban from the retreat. There would have been a complete disaster involving cannibalism and arguing over the best way to cook Chicken, if it hadn't been for Alainn arriving with two bags of groceries.

'Why is there cake on the walls?' She blinked at the far too expected scene. 'I thought we were going to wait for Shady?'

goatprincess · Mar 28, 2008

Sasha drew a smiley face in the frosting that was smeared on the wall. "Why?" she asked. "Is it her birthday? If it is, we should have gotten her some chocolate cake."

"On a brighter note," Alainn said, setting down her purchases, "I did remember to bring the vodka, Alt."

brittanimae · Mar 28, 2008

"Oh, Alainn. You may have saved us" said Suz. She pulled some sippy cups down from the cabinet and began filling them with vodka.

roskoebaby · Mar 28, 2008

"Doritos!" Yeti North yelled. "Thank God. I was just about to start eating this cake. But I heard Hap poisoned it."

"Hap." Suz tsked. "Now was that nice?"

~grace~ · Mar 28, 2008

A package arrives from Grace, who was too cheap to fly out. Everyone is afraid to open it.

Hapax Legomenon · Mar 28, 2008

"Pff, Don't blame me, blame the cake shop," said Hap, "The only two choices I had were arsenic and old lace. Arsenic sounded more interesting. And why aren't I in the basement right now? I should be in the basement."

roskoebaby · Mar 28, 2008

"Tell you what, Hap," Suz said, getting out the box cutter. "Open that present from Grace and you can stay. Wait. Let me back up first."

Hands Hap the box cutter.

Hapax Legomenon · Mar 28, 2008

Hap stares at the blade for a moment.

"You should never trust me with a boxcutter. Take it away," said Hap, holding the boxcutter to Suz.

~grace~ · Mar 28, 2008

The package from Grace begins to move.

roskoebaby · Mar 28, 2008

"What the hell?" Suz grabs the box cutter from Hap and hides behind her. "Kick it!" Suz yells to the party. They all stare, still covered in cake.

"Aw, Heck," Sasha says. "I'll do it."

Hapax Legomenon · Mar 28, 2008

"But wait!" says Hap, "I want to kick it first!"

Before Sasha can get to the box, Hap kicks it against the wall.

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