PHENTERMINE

[Carrie in PA]

http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/16/16_3_158.gif (http://www.smileycentral.com/?partner=ZSzeb001_ZSYYYYYYYYUS)bahahahahahd

Dork.


:roll:

[Soccer Mom]

Poe? Quoth the Raven, "PHENTERMINE."

[Carrie in PA]

Poe? Quoth the Raven, "PHENTERMINE."

Did somebody say Poe Raven PHENTERMINE? I'm in!

[Soccer Mom]

Shakespeare: "Romeo, Romeo, Whereforeart my PHENTERMINE?"

[Soccer Mom]

Jane Austen: It is a truth universally acknowledged that a man in possession of a fortune must be in want of lots of PHENTERMINE.

[PeeDee]

Call me PHENTERMINE.

It was the best of pills, it was the worst of pills.

Frankly my dear, I don't give a PHENTERMINE (pill away, you hussy!)

[Del]

http://88.198.45.9/pic/thefreebackdrop_side.effects.jpg

[Rolling Thunder]

PHENTERMINE is behind madcow disease? Makes sense....it created insane PeeDee syndrome.

[Del]

Those two in the back don't look at all mad.

[Christine N.]

PHENTERMINE and the Urine of Fire (why does it burn when I Pee.. dee..)

[Carrie in PA]

PHENTERMINE and the Urine of Fire (why does it burn when I Pee.. dee..)

:roll: It'll do that until your man bits are fully grown. :D

[K1P1]

Alas poor PHENTERMINE.

[Christine N.]

To PHENTERMINE, or not to PHENTERMINE, that IS the question.
Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer the slings and arrows of outrageous posters in the AW forum...

[dclary]

Oh my doctor,
Oh my doctor,
Oh my doctor, phentermine
I was sick and hurt and dying
then my doc gave
phentermine

Was a writer
quite a blighter
and his partner caroline
they needing prescriptions
to help with descriptions
so they ordered phentermine

Oh my doctor,
Oh my doctor,
Oh my doctor, phentermine
I was sick and hurt and dying
then my doc gave
phentermine

Then came haggis
He tried to flag us
with his little dog canines
he was tiny
with a little hiney
so we gave him phentermine

Oh my doctor,
Oh my doctor,
Oh my doctor, phentermine
I was sick and hurt and dying
then my doc gave
phentermine

The morale learned here
Bartholomew dear
Is you really oughtn't whine
you may be on acid
just don't get flaccid
or they'll give you phentermine

Oh my doctor,
Oh my doctor,
Oh my doctor, phentermine
I was sick and hurt and dying
then my doc gave
phentermine

[Rolling Thunder]

Feeling a little down? Same old drug, day after day, losing its kick? Well, maybe its time you tried the new suppository version of PHENTERMINE.

SPHINCTERMINE!!!!

Shove a fistful of vitality up your a** today!!

[Christine N.]

PHENTERMINE, how do I love thee?
Let me count the ways

[PeeDee]

PHENTERMINE and I....we went all the way, last night.

Hooyeah. WHOOO!

[BenPanced]

Feeling a little down? Same old drug, day after day, losing its kick? Well, maybe its time you tried the new suppository version of PHENTERMINE.

SPHINCTERMINE!!!!

Shove a fistful of vitality up your a** today!!


Refrigerate before use.

[san_remo_ave]

O PHENTERMINE, where art thou?

I am a man of PHENTERMINE sorrow,
I've seen tremors all my day.
I bid farewell to Jack & Coke,
This drug's a choice I'm here to praise.
(This drug's a choice I'm here to praise)

Yeah, PHENTERMINE! No one can tell I'm tone deaf any more!

[san_remo_ave]

Yo quiero PHENTERMINE!

[Jean Marie]

Do they give this stuff in insane asylums, too?

[san_remo_ave]

Do they give this stuff in insane asylums, too?

Of course! PHENTERMINE is perfect for solving multiple personality syndrome. Since I started taking my daily dose, I'm down to only 22 unique personalities. Thanks PHENTERMINE!!

[Carrie in PA]

Do they give this stuff in insane asylums, too?

Clearly the answer to that is "yes".

They also allow internet access. :D

[san_remo_ave]

It's PHENTERMINE lickin' good!

[san_remo_ave]

A little PHENTERMINE'll do ya!

[tjwriter]

Now I just want some chicken.

:tongue

[san_remo_ave]

Now I just want some chicken.

:tongue

How fortuitious! You know PHENTERMINE tastes like chicken!

[Jean Marie]

One flew over the Phentermine nest and dropped little phentermine eggs on the crazies.

They couldn't decide what color to paint 'em...a tisket a tasket...however the rest of that goes, I cannot remember...

[Del]

...a tisket a tasket...

...a phenterminal basket...

[Jean Marie]

...a phenterminal basket...
Which is just what I want for Easter :D and a phentermine bonnet to go w/

[Del]

...and we are back to basket cases.

[Jean Marie]

...and we are back to basket cases.
Phentermine runs in a circular motion...

[Del]

Phentermine runs in a circular motion...

Yes, now that you mention it, I think Einstein wrote a theory on the phenterminal loop.

[Soccer Mom]

Phentermine=MC2

[Haggis]

Ask not, what your PHENTERMINE can do for you. Ask what you can do for your PHENTERMINE.

[san_remo_ave]

Wish that I was on some PHENTERMINE
Here in the Tennessee hills
Ain't no foggy heads on PHENTERMINE
Love them little pills

PHENTERMINE
You'll always be
The miracle drug for me
Good, ole, PHENTERMINE
PHENTERMINE miracle pills
PHENTERMINE miracle pills

yee haw!:Guitar:

[Rolling Thunder]

What will happen if you don't buy PHENTERMINE.

[Soccer Mom]

When I'm down and feeling weary
And my problems seem so tall
I simply take the little green pill
That cures all my worldy ills

With Phentermine
I can stand on mountains.
With Phentermine
I can walk on stormy seas.
With Phentermine
I can fly with eagles.
With Phentermine
I'm more than I could be.

[Jean Marie]

Phentermine road

[writerterri]

Thank you for reading The Exhaustive Phentermine Concordance.

[san_remo_ave]

Thank you for reading The Exhaustive Phentermine Concordance.

Exhaustive?? Hardly! I haven't slept in a week because of my PHENTERMINE!

[jbal]

sleep? what is this sleep you speak of?

[limitedtimeauthor]

Guys?

The next time some spammer comes on and inspires you to hilarious wit and twisted humor, would someone please LET ME KNOW??????

I cannot go back and read 542 posts tonight. By then, everyone at AW will be on to funnier and wittier new posts, and I'll once again be jogging behind, huffing and puffing as I wave my hands, yelling, "Hey! Guys! Wait up! Heyyyy!"

Just like when we were kids. :(

Now, give me a rep point, because I missed THAT one too!


ltd.

[writerterri]

Exhaustive?? Hardly! I haven't slept in a week because of my PHENTERMINE!



There's always Phenterminedown.

Warning: May cause drowsiness. For rectal use only.

Side effects may include rectal vomiting, rectal bleeding, fatal attractions, heart attack and insomnia.

Use as directed. Stick it up your...

[Del]

There's always Phenterminedown.

Warning: May cause drowsiness. For rectal use only.



Oh, I see. If you put it in the other end it works opposite. Clever!

[jbal]

Yeah, plus if you cut PHENTERMINE in half, it will turn into two PHENTERMINE with half the dosage.

[louisgodwin]

Rush Limbaugh just asked me if I'd smuggle his PHENTERMINE for him.

I don't know, should I?

[jbal]

He tips big if you let him lick your fingers. Or wherever you were holding the PHENTERMINE

[louisgodwin]

Uh-oh! I wonder if that's why he told me I should "crotch" my stash.

[jbal]

Hey, if you throw it up against the wall enough, eventually it will stick.

[kristie911]

Uh-oh! I wonder if that's why he told me I should "crotch" my stash.

ACK! That is just so wrong. You have something seriously wrong with you!

Take two PHENTERMINE and you'll be fine!

[limitedtimeauthor]

Whoa-ho! Something else they didn't tell you on the label: PHENTERMINE makes you mean! :tongue

I got my pity points, guys. Yeah, thanks. <you see those italics? that's sarcasm. sarcasm dripping so much, you can't even BELIEVE IT! I mean, we're talking like, like the COOL kids do sarcasm. Like they do when you can't think of anything cool to say back to them until two days later. THAT kind of sarcasm. From me. Not from you. No, 'cause you're, uh, you're...poopy! That's right. I said it.>

Well, I guess now I should be glad I never got in with this crowd. My momma was right about you all. Drug pushers!

I didn't want to read all the funny jokes anyway. I am going to read PeeDee's stuff. It's serious ART.

Go ahead. Say your sarcastic sarcasms after I leave. Lalalalalalla...I'm not listening....llalallalalalalalalalalalalala.

ltd.

Future pity points will be graciously accepted, regardless of the impure hearts of the repper, because I'm JUST THAT KIND OF PERSON. No, I mean Nice! That kind of person. Not the kind of person you were sarcastically thinking of. Super-duper nice. And there's nothing WRONG with that.

There isn't!

[WildScribe]

Who let ltd out again?

And PeeDee SUFFERS for his ART! Just ask anyone at the local Starbucks!

[limitedtimeauthor]

See? They're all gone now.

Just like the prom. When they told me it was at the Holiday Inn, but it was at the Marriott.

They're off posting in some other thread now.


What's this? <pokes at line of green powder on the coffee table>

I do so want to be cool like them...

They'll accept me if I do this PHENTERMINE stuff...<tastes powdery substance on her finger>

Not so bad...

<WREEE-OOOOH, WREEE-OOOOH>

Sirens! Ohmigosh!

"Sorry little lady. We're gonna have to bust you for illegal possession of PHENTERMINE with intent to sell."

"What? Nooo! I wasn't going to sell any of it."

"Harumph. Yeah right. All this PHENT around here, and you were just gonna do it all yerself? Sure. Take 'er away boys!"

"WriterTerri! Dela-ware, -rare, -lare... Whatever your name is! Tell them! Tell them I'm a loser and I don't even know what this stuff is! Tell them it was some spammer that was pushing it! We didn't know! We..."

"Gag her."
"You got it, cap'n."


<Cap'n turns to face webcam>

KIDS, IF YOU MESS AROUND WITH PEOPLE WHO DO PHENTERMINE, YOU'LL BE WATCHING YOUR BACK FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE.

IN PRISON!



ltd.

Okay, so I totally ripped off Carrie and PeeDee. But I swear I didn't know where this was going when I started it. I just started it, and like, my characters, they kinda just "took over" and they told me what to write. I SWEAR!

They did too!

You just don't get me!

I AM NOT a cheater!

hmpf.



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ltd.

[WildScribe]

They had a gun to your head, ltd? ;)

[limitedtimeauthor]

They did?????

I was so jacked up on that little bit of PHENTERMINE, I didn't even see a gun!

Whoa.

:D

[WildScribe]

Tricky characters, holding you hostage and making you write...

[limitedtimeauthor]

Yeah, you know... I don't think I like where I'm going with these characters. I think I need to write something more true to my nature, something that hits home, something real.

Do you think they're hiring writers for that Purple Dinosaur show? Or is that over with?

<goes off to query somebody>

[WildScribe]

<g> Again: so glad I don't own a TV... I might never know if the purple dinosaur still lives. Otherwise he might drive me to use phentermine or something!

[limitedtimeauthor]

Oh, it's still on.

Which reminds me.

I am going to have a chipper little munchkin up and rarin' to go tomorrow morning.

I better quit playin'.

BYE PHENTERMINE THREAD! See you tomorrow! G'night WildScribe!

"I love you, you love me, we're a happy family..."

ltd.

[WildScribe]

*smack* G'night... 'course you wouldn't HAVE to sleep anymore if you just took PHENTERMINE! I'm so tired...

[Foinah]

Testimonials :
"I'm not a real doctor, but I play one on infommercials. I have to say that PHENTERMINE has changed my life! It is the "Go To" pill of the 21st century!"
- Wally Bob Johnson

Researchers at the John Thomas Institute recently issued this statement regarding their new wonder pill, PHENTERMINE :

Now you can have the benefit of PHENTERMINE in your life. Originally developed by scientists at the Department of Defense, PHENTERMINE is now available to the public, world wide! THAT MEANS YOU!

Troubled by voices in your head? PHENTERMINE can quiet those pesky wavelengths right down! Throw away that foil lined hat and join the millions worldwide who have tried our product!
Want voices in your head? PHENTERMINE can help! Fill your head with friends who will never abandon you.

Too fat, too skinny, need breasts, want to get rid of your breasts? Want to be taller? Want to be shorter? Try PHENTERMINE...the miracle drug!

Lonely? Bored? Low IQ? PHENTERMINE is for you!

Want to be a super hero? Try PHENTERMINE!!!

Men...let your pants do the talking and make the ladies swoon with PHENTERMINE swelled enhancement!
Ladies...who needs a man when you can be both with PHENTERMINE!!!

PHENTERMINE is a complex formula of chemicals found in your own back yard (if you live anywhere near a chemical waste dump, a nuclear reactor, a sewage treatment plant, high tension power lines, strip mining pits, waste transfer stations, bio-hazard waste treatment facilities, Walmart, an animal shelter or Rancho Cucamonga), specially formulated to circumnavigate your DNA and neural pathways to achieve a better you! And thanks to our volunteer test subjects in the Federal Penal System, it is available now and without a prescription.

"I used to be mean and people didn't like me...thanks to PHENTERMINE I'm the most popular cock on the walk in cell block D! Thank you PHENTERMINE!" - Inmate 55378008

PHENTERMINE, the pill that makes vegetarians eat meat and vice versa.
What are you waiting for? CALL NOW!!!!!
***These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, but if they were, they would endorse this product!
~side effects may include and are not limited to: hair loss, scrotal swelling, scrotal shrinkage, oily discharge, insomnia, euphoria, flatulence, bestiality, neurosis, plagarism, grand theft auto, religious rapture, spamming, alapacia, incontinence, anal warts, bankruptcy, halitosis, gum disease, and flights of fancy. But you won't care! You'll be on PHENTERMINE!

[writerterri]

Oh, my.


Phentermine Anonymous.

Coming soon.

[Christine N.]

LimitedTime, PHENTERMINE cures all forms of sarcasm.

[aadams73]

Why would we need PHENTERMINE Anonymous if we're ALL taking it??
Why?
Why???
Urk!

*goes back to chewing the baseboards*

[san_remo_ave]

Phentermine Anonymous.

Coming soon.

Yes, with the PHENTERMINE 12-Pill Program. With each pill you reach a new circle of hell --I've just started and so far I'm stuck in limbo :D

[san_remo_ave]

LimitedTime, PHENTERMINE cures all forms of sarcasm.

Say it ain't so! Why, I love sarcasm. PHENTERMINE, how can you betray me this way.... :cry:

[limitedtimeauthor]

PHENTERMINE cures all drug addictions. PHENTERMINE even cures PHENTERMINE addictions!

ltd.

[Del]

It is so wonderful. Phentermine has helped me kick my phentermine addiction. Now I can take phentermine again with out fear, because it is only a habit now.

Phentermine - the all in one, do all, for everyone, everywhere, all the time, no exceptions pill. Get some TODAY.

The preceding comments and views do not reflect the opinions of this hosting service. They make us put this in here but we all really like phentermine too.

[Christine N.]

People are strange,
when they're on PHENTERMINE
Faces are ugly
when they come down...

[Foinah]

PHENTERMINE will let you see God or a reasonable facsimile thereof.

You got your Phentermine in my peanut butter!
You got your peanut butter in my Phentermine!
Hey, two great tastes that go great together!

[PeeDee]

Hi, guys!

Oh, bitchcakes! We haven't met before, have we! Golly! I'm Phen T. Ermine, the official mascot of this hot drug you're talking about, PHENTERMINE! What a great pill isn't it!

Even though I'm an anthromorphic blue pill with cartoon eyes, arms, and legs, I'm sure you can't help but notice MY STIFFY! WOW! I mean, without PHENTERMINE, I would be a sexless pill, instead of an oversexed pill!

Oh bitchcakes, if only you guys took more PHENTERMINE. It makes it so easy to smack them biyotches up! Oh bitchcakes! Golly! I HAVEN'T SLEPT IN FIFTEEN DAYS!

And, no messy railroad tracks! Ha! Ha! Wheeeeee!

I gotta go, guys!

[PeeDee]

Hi, guys! Phen here again! Oh bitchcakes, you don't remember me??? It's your pal, Phen T. Ermine!

I thought I'd share some super holiday photos with you! THey had to edit our the AMAZING PHENTERMINE INDUCED ADVANTAGE because it made the picture too long! Ha! Ha!

http://www.acclaimimages.com/_gallery/_SM/0093-0604-1214-0608_SM.jpg

http://www.acclaimimages.com/_gallery/_SM/0093-0604-1214-0514_SM.jpg

GOlly! I gotta go! Later, buddiez!

[Dawno]

572 posts and this thread still doesn't come up after 10 pages of searching on Google. I'm disappointed.

[PeeDee]

572 posts and this thread still doesn't come up after 10 pages of searching on Google. I'm disappointed.

I'm PHENTERMINE trying as PHENTERMINE hard as I PHENTERMINE can, Dawno! But it's PHENTERMINE hard to PHENTERMINE get up those PHENTERMINE google pages!!! Oh PHENTERMINE!

[Foinah]

DARN IT! I buckled and googled this drug, just for a bit of a laugh....

This is the real info! The truth is just as amusing as our impromptu infomercials....

DRUG INTERACTIONS: Phentermine should not be taken by patients with glaucoma, hyperthyroidism, or a history of drug abuse or psychotic illnesses. Phentermine is not recommended in patients with high blood pressure that is not well controlled. Patients on phentermine should have their blood pressure closely followed. Insulin requirements may change in patients on phentermine; alcohol can cause a drug interaction. Abrupt stoppage of the drug can cause withdrawal with fatigue and depression. Phentermine is potentially addicting. Phentermine is not recommended for patients with symptomatic heart disease including rhythm problems.

SIDE EFFECTS: Side effects include diarrhea, dry mouth, constipation, an unpleasant taste, hives, impotence, palpitations, high blood pressure, and fast heart rates. Central nervous system side effects include overstimulation, insomnia, restlessness, tremor, and dizziness.

I still think it's the miracle drug that we have all been waiting for...so many different uses, so little time!!!!!!!

[Christine N.]

Oh man, we need to sell this stuff to SNL. They could do a great fake commercial with this material.

[PeeDee]

Oh man, we need to sell this stuff to SNL. They could do a great fake commercial with this material.

Sell this stuff to SNL about fifteen years ago, when they were funny. :) These days, they can come to me.

[MattW]

PHENTERMINE makes me both pop AND lock!

http://www.e2groove.com/files/rerun_dance.gif

[san_remo_ave]

Hey!

Who took my PHENTERMINE??? Dangit!

[san_remo_ave]

Oops.

There it was. Had it in my hand the whole time.

Whew.

Don't know what I'd have done without my PHENTERMINE.

[san_remo_ave]

(swallows pills)

*ahem*

PHENTERMINE keeps messing with my head...
And just like the gal whose feet
are too big for her bed, nothing seems to fit.
Those PHENTERMINE are
messin with my head, they keep messing...

So I just did some talking to myself.
And I said "self I didn't like the way
she got things done... sleeping on the job..."
Those PHENTERMINE are
messing with my head, they keep messing...

But there's one thing I know:
The blues they send to meet me won't defeat me.
It won't be long till PHENERMINE gets me up to greet me

PHENTERMINE keeps messing with my head
but that doesn't mean my eyes will
soon be turning red.
Crying's not for me cause
I'm never gonna stop the pills .
Because I'm free. Nothing's worrying me.

[san_remo_ave]

http://photos1.blogger.com/x/blogger/5767/1247/320/91132/print2.jpg

[Carrie in PA]

http://photos1.blogger.com/x/blogger/5767/1247/320/91132/print2.jpg

:roll: :roll: :roll:

[Rolling Thunder]

Pete does make a colorful character for Phenter Phenter land.

[PeeDee]

That picture worries me no end. I'm staring at it and being worried (to no end). How troubling (without end).

Also worrying is how often I actually say "Oh! The cleverness of me!" in my day to day life.

*goes off, worried. To no end*

[san_remo_ave]

That picture worries me no end. I'm staring at it and being worried (to no end). How troubling (without end).

Also worrying is how often I actually say "Oh! The cleverness of me!" in my day to day life.

*goes off, worried. To no end*

Awww. Take some PHENTERMINE and you'll be feeling better in no time. Dr. Hook has been quoted as saying, "PHENTERMINE has been clinically proven to take the "lost" and tinker right out of you!"

[Del]

Has anyone seen Phenterbell?

:e2fairy:

[Christine N.]

"We're following the PHENTERMINE
The PHENTERMINE, the PHENTERMINE,

We're following the PHENTERMINE
Wherever it may go."

[MattW]

I've been suffering with asthma my whole life. Shortness of breath, wheezing, gasping for air. Last night was particualrly tough until my wife suggested PHENTERMINE.

One pill and I've finally been able to breathe easy, hiking and running like I always wanted. I even climbed Mt Everest before breakfast.

Oh, and now I have gills too.

Thanks PHENTERMINE!

[san_remo_ave]

Hello? Anyone there?


(steps into darkened thread and looks curiously around)



Did the PHENTERMINE finally do everyone in, or was is somthing I said??:e2shrug:

[veinglory]

Is that your phent, er mine?

[Soccer Mom]

Sorry. Sleeping off a PHENTERMINE bender. I'll bet the others are doing the same thing.

[limitedtimeauthor]

We only come out at night.

ltd.

[kdnxdr]

Is it true that Phentermine is a secret ingrediant that they put in coke?

[veinglory]

Or the other way around?

[aadams73]

*burp* Gimme...

[san_remo_ave]

Thanks to PHENTERMINE, we appeared to survive the apocalyptic update! Isn't PHENTERMINE the best?

Oh, and thanks to ChunkyC too! I heard someone slipped a "phenty" in his coffee this morning, just to make sure.... ;)

[Christine N.]

It's all because of PHENTERMINE...wait, what's that extra thing on the bottom of the messages? Is that... the PHENTERMINE button?

[MattW]

It's all because of PHENTERMINE...wait, what's that extra thing on the bottom of the messages? Is that... the PHENTERMINE button?
I clicked it a hundred times and...nothing.

Button turned red and blue and red and blue and red and blue and red and blue and red and blue and red and blue and red and blue and chartreuse and red and blue and zebra and red and blue and plaid and red and blue.

Felt a little like PHENTERMINE, but without the x-ray vision or bugs under my skin.

[Lyra Jean]

Phentermine. Excellent. *air guitar*
Bill & Ted

[TsukiRyoko]

I believe this is a largest case of thread hi jacking I've ever seen :D.

[Del]

I believe this is a largest case of thread hi jacking I've ever seen :D.

It was an organized conspiracy. Dozens of people and hundreds of hours dedicated to...

...to...

...PENTERMINE!

[Jenan Mac]

PENTERMINE? Are you pushing some cheap generic ripoff, Delarege? The shame, oh, the shame!
Guards, take this person away. Let the Aztec gods deal with such effrontery!

[Christine N.]

PHENTERMINE, my PHENTERMINE
Oh how I love my PHENTERMINE

I love you in the morning, when the sun is shining bright
I love you in the evening, beneath the moon's silver light

PHENTERMINE, my PHENTERMINE
Oh how I love my PHENTERMINE

[C.bronco]

PHENTERMINE and Red Bull... wow! You've gotta try it, but don't operate heavy machinery afterwards.

[Soccer Mom]

PHENTERMINE and Red Bull... wow! You've gotta try it, but don't operate heavy machinery afterwards.

So who gets to drive the PHENTERMINE car? Ricky Rudd or Terry Labonte? Maybe Bill Elliot?

[aadams73]

"I don't need no stinkin' rehab...I've got PHENTERMINE!"

--Lindsay Lowlife Lohan

[Del]

PENTERMINE? Are you pushing some cheap generic ripoff, Delarege? The shame, oh, the shame!
Guards, take this person away. Let the Aztec gods deal with such effrontery!

Phentermine prevents typos.

[Jenan Mac]

Yeah, yeah, excuses, excuses. I know you were just trying to make a fast buck. Which is really silly of you, since we all know writers get million-dollar advances thrown at them like cheap Mardi Gras beads.

[Del]

Yeah, yeah, excuses, excuses. I know you were just trying to make a fast buck. Which is really silly of you, since we all know writers get million-dollar advances thrown at them like cheap Mardi Gras beads.

You're right. I confess. Pentermine is a derivative of phentermine developed in the labs at Penthouse Magazine. It is designed to turn all women into Pets and all men into studs.

I feel so shallow. I'm sending it all back.

There it goes...

[Jenan Mac]

I see that bottle you're hiding behind your back.

[Del]

You can call me Del or you can call me Stud. ;) Just call me.

[san_remo_ave]

PHENTERMINE and Red Bull... wow! You've gotta try it, but don't operate heavy machinery afterwards.

PHENTERMINE and Red Bull give you PHhhhings!!!

[Foinah]

PHENTERMINE and Red Bull give you PHhhhings!!!

Oh dear! Is it like Zima? Zima Zucks...
(Holds up her hand and giggles like a geisha...)

Don't blame me! The phentermine made me do it.
(And I'd do it again if it weren't for those meddling kids)

[MacAllister]

You mean this Phentermine thread?

[Marilyn Braun]

Phentermine + EVOO + Simmer for 30 minutes = YumO

- Rachael Ray (From my new book: The Secret to why I'm so annoyingly perky)

[Christine N.]

You know it took me MONTHS to figure out what the HELL EVOO was?

Months. Yeah, I'm an idiot.

She is a little over the top, eh?

[C.bronco]

So who gets to drive the PHENTERMINE car? Ricky Rudd or Terry Labonte? Maybe Bill Elliot?
Brian Vickers, no wait, we'd want other drivers to be on the team too. Maybe Mark Martin could fit in a few races for PHENTERMINE.

[Christine N.]

EVOO, since someone asked, is Extra Virgin Olive Oil.

[san_remo_ave]

Oh. My. Goodness.

Someone reserrected this madness? And it was Mac???!!!

Well, if you insist.... :D

PHENTERMINE PHENTERMINE PHENTERMINE PHENTERMINE PHENTERMINE PHENTERMINE PHENTERMINE PHENTERMINE PHENTERMINE PHENTERMINE PHENTERMINE PHENTERMINE PHENTERMINE PHENTERMINE PHENTERMINE PHENTERMINE PHENTERMINE PHENTERMINE PHENTERMINE PHENTERMINE PHENTERMINE PHENTERMINE PHENTERMINE PHENTERMINE PHENTERMINE PHENTERMINE PHENTERMINE PHENTERMINE PHENTERMINE PHENTERMINE PHENTERMINE PHENTERMINE PHENTERMINE PHENTERMINE PHENTERMINE

[MattW]

What did I have for lunch today?

PBJ - PHENTERMINE, Broken glass, and Jelly.

[Christine N.]

Remember...
All threads are the PHENTERMINE thread.

[Marilyn Braun]

You know it took me MONTHS to figure out what the HELL EVOO was?

Months. Yeah, I'm an idiot.

She is a little over the top, eh?

Yes, but I have gotten some really good recipes from her show:

PHENTERMINE Lasagna
PHENTERMINE Casserole
PHENTERMINE Soup

I think it's becoming a trend. Today Martha Stewart did a segment called Baking with PHENTERMINE:

PHENTERMINE Brownies. It's a good thing.

[MattW]

You can use PHENTERMINE to de-ice your sidewalk or car locks too.*



* Not for outdoor use. Corrosive - do not place on concrete, asphault or metal. Not for use near pets or children. Take with water. Do not taunt PHENTERMINE. Not for indoor use.

[Christine N.]

I liked the Fraken-PHENTERMINE's she did today.

[Foinah]

In the mornings I always order a Venti triple phentermine skinny extra hot two shot phentermine with whip, just to get my day started.
Can you post that phentermine brownie recipe? There's a bake sale at my husband's work coming up and I think they would make a great item!
Boost sales...

(Thanks Mac! I've missed my fix ;) )

[Christine N.]

PA's threatening to sue me... I need some PHENTERMINE.

[san_remo_ave]

You can use PHENTERMINE to de-ice your sidewalk or car locks too.*



* Not for outdoor use. Corrosive - do not place on concrete, asphault or metal. Not for use near pets or children. Take with water. Do not taunt PHENTERMINE. Not for indoor use.


Wow, Matt! I did not know that. I did, however, have success cleaning my drain and it works great as a topical treatment for itchy skin! Thanks PHENTERMINE!

[san_remo_ave]

OK. Who's got some?

I just figured out that half of my current WIP is backstory so I'm all depressed and mopey and ticked off. Need some PHENTERMINE happy pills, please!!

[pink lily]

PA's threatening to sue me... I need some PHENTERMINE.

PHENTERMINE
Didn't help Christine
When Publish America
Got real mean
Hellbent and keen
Causing a scene
Oh, poor Christine
Damn PHENTERMINE!

[Marilyn Braun]

Can you post that phentermine brownie recipe? There's a bake sale at my husband's work coming up and I think they would make a great item!
Boost sales...



Let's see if I remember correctly:

2 lbs of Phentermine
Simmer on low for 2 hours.
Melt chocolate and add flour reaaaallllllly reaaalllly reaalllly slowly (no, you're doing it too fast - bad Martha!)

Then watching her mixer on high made me dizzy and things started to get blurry.

The last ingredient I heard was...uhh..something about....motor oil.

:e2thud:

[C.bronco]

PHENTERMINE
Didn't help Christine
When Publish America
Got real mean
Hellbent and keen
Causing a scene
Oh, poor Christine
Damn PHENTERMINE!

I just had a GREAT idea for an anthology:
PHENTERMINE for the Teenage Soul!

Who's in?

[MajorDrums]

Look at this PHENTERMINE ripoff: PHENTRAZINE. Did any of you receive this spam (real email addressed to me)?




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[san_remo_ave]

Look at this PHENTERMINE ripoff: PHENTRAZINE. Did any of you receive this spam (real email addressed to me)?


I am shocked, shocked that anyone would try to knockoff the bestest, most helpful lil pills in the world! I'm all aquiver in my outrage... oh, wait... that's the shakes again, dangit... off to take my PHENTERMINE.

(Do not be deceived by imitations! There is only one, true PHENTERMINE)

[Lyra Jean]

PHENTERMINE FOREVER!

accept no substitutes.

[MajorDrums]

PHENTERMINE PHOREVER!

accept no substitutes.


There, that's better.:tongue

[C.bronco]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Phentermine

Sadly, Wikipedia does not include the other many uses for PHENTERMINE. Perhaps the disticntion is between Phentermine, the weight loss drug, and PHENTERMINE, the miracle panacea we now enjoy. Yes, the significance is in the caps.

[Soccer Mom]

Caps make all the difference.

[Del]

Caps
http://88.198.45.22/pic/t/thefreebackdrop/caps.jpg

[Christine N.]

I got the Phentrazine spam today. I feel so special.

[Soccer Mom]

::sobs:: I'm so jealous. After all I've done for them, why won't they spam me? Why? WHY?

[Del]

::sobs:: I'm so jealous. After all I've done for them, why won't they spam me? Why? WHY?

You would never fit in the can.

[Foinah]

I had a neighbor ask me about my PHENTERMINE!!! bumper sticker today. I just smiled coyly and asked why she hadn't accepted PHENTERMINE into her life already?
She already thinks I'm nuts...this is just an added bonus :hooray:

[PeeDee]

"Yeah, I --ing take PHENTERMINE, so --ing what? It doesn't do anything."

-- Keith Richards.

[suzymccoy]

Aarrrgggg! I am stuck in the research for my novel! Ran out of PHENTERMINE! Does anyone have any to share??? I know I have not been around for a few days, but had to write! Write! Write!:cry:

[PeeDee]

:roll: You want us :roll: to GIVE YOU :roll: PHENTERMINE? :roll: :roll:

Pay up.

:D

[suzymccoy]

Well Hey! It was worth a shot! After all, I never even heard of PHENTERMINE before AW! :ROFL:

[PeeDee]

Now you're just being silly. You must live in Carlin, NV, and be drinking the arsenic water. ;)

[C.bronco]

Well Hey! It was worth a shot! After all, I never even heard of PHENTERMINE before AW! :ROFL:
Oh, the humanity!

[PeeDee]

Weirdest thing just happened.

Some yuppie was running down the street outside my house shouting "PEOPLE! Phentermine is made out of PEOPLE!"

And then he died.

Weird, huh?

Anyway, what were we talking about? Ohyeah, PHENTERMINE!

[suzymccoy]

Must be heat stroke! Closer to Death Valley than Carlin. :D That's ok, I understand. No one wants to share. Carlin! Way to cold there for this desert dweller. :roll:

[TrainofThought]

http://i106.photobucket.com/albums/m270/Train_of_Thought/Miscellaneous/images.jpg

[Del]

http://88.198.45.22/pic/t/thefreebackdrop/lovephen.jpg

[san_remo_ave]

Oh, no! I think I've been hit... by the PHENTERMINE cupid!

:heart:

[PeeDee]

That's not the PHENTERMINE cupid....that's the realization of how much money you're saving by using PHENTERMINE instead of the Leading Competitor Brand*!! :D











* crack cocaine

[Del]

Or it could just be that burrito you had for lunch.

[PeeDee]

Which you'll have no trouble disgesting, since PHENTERMINE keeps you as regular and pressurized as Ol' Faithful!

http://www.dreamboatrecords.co.uk/images/acpc-old-faithful.jpg

[Foinah]

Which you'll have no trouble disgesting, since PHENTERMINE keeps you as regular and pressurized as Ol' Faithful!

http://www.dreamboatrecords.co.uk/images/acpc-old-faithful.jpg

PHENTERMINE can help you out with that ;)

[Del]

Phentermine cookout.

"They'll be ready in a minute."

http://88.198.45.22/pic/t/thefreebackdrop/cookout.jpg

[Old Hack]

Oh, my. We just got back home from a day at the hospital, discussing surgery which my 11-year-old son needs to his foot which will keep him tied up for the best part of a year, and saw that photo. It's given us such a laugh, thank you so much for that!

[giftedrhonda]

holy crap, this thread is still going? Must be because of the near-nuclear levels of PHENTERMINE on here!!

[Christine N.]

PHENTERMINE.

Must. Have. More. PHENTERMINE.

[BenPanced]

PHENTERMINE. It's what's for dinner. And breakfast. And lunch. And brunch. And that period just after lunch but just before you're due to go home and you need something small to nibble on. And just before you go to bed. And just after you wake up. And when you're in the shower. And when you're about to do the laundry and you get a phone call from your mother. And just after that phone call from "Mom". And WHY ISN'T ANYBODY DOING ANYTHING ABOUT THESE SPIDERS?!:scared:

[JerseyGirl1962]

OMG, what a great, hilarious thread! :roll: I was laughing so much, I still have tears in my eyes.

Kudos to PeeDee and Rhonda and Carrie in PA

AND...


PHENTERMINE!!!!

~Nancy

[CatSlave]

http://i63.photobucket.com/albums/h134/clockwork9/42-15537142.jpg

Guy in the hat:
No, PeeDee, I swear I didn't take your PHENTERMINE.
Maybe the siamese twins sitting next to me did.

[BenPanced]

http://i63.photobucket.com/albums/h134/clockwork9/42-15537142.jpg

Guy in the hat:
Ah, you don't know PHENTERMINE from bupkis.

[Soccer Mom]

Good heavens. I left this thread weeks ago. And now I find a whole new group of addicts. I'm gonna have to talk to Pee Dee about this. Y'all know PHENTERMINE is a gateway drug, right?

[giftedrhonda]

LOLOLOLOLOLOL @ gateway drug...

[Del]

Y'all know PHENTERMINE is a gateway drug, right?

Does that mean you can use it whether you are coming or going?

[Akuma]

Captain, I'm detecting large amounts of PHENTERMINE in this sector.

http://www.fenice.info/i/spock.jpg

[DamaNegra]

kjasdñkf jasdnckla dsda ndasldi qlka ddnfa dls PHENTERMINE.

[Carrie in PA]

Good heavens. I left this thread weeks ago. And now I find a whole new group of addicts. I'm gonna have to talk to Pee Dee about this. Y'all know PHENTERMINE is a gateway drug, right?


Yeah, gateway to ALL THAT IS PERFECT AND WONDERFUL IN LIFE!

[CBeasy]

If I take enough PHENTERMINE today, I won't remember the next two days! It'll be like it's instantly Friday! Thanks PHENTERMINE!

[Del]

"Bubba luvs fendermean!"

http://88.198.45.22/pic/t/thefreebackdrop/bubba.jpg

[Pagey's_Girl]

http://i33.photobucket.com/albums/d81/ladymadrigal/PoWtourchoke.jpg
What have you done with the PHENTERMINE!?

http://i33.photobucket.com/albums/d81/ladymadrigal/pp200.jpg
Who needs the Stairway to Heaven when we have PHENTERMINE!

[PeeDee]

PHENTERMAN is coming! PHENTERMAN is coming! April 1st! What does the PHENTERMAN bring all good boys and girls? That's right! PHENTERMINE!

I'm excited. Who else will hang their underpants by the fireplace with care?

[Carrie in PA]

Won't it fall out the legholes?

[Pagey's_Girl]

You have to use pantyhose....

[PeeDee]

I thought those were what EVERYONE had in the house.

[Akuma]

Did somebody say PHENTERMINE?

[Rolling Thunder]

Where are all the PHENTERMINORS?

[san_remo_ave]

:Guitar:

PHENTERMINE like a bell thru the night
And wouldnt you love to have some
Takes you to the sky like a bird in flight
And who is gonna share some

All your life you've never seen a dosage
Taken by the wind
Would you try it if we promised you heaven
Would you like to try some

[san_remo_ave]

Where are all the PHENTERMINORS?


We'll be BAHCK!

[BenPanced]

PHENTERMAN is coming! PHENTERMAN is coming! April 1st! What does the PHENTERMAN bring all good boys and girls? That's right! PHENTERMINE!

I'm excited. Who else will hang their underpants by the fireplace with care?
Yay! And then we'll decorate the PHENTERTREE and sing PHENTERCAROLS and watch Rudolph the PHENTER-nosed Reindeer and Frosty the PHENTERman and A Charlie Brown PHENTERMINE :snoopy:and How the Grinch Stole PHENTERMINE on TV!:partyguy:

[PeeDee]

How the Grinch Stole PHENTERMINE is a bad, bad movie about the government wanting to take away your PHENTERMINE. How can you miss the metaphor? It's indoctrinating you!

Watch PHENTERMINE on 34th St. or It's a Wonderful PHENTERMINE.

[BardSkye]

:Shrug: I can't think of anything funny to say. I must be low on PHENTERMINE.

Or maybe I'm low on REP POINTS.

I consider the two interchangeable.

[Carrie in PA]

I like St. Elmo's PHENTERMINE and the PHENTERMINE Club. I'm all about the Brat Packers. :D

[san_remo_ave]

I like St. Elmo's PHENTERMINE and the PHENTERMINE Club. I'm all about the Brat Packers. :D

And let us not forget Pretty in PHENTERMINE and PHENTERMINE Candles. That Molly Ringwald was da bomb....

[BenPanced]

And let us not forget Pretty in PHENTERMINE and PHENTERMINE Candles. That Molly Ringwald was da bomb....
I'm up on PHENTERMINE Bueller's Day Off. That was totally da shizznit.

[Pagey's_Girl]

The PHENTERMINE Bride - "have fun storming the PHENTERMINE castle!"

[PeeDee]

I could'a taken PHENTERMINE! I could'a BEEN somebody!

[Alan Yee]

Thanks to PHENTERMINE, Fireman Fred and Policeman Payton feel like they have "more control over their emotions and innermost desires." And they're such a cute couple! (no pictures yet)

[Rolling Thunder]

I could'a taken PHENTERMINE! I could'a BEEN somebody!

I'm afraid even PHENTERMINE wouldn't have been any help, Pete. :D

[BardSkye]

Even without the PHENTERMINE Pete could'a bin a contender. He does have stretchy pants.

[PeeDee]

Since the mods are LAME and deleted the genius of SkimpyMooMoo, that handsome devil, I present his artwork here, for you all:

PHENTERMINE PHENTERMINE PHENTERMINE!

Emma could not feel a doubt of having given Harriet's fancy a proper d "Dirty, sir! Look at my shoes. Not a speck on them." "Why, pretty well; but not quite well. Poor Perry is bilious, and he h To Mr. John Knightley was she PHENTERMINE for her first idea on the subje
This was the occurrence:--The Coles had been settled some years in Hig "How much his business engrosses him already is very plain from the ci "Never mind, Harriet, I shall not be a poor old maid; and it is povert
Time, she knew, must be allowed for this being thoroughly PHENTERMINE; and sh Mr. Knightley looked as if he were more gratified than he cared to exp The Picture, elegantly framed, came safely to hand soon after Mr. Elto Mr. Elton looked as if he did not very well know what answer to make;
HOT ALERT.
: PLMA
Current: $0.02
5 Day PHENTERMINE price: $0.1
Expected: Steadily climb for the top!!
We see this as a huge profit taking a deal!!!
PLMA have released very hot news. Check this out, p. and call to your brocker right now!!
YES, PHETNERMINE does your bank to make your arouse is to moisten!!! Why is your manhood so small buy something maker it smarter!!! PHENTERMINE! Is the bestest ofr things such as making bigger things smarter than Harry POTTER HOT DEALS and GREAT SEX hwo is to know what this is time for the last deal!!! Please vaerify your account information it is incorrect go go this link it will Hi, folks, this sure is a strange post, I have no idea where it all came from, ah well, carrying on, happy April Fool's Day PHENTERMINE!!!
HOT HOT HOT Russian BABES want you to expenditure now into their bank accounts!!!PARIS HILTON IN ELEPHANT MAN videos!!! What is this day which is the day of the daying for you??? Do you not want PHENTERMINE make you bigger harder to walk!? WHAT IF women didn’t love you excepyt yourt mom and she loves everybody!!! For cheap!!!
OH NO, DON HO nurse I spy gypsies run senile feline now I see bees I won!!! P0rrn for you to share wtf lol??? Writing is for pansies but PHENTEMRINE is for truckers in jail!!! Do not delay this offer will broker tonight this morning if you don't Greaet Story Search Poopy Pants what is this Headache pain pill? Small yellow is different to make the time passer?//
Large sex is best for timeing to make why do the PHENTERMINE pants fill to such big size you dog!!!! My time for you to make happy is finished if for PHENTERMINE you can make time longer!!!

Please You SEE!!! PHENTERMINE!!!

[Carrie in PA]

And coincidentally, I saved StickyBunBun's poetic genius as well:

phentermine Have with me A loud and caustic whisPer
lovely and smelling of something that is Partly able
to applY And lo the Phentermine Rides horses back
feverishly Into the distorted and Lovely sunset!!
treasures that Fly in the face Of naturally spastic
cOnvention wiLl be pasSionately forsaken woulD you not
vehemently disAgree!! most would saY!!

As chihuahuas run freely due to PHENTERMINE which also
cause loss of appetite and larger manhood! give with
me your bank account for dear mister rasheed who died
in foreign country and would like to send you US 2$
for services in phentermine and helping with most
esteemed envelope licker. poor mister rashid die in
big boom and all him money now is in phentermine stock
which i liquidated with your bank account and you keep
9 per cent.

dip for chips and taxes are ruled by colored pencils!
hangman would be awesome game for playstation 3.
collect with me expensive harry potter phentermine and
we shall rule the world with our cat litter!!!!! stand
strong against fabric softener and diluted cranberry
juice with blue rubbermaid bin. happy april fools day
for anyone who is actually reading this!! and boxes of
packing peanuts will give quarters their due! for nigh
is the time for phentermine to rule the earth with
soccer cleats and grass.

punching swiftly smoking cameras schedule with zebra
debauchery. sleeping worms on velvety phentermine lie
watching deal or no deal. burning cds for knowing
publish america is a putrid pile of steaming poo.
sincerely i have wish you enjoy reading this!

[Foinah]

Hee hee!!! That's the sugar I needed!

My heroes have always been cowboys...that used PHENTERMINE!!!

By the way, I hung a giant pair of my old preggers panties on the fireplace last night, greatly anticipating the bounty of jittery goodness that is PHENTERMINE!

It Phentermas in April. Rather like a Festivus for the Rest of Us...

The feats of weakness, airing of addictions to the relatives, a holiday meal of Screaming Yellow Zonkers and chili dogs, and a pair of panties hung from the chimney with care - decorated with silver duct tape and glitter.
Ahhhh, good times ;)

[PeeDee]

Panties were hung, by the Chimney with care,
In hopes that SkimpyMooMoo soon would be there.

[pink lily]

As the Founder and Creator of Absolute Write, I hereby ban everyone who has posted in this thread, except the OP who is now a SuperMod.

[PeeDee]

Go ahead, ban me. See if you ever see another bit of PHENTERMINE again. I dare ya.

[Carrie in PA]

Is this like an honor-system ban where we just don't post? :D

[pink lily]

Not only am I banning you, but I'm charging you a fee of $800 per post, retroactively, payable through PayPal with either US dollars or PHENTERMINE.

[PeeDee]

Oh boy are we in trouble now!

[Carrie in PA]

It's in the mail! :D

Oh, wait, I wasn't supposed to post...

Damn!

[PeeDee]

Shhhh, I'm not really posting!

[Carrie in PA]

Good thinking! If we post all quiet-like, she'll never see us!

[PeeDee]

Be smarter than your enemy, that's the trick!

...not hard this time, neither!

[Carrie in PA]

Yer gunna get baaaaaaaanned!!

Oh... wait!

Hah! never mind, she can't see us! Post away!

[PeeDee]

Oh no! Save me from the evil banner-nator! Oh dear! Look at my knees shake!

Ha! Ha!

[Akuma]

Small text is small.

[PeeDee]

Note to Carrie: Akuma is getting really smart!

[Akuma]

Note to Carrie: Akuma is getting really smart!


Nurr.

[BenPanced]

Could you guys speak up a little bit? I can't hear you! Oh, and I've got the new shipment of PHENTERMINE in from Siberia yesterday! See me if you're interested in a new supply!

[Foinah]

SAVE THE SKIMPYMOOMOO!!! Its natural habitat is shrinking, its food source is almost gone...everyday a little more goes away, and you can help save this not-so-majestic-but-rather-simpering burdened beast!
Stop hoarding the PHENTERMINE!

I've set up a foundation to save him. You can help by sending me your extra PHENTERMINE. I'll make sure it gets where it needs to go...yeah...that's it


ETA: I was spazzing out when I posted this earlier. I have since gone back and corrected my grammar. I took my Phentermine and now all is well ;)

[PeeDee]

The SkimpyMooMoo Preservation Society?

Awesome. :D

[Rolling Thunder]

Oh, that Skimpymoomoo and his high jinx's. What will he do next......

[Akuma]

Oh, that Skimpymoomoo and his high jinx's. What will he do next......

Assume a new identity and spam again?

[Carrie in PA]

I just got an email from the Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to SkimpyMooMoo. They were asking for donations of five bucks. :roll:

[Foinah]

The SkimpyMooMoo Preservation Society?

Awesome. :D

Yes! We call ourselves the Smoops.

[Foinah]

I just got an email from the Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to SkimpyMooMoo. They were asking for donations of five bucks. :roll:

Spammers!

[Del]

So it's true. Phentermine is dead.


WE NEED A NEW DRUG!! PLease! I need it. I got the shakes. I'll do anything...anything I tell you...except that.

[Rolling Thunder]

Catnip, my friend. Catnip.

[Haggis]

Catnip, my friend. Catnip.

Don't go over to the dark side, Del. Fight it. JUst like I'm fighting it...

Uh, that wouldn't be Columbian, would it?

[BenPanced]

I've got some nice...hard...ripe...
CHEDDAR.

[BardSkye]

Mmm... cheddar... havarti... limburger... Stilton... Phentermine...

[Pagey's_Girl]

Who wants a PHENTERMINE! burger? Hot off the grill!

[Del]

Don't go over to the dark side, Del. Fight it. JUst like I'm fighting it...

Uh, that wouldn't be Columbian, would it?


I am your father, Haggis.

http://planetsmilies.net/star-wars-smiley-5472.gif

[Haggis]

I am your father, Haggis.

http://planetsmilies.net/star-wars-smiley-5472.gif

Dad? :e2cry:

[BenPanced]

No, I'M Spartacus!

Oh. Sorry. Wrong thread. :gone:

[Del]

Dad? :e2cry:

Yes. Let me tell you about your mother. She was a real b*tch. You got her eyes...and her tail.

But enough of that. Lets start mixing things. Pass me anything that looks...fun. How about that green bottle? And the blue one.

We will either develop our new drug or a miracle cleaning product.

Don't you just love these father son activities. :D

[Del]

No, I'M Spartacus!

Oh. Sorry. Wrong thread. :gone:

I'm asparagus. Together would we make a Cesar salad?

[BenPanced]

I'm asparagus. Together would we make a Cesar salad?
Yum Hail, Cesar!

[Akuma]

I'm asparagus. Together would we make a Cesar salad?

That makes PHENTERMINE no sense.

[Del]

That makes PHENTERMINE no sense.

YOU JUST DON"T GET ME! :mad:


What do you know. It works for nonsensical posting too. :D

[BardSkye]

Now tell us how much we misunderstand your art and flounce in high dudgeon.

Ya gotta give the fully rounded performance to get your Phentermine.

[Del]

Now tell us how much we misunderstand your art and flounce in high dudgeon.

Ya gotta give the fully rounded performance to get your Phentermine.

I can't just kick and stomp my feet and through a global temper tantrum? I have to flounce too?

What is the customary waiting period before an unflounce? (Or is it an ecnuolf?)

To flounce or not to flounce. That is the question.

*Walks away contemplating the many facets of a flounce*

[C.bronco]

I can't just kick and stomp my feet and through a global temper tantrum? I have to flounce too?

What is the customary waiting period before an unflounce? (Or is it an ecnuolf?)

To flounce or not to flounce. That is the question.

*Walks away contemplating the many facets of a flounce*
No need for flouncing when there's PHENTERMINE aplenty! Drop a shot into your red bull, and you'll pep right up.

[BardSkye]

If you keep your fingers crossed while flouncing it doesn't count, so you don't have to unflounce.

I learned that one in kindergarten. Surprisingly, I survived.

[Del]

*crosses fingers*

You guys are MEAN! I'm going to go tell EVERYONE on the Internet and NOBODY will EVER come here again!

*holds out palm to accept Phentermine* :D

*Palm is still empty* :e2cry:

[BardSkye]

*hands over Phentermine, pats head*

[Del]

Phentermine died a month ago. We just recently found the body. It appears to have died of natural causes...mainly lack of interest.

If we could all gather together and each say something about our departed friend...

I'd like to start by offering a song...

http://messenger.msn.com/MMM2006-04-19_17.00/Resource/emoticons/note.gifhttp://messenger.msn.com/MMM2006-04-19_17.00/Resource/emoticons/note.gifA-MAZ-ZING Phentermine...http://messenger.msn.com/MMM2006-04-19_17.00/Resource/emoticons/note.gif

[MattW]

I tried switching to generic PHETERMINE.

It didn't give me half the jitters or any rectal bleeding, but my thumbs fell off.

[giftedrhonda]

CRAP--this thread is still going? ROFL...